Now me and my girlfriend have a weird relationship, it's not bad weird just weird. There are alot of people my girlfriend dosn't like and she voices.those opinions quite frequently. And today she was complaining about a guy who actually punches her. I was like "hell naw, where is this bitch, I'm gonna cut off something he's gonna miss.", I said and everyone at the table was like "ohhhhhh" . Then we got our face painted for school spirit and what not, and this dock was here. Katy smiled at me and was like "Here is is , are you gonna murder him?", and we were about to leave and simply said. "No, I'm in a good mood so I'll spare his life.", and when we were walking and he was out of earshot, I said to her. " I would have killed him, but like I said I'm in a good mood, and besides it's your kill, I'm not going to steal your kill.", I also said this very casually. She looked genuinely happy and was like "Aww thanks!" .

All u really got from this exchange is how  weird we are. I knew I was a little insane, but now I think I should probably go see someone. Or I could just keep going on with my life and avoid the horrible people that wish to squash my dreams of becoming an world wide known assasin. With me serial killer girlfriend but me side. My friend actually compared us to Bonnie and Clyde. I don't know why I'm like this. It's just how I am. Every one is violent in their own way. Ok this is getting semi deep so I'm gonna stop.

BYEEYEEEEEEEEEYEYEEEEEEEYYEEEEEE.