Okay so this is the first time I threw in a special extra in a fanfic so let's try to make it work x""D
So basically this chapter is about how Levi leaves for a day because he ran out of Lysol and Kaneki attempts to seduce both girls before he gets back!
(Mostly going to be a comedy might also make perverted jokes once in a while x3)
OKAI so enjoy!! ☆〜（ゝ。∂）
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"Candy! I said no!" Kaneki yelled at her. "T-There's no way I'm asking to do that!" Candy sat on the countertop, legs dangling. "Then...you'll do it with me..?" She asked mischievously. He blushed brightly and ran a hand through his snow-white hair. "You're cute or whatever.. But there's no way I'd try it with you either.." He mumbled. She fumed and jumped off the countertop, nearly tripping. "Ahem! I'll have you know.." Her statement was cut short as she was pushed into him and they both fell to the floor. Candy's breasts were pressed into his face and her hands..well they were in another places. "Mwandy!!.."((He was trying to mouth 'Candy'. I don't know why he would do that in her breasts though x""D)) She got from him and bumped into the upper cabinet. A silk blue bottle tumbled from it and dramatically made its way to the ruins of the floor. Kaneki shouted something like "Expecto Patronum." Candy stood there squinting at him, "Dude you're a ghoul. This isn't Harry Potter get your life together." He shrugged indifferently, "Worth a shot." Their conversation was cut short as Levi walked in with a frilly apron on with his hair slicked back((I don't know why I imagined it like this SKSJDJS)).
"What is my Lysol.." He now pointed to the floor, "..doing on the floor?" Dramatic opera music burst into the background as Candy and Kaneki tried to run from his becoming wrath. Unfortunately Ichi-San walked in, blocking the exit of the door. She was wearing a hoodie, jeans, and what appeared to be fluffy decorated socks. "What the fuc-" she began but stopped at the sound of Levi's high-pitched squealing. When he turned around, it only intensified more. She face palmed and said something that sounded like "Damn it" but it couldn't be heard over the extreme yelling. He threw off his apron, hair magically unslicked((I don't even know how this happened to be honest x"D)) and ran into the hallways. Candy and Kaneki hurriedly tried to slip past, but Ichi-San demanded some answers. "You both need to tell me what happened in here!" She growled. Kaneki said nothing, only pointing at the Lysol bottle on the floor with wide eyes. Ichi-San rolled her eyes, walking to her room after getting a drink. Something like glass was smashed in another room, and Levi was seen darting out of the house carrying a broom. "Must be off to the cleaning store..?" Kaneki guessed. Candy shrugged, looking bewildered. "Yup..hopefully he will forget what happened when he gets back." She headed off to Ichi-San's room, Kaneki instinctively began to follow her. He stopped when a sudden thought came to him, Levi was gone and he had both girls to himself. A horrid smile curled up on his lips, he had an AMAZING idea((lol this can't be good at all)).