A/N: Most of these, I do not own. However, I have added on to some and have created a few of my own!

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BamBam: Man I don't know how you deal with these kids. They look like a handful.

Jiyoung and Chan, watching Seungmin strangle Changbin, Felix and Jisung randomly screaming, Jeongin trying to set fire to a sleeping Minho, and Hyunjin choking on air:
Jiyoung and Chan: We don't know either.

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Changbin: Are you okay?

Jiyoung: Yeah I'm fine.

Changbin: What does 'fine' mean?

Jiyoung: It means I'm perfectly content but also wouldn't mind if the sun exploded right now and killed us all.

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Jeongin: Do you ever feel bugs on you when there aren't any?

Minho: Those are the ghosts of all the bugs you've killed.

Jeongin:

Jiyoung: Look what you did, you scared him. Stupid idiot.

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Chan: Why are you smiling?

Minho: What? Can't I just be happy?

Jiyoung: JYP tripped and fell in the parking lot.

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Jisung: Noona, can I go to the store and get ice cream?

Jiyoung: Why? What did Chan say?

Jisung: No.

Jiyoung: Then why should I let you?

Jisung: He's not the boss of you.

Jiyoung, internally: This is a trap this is a trap this is a trap t-

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Jimin: What's it like living with Chan and the other kids?

Jiyoung: Imagine living with actual civilized people.

Jimin: Okay...

Jiyoung: Now throw that thought out the window.

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Felix: You almost didn't make it to dinner.

Jisung: You almost didn't make it to Stray Kids.

Jiyoung, pointing her knife at Jisung: And you almost didn't make it because I almost shoved this knife into your heart.

Jisung:

Chan: And this is why we never let Jiyoung handle sharp things.

| I added on to this |

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Stays: Can y'all take a nap?

Stray Kids: Absolutely not. Die.

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Chan: I love all my kids equally.

Jiyoung: Jisung almost set fire to the dorm while you were gone.

Chan: is JEONGIN OKAY?

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Seonghwa, seeing Jiyoung holding hands with Jeongin: Ah, so cute!

Seonghwa, seeing Wooyoung kiss Jiyoung's cheek: HANDS OFF MY SISTER, YOU DEMON SPAWN! DON'T CORRUPT MY PRECIOUS JIYOUNGIE!

Jiyoung, watching Seonghwa chase after a screaming Wooyoung:
Jiyoung, seeing Stray Kids' faces turn pale: Stop being afraid of my brother. You're all his sunbaes; Wooyoung is free game.

Hongjoong, looking at the terrified faces of Stray Kids: What she said.

| I made this one myself |

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Jiyoung, watching Stray Kids and ATEEZ start a food fight at the dinner table:
Jiyoung, breaking the 4th wall: It's so nice having the family over for dinner.

| This is another one that I made |

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Jeongin: *exists*

Minho: *exists*

Seungmin: *exists*

Felix: *exists*

Jiyoung: Well, my life no longer has any meaning whatsoever.

| This is another one of my creations |

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Hyunjin: I guess I'm just too tough to cry.

Jiyoung, not even looking up from her phone: Just this morning you were crying about snakes.

Hyunjin, tearfully: THEY DON'T HAVE ANY ARMS!

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Jeongin: Noona.

Jiyoung: What?

Jeongin: Do kangaroos really know how to fight?

Jiyoung: I don't know, go hit Chan or Felix and find out.

| I added on to this one |

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Felix, talking to Minho: I thought you only had 2 cats.
Minho: *triggered* Our interests are no longer aligned.

Seungmin, talking to Minho: I thought you only had 1 cat.
Minho: *extra triggered* Bitch I- you're no better than Felix!

Jiyoung, talking to Minho: So, how are Soonie, Doongi, and Dori doing?
Minho, bringing Jiyoung into his arms: *smiling* YOU ACTUALLY REMEMBER HOW MANY CATS I HAVE AND WHAT THEIR NAMES ARE! I LOVE YOU!

Jiyoung: Aww, I love you too!

Stays, from afar: I SENSE A SAILING SHIP!

| Again, I made this one |

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Published: 9/08/2021

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