DONUT TURNIP KISSED A DOG AND IT BECAME SATAN AND THE SATAN ATE DNY D-SLICE CUZ LITTLE D TOLD HIM TO BECAUSE JEEZ LOUISE DONT WE KNOW THAT BY NOW! HE SAYS CONGRATS ON 6 MILION DINGONDIANDOGS WTF EVER CALLED IT! THN HE DECIDED TO DIE BECAUSE MERICA DIDNT LIKE HIS MERICAN ACCENT AND PHIL BECAME PERSIDENT AND DECIDED TO MALE EVYRONE BLACKL EYE EPAS.