Billy's Pov:
"Hey, put my sidekick down!" Captain Underpants exclaimed. "Or what? What are you gonna do? Are you gonna use your underwear powers on me or something?" I mocked, chuckling afterward. The Captain didn't respond, he only glared at me. "Not gonna respond? I know your every move, Captain. I have to laugh if I thought you were a worthy foe." I added. Yet, he never responded, his eyes narrowed and I become bored very quickly. "I guess I was right, you do need your sidekicks for help. How pathetic..." I mumbled, tightening my tentacle's grip on George. His muffled scream was covered by the tentacle as he looked over at Captain Underpants. "You see and hear that George? You and your little friends are fucking useless." I spoke as I slammed George to the ground. "I guess the saying is false. Villains always have the chance to win and now, just watch me take back Harold." I mocked, putting a foot against his face. His muffled words fell short and he looked at the ground as I smirked at his reaction. "You're wrong if you think you can get away with this, villain! Heroes always have the chance to win as well!" Captain Underpants exclaimed and I looked back at him only to be kicked toward the ground. "So, I see you do have the balls to fight me. Hold on, George, this will get ugly real fast." I spoke, my tentacles rising up. "You're wrong if you think Harold wants to be with you!" He exclaims and my eyes widen. How dare he say such a thing. "I'll make you pay for those words!" I exclaimed, signaling my tentacles to go toward the Captain. They do so yet, that idiot manages to dodge every hit. 

I growl and I signal the tentacles to hit him from behind. The Captain was being too much of an idiot to even notice my surprise attack. The tentacle hit him very hard and he was thrown toward a wall. "Harold wants...someone he can trust and won't do crazy things..." He mumbles, getting up slowly. He then floats up into the air and heads straight toward me with multiple punches. I get hit a few times in the face and stomach while other times I manage to dodge them with my tentacles. "Are you even trying?" I asked, smirking as we continue doing this.

"I'm trying to save my sidekicks from the hands of you! Especially Harold!" The Captain yelled out, managing to grab one of my tentacles. He raises me up and twirls me around before throwing me again a wall. I groan out in pain as I rub the back of my head and I notice my tentacles being unresponsive. "Don't you dare die on me..." I mumble at them. They finally help me up and I walk toward the Captain. "Why would Harold want to be saved from me? I am literally everything he wants." I questioned, crossing my arms.

"No! You're not! You're everything he doesn't want! You are...bad...and scary!" The Captain exclaims, almost concerned. "Bad? Scary?" I asked, laughing maniacally afterward. "Please, if Harold told me that, I would believe him but, when it's coming from you, I can't say the same..." I spoke, calming down. "I'm Harold's and George's superhero. I know them better than anyone else. What do you know about Harold?" The Captain asked. My eyes slightly widen at the question, is this guy smarter than he seems? Harold Hutchins has a divorced mother named Grace and a young sister named Heidi.

He likes drawing and dolphins...and he has ADHD. I look down in embarrassment as I realize that's everything I know about him. "George, what do you know?" He asked. I look at George as I remove the tentacle that was on his mouth. "Speak..." I mumbled, glaring at him. "He's my best friend since Kindergarten. He loves drawing and has this obsession with dolphins. He sometimes finds Heidi annoying but, he loves his family. He loves movie nights and snacks! He loves sharing story ideas. I protected him from bullies that always picked on him in Kindergarten and up to Elementary." George explained, smirking slightly.

"He knows more than you, what does that say about you?" The Captain asked and I continue to look down. How...why is he asking these types of questions? But, what does that make me? I know nothing but, basic facts about Harold yet, George practically knows everything about him. That's not what a good boyfriend or husband would do! I look at Captain Underpants and George quickly to see both of them winking and smirking at one another. Did they plan this out? Or are they actually serious? Oh, why do I care?

I make my tentacle tighten its grip on George as I climb my way over to the top of this building. "Hey, where are you going?" Captain Underpants exclaimed. Once I reach the top, I tie my tentacle around a rotten flag pile. "What are you doing?" George asked in a scared tone. "I don't need to hear any more shit from you two," I replied as I transformed one of my tentacles into a saw. "It's a good thing, I can regrow these limbs..." I mumbled, sawing off my tentacle. Immediately the tentacle regrew back and George was left hanging from the rotten flag pole.

I transform my tentacles back to normal before I climb back to where Captain Underpants stayed floating as he looked up in terror. "No more distractions, Captain. Let's just fight..." I spoke. "How dare you terrorize my sidekicks like that? I'll put you in your place, villain!" He exclaimed, getting in a fighting position. "Oh please, I would love to see you try." I mocked, smirking as I showed off my tentacles. "I'll stop you from hurting anyone else and I'll make sure of that." Captain Underpants replied in an almost threatening tone.  It seems his aggressive and smarter side comes from the safety of his sidekicks.

I can't wait to use that to my advantage.