Chapter 13: Chinglish

A/N: after managing to get away from the beasts that looked like you, you and Revy needed to go and get rock. But it seemed you would be assisted by a taiwanese assassin.

You were getting tossed around by creatures who looked almost like you.

(Y/N): son of a bitch.

One tried to bite down on your head, but you broke it's jaw and tossed it at the rest of them.

Revy: Damn you Rock! You really screwed up this time!

Multiple enemy cars showed up.

(Y/N): son of a......

You get tackled by two more of the creatures.

(Y/N): get off me.

You grabbed one of them and tossed them through one of the cars. You cracked the other twos necks.

(Y/N): we need to go, now!

Revy: no shit!

While this was going on, someone was listening in on it.

Shenhua: The gunfire has starting…

Leigharch: Hun? I don’t want to do this…

Shenhua: Leigharch…

Leigharch: Ooh, I can feel me brain matter…

Shenhua: I tell you not relax too much before working! I make very clear for you!

Leigharch: I just had a greatest idea. We’ll stay here until they stop shooting.

Shenhua: So sorry, if they die we are not getting pay.

Leigharch: I’ll take arrange…

Shenhua: No! Work very important!

You were knocked against the wall with several slashes on your body and a few spikes rammed into your flash. Revy kept shooting at the enemy soldiers who just kept coming.

Revy: Damn! They’re just keep coming! Stupid shit for brain, Rock! Damn her!

She said as she ran into an ally way.

(Y/N): god damn!

You ripped off the spikes in your flesh and roared in pain while running. That's when you both saw another car pull up with someone on the roof of it.

(Y/N): ?!

Revy: the fuck?!

Shenhua: Sister! You duck now please?

You and Revy ducked just in time as Shenhua threw multiple

Revy: Are you the getaway driver!?

Leigharch: No! I’m a Falcon lawyer! What do you think!? That was accounted for…

(Y/N): let's just go!

You grabbed Revy and the two of you got in and took off. The other creatures were about to chase until an enemy soldier called out.

Enemy soldier: Do not pursue! The military is just sworn their camp! Pull back! On the double!

They didn't as told and pulled back.

Revy: What the fuck were those things back there?

(Y/N): they weren't clones, I know that. They would've given me an even worse ass kicking. If I were to guess, they somehow got some of my blood and injected some of my DNA into their solders.

Revy: son of a bitch.

Leigharch: Mr. Chang told me that there are supposed to be five of you. So what the hell did happen to other four?

Revy: Plan has changed and became two of us. And she fucked up and been captured…

Shenhua: Oh, she sounds like real idiot!

(Y/N): are we through taking jabs at rock, or do I have to start doing some literal jabbing, Revy?

Revy: piss off!

Leigharch: Well, we are gonna go straight to the falcon base. I wanna finish this job and go home.

Revy: So where is their hideout?

Shenhua: It’s not a village for six mile. You’ll find there in jungle.

Revy: We’re not going to the military base. We’re taking care of these guys first.

Shenhua: Aha…Ahahahahaha!

(Y/N): you find something amusing?

Leigharch: I suggest you wipe your own damn ass, sweet heart! Wait I’ve got a better one! You can go tell that cavalry, Maria Louise!

Shenhua: We take it to the base only and getting the money, we’re not interested in work more.

Revy moved up near one of the front seats where Shenhua was sitting in.

Revy: My partner has the fucking documents! Do you follow? Understand you? Yes? You got that, Chinglish?

Shenhua pulled out her kukri and had it near Revy's neck.

(Kukri is a type of machete).

Leigharch stopped the car.

Leigharch: Not my new interior. If you must, do outside.

Shenhua: My English is not very good because I’m pure Taiwanese. May be you like to meet your skinny ass, bitch?

You then got up.

(Y/N): I don't think you understand the situation here do you? You're boss sure hired you for just transport us? Then he must not of told you about the documents then, did he? Without them, it’ll be all of us three in this car explaining why we decided to come back to the base empty handed. And I know that's something you don't want.

Meanwhile, Rock was having to deal with multiple guns pointed at her as she was surrounded by both regular and doomsday hybrid soldiers.

Rock:......

Takenaka: Hey, you’re here.

Ibraha: We formed an alliance with them. As it right now, this camp is under our command.

Takenaka: I’m glad to hear that. Now my friend. Welcome to our demilitarized zone. We’ve took the liberty to look through your briefcase. And it was completely empty.

Rock: I know nothing about it. Even if I did, you know I couldn’t answer your question.

Some of the of the doomsday hybrids growled.

Takenaka: That’s straight forward answer, too bad. At time like this, I think the least I can do is crack a joke. But, we got nothing but time, so I’ll just ask you slowly. Alright…you do want this painless don’t you?

They walked and sat down.

Takenaka: If you got getting involved in this staff, you should really be bit more careful. Japanese if I’m not mistaken. So, how long have you been doing this kind of work?

She didn't answer.

Takenaka: Come on, just ease up kid. Don’t wanna talk? You know, young lady…It probably wouldn’t hard for us Japanese to be friendly with each other, now would it?

She still didn't reply and Takenaka sighed.

Takenaka: this is a problem.

(Meanwhile).

You, Revy and Shenhua were outside of Leigharch's car.

Revy: we're gonna walk from here.

Shenhua: why not just keep going by car?

(Y/N): and have them hear us? No thank you ma'm

Revy: he's right, I don't want to charge in there with this piece of shit and a junkie at the wheel.

Leigharch: fuck you! I'll have you know this is the world's greatest off-road vehicle, ya heartless bitch!

Revy: this piss tank is gettin on my last nerve. listen here, ya fuckin leprechaun. You're gonna stay here. If you run out on us, I'll hunt you down and castrate your ass.

Shenhua: my, she say good thing. I agree very much.

Leigharch: fuckin bollocks!

(Y/N): just go easy on the weed, okay? We don't need a fucked up driver.

Shenhua: you don't worry about this guy when it come to that. Even when his brain off to Mars, he still good at driving.

Revy: let's go little miss Chinglish.

(Y/N): don't start that arguing shit again. See this?

You said as you turned around and showed them a pony tail.

Shenhua: a pony tail?

Revy: so what?

(Y/N): it's for how long you've both been Bitching at each other one the way here. My hair literally grew out and I turned it into this pony tail! That's now long you've bitched at each other.

(I still don't know why Injustice gave doomsday a pony tail).

(Y/N): Let's just get rock, head home and shut the hell up.

Shenhua: calm down why don't you. No point in getting mad.

Your claws grew from normal size and slashed through 5 trees and slowly turned back to Revy and Shenhua.

(Y/N): wanna tell me to calm down now?

A/N: yikes.

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