Heh more humans are space orcs stuff

-BUT FIRST

I made a new warrior OC for the warriors RPG game (you should totally look it up- basically D&D but about ten times simpler and with cats).

This is PepperFlake. He's a medicine cat apprentice.

Is much floof.

OKAY NOW HUMANS ARE SPACE ORCS CRAP

—Species Number ( 2 )
These are Glahhr, a species of amphibious creatures aliens. They mostly live underwater, but can survive on land. They are omnivores, eating mainly small fish and seaweed. They communicated in a morse-code-esk fashion, by flashing a series of lights on their forehead.

The Glahhr have four tentacles protruding from the bottom of their face. These are used to pick up and carry objects, as well as interact with other creatures. Their scales are generally shades of grey or black, and some have a blue-green sheen to them as well. They have three orbs on their forehead that are shaped similar to eyes. These orbs light up and are used similar to how angler fish catch prey. These orbs are also used for communication. Their eyes are narrow and sensitive to harsh light. Their bodies are long and thin, resembling sea serpents. Fins protrude from their backs showing their age. A one year old will have one fin, two year old will have two fins, and so on and so forth. They have an average life expectancy of 123 years for males and 126 years for females. However oldest recorded Glahhr was 302 at death, though that was long ago before other aliens brought strange sicknesses to their lands.

Welp that was a lot compared to my notes on the Ahkeeii. You know what happens now?

Short story time.

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Byul stared at the Human medic in shock as they sat around a table in the recreation room of Keeto Space Module. The group had been recounting information on what they had done before going to space. Human-Mike had started telling stories about what he had learned back on Earth in Medical School.

"The human heart can beat outside it's body. Insane, right?!" Human-Mike said joyfully, index finger pointing upwards. He crossed one leg over the other and leaned on it with his elbow, his smile widening. "And when we're starving to death, our brains will EAT themselves! Crazy right!?"

"I'm sorry, your brain will  W H A T ?" Ahkeeii-Hsse asked, golden eyes open wide.

"You haven't worked with humans before, have you?" Asked Ahkeeii-Huuc. He tapped his foot on the floor and with a smile said, "they are the strangest and most insane creatures I've ever had the luck of encountering."

"And we know the most useless things about our species too," Human-Todd said, "See, I can remember that when we blush the inside of our stomach does as well, but for the life of me I couldn't remember what I had for lunch yesterday."

"Really?" Byul asked, finally speaking up.

Human-Mike nodded. "Speaking of strange body things, we have double of some organs. For example, we have two lungs, but we only need one."

"Wh- WHY!?" Byul felt his jaw drop. They had TWICE as many organs as they needed!?

Human-Mike shrugged. "No one really knows."

"Ooh! Ooh! Can I talk about my job now!?" Human-Todd asked excitedly with a smile in her eyes.

Byul nodded slowly. Surely her job couldn't be quite as crazy as Human-Mike's.

"I'm a coroner!" Human-Todd puffed out her chest proudly.

"Does that have anything to do with your human 'Coronations'?" Ahkeeii-Hsse asked, tilting her head slightly.

"Nope!" Human-Todd responded, "It means I try and figure out how people died."

"Like a detective?"

"Eh, kind of? I've worked with detectives before. What I do is I conduct an autopsy, meaning I take sharp tools and cut open dead bodies to find out how people died. Like, were they strangled? Stabbed? How long ago did they die? Stuff like that."

A sharp noise sounded as Byul stood up from his seat and silently walked away.

What the fuck even were humans?

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So there's that. When researching for this short story I learned some stuff about the human body and crap. Hope you learned some stuff too.

Anyway, that's all for now. Bai~