Meeko is Bold
Aariya is italics
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Welcom-

WHATSSSSSSS UP BESTIEEEEEEEEEE!

WHAT THE HELL AARIYA

Did youuuuuu miss... meeeeeeee? I know youuuuuuu did!

IT'S 2 IN THE MORNING WHY THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING?

Why did you pick up?

Because I would get fired if I didn't.

I want a double chocolate donut and a dunkaccino.

What the f.ck is a dunckaccino?

I WANT A ... DUNKACCINO!

Are you okay? Aariya is there a specific reason you are calling me SO DAMN EARLY?

...

Yaira are yo-

I'M GONNA DIE FOREVER ALONE!

No y-

YES I WILL! NO ONE WILL LOVE ME AND I'LL LIVE ALL ALONE AND OWN 163 CATS AND THEN I WILL BE SO OBESE, I CAN'T MOVE BECAUSE I WILL EAT SO MANY DONUTS AND THEN MY CATS WILL DIE AND THEN I WILL BE DEPRESSED AND STUFF MY FACE WITH MORE DONUTS AND NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN BECAUSE I WILL BE SAD AND BECOME EMO AND THEN HATE MYSELF FROM BECOMING EMO AND THEN DIEEEEEEEEEE! ( nothing wrong with becoming emo in my opinion just her freaking out )

What made you think of this?

DID YOU KNOW I WAS WATCHING RICEGUM ROAST CUTE COUPLES AND I DISAGREED WITH HIM SO I WENT TO WATCH CUTE COUPLE COMPILATIONS AND NOW I REALIZE I'M SINGLE AND I REGRET YELLING AT YAIRA SAYING THAT YOU'RE A WASTE OF TIME BECAUSE YOU ARE SO FUNNY AND YOU PROBABLY ARE SO CUTE AND I WISH I COULD SEE YOUuuuuu

Nope and are you drunk?

Mayyyyyybeeeeeee. You're probably super hoooot. I wish I could be your girrrrrrlfriend why did Yaira rejeeeect you. You have the hottestttttt voice ... as wellllll

Why thank you! You're gonna regret this tomorrow.

I know... I likkkke drinking.

How old are you?

Old enough to beeeee drinking I thinkkkkkk...

We'll have fun I'll send some Pepto-Bismol with that.

Whaaaaaats peeptobiz whate.... ver

You will need it tomorrow. Night Aariya!

Niiiiiiiight... Donut Duuuuude.

Wha-

---Aariya (not Yaira) has somehow ended the call---

-t? How can she come up with brilliant names while drunk? It took me ages?

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Too early? Idk. It first I was going to have Aariya (NOT Yaira I KEPT WRITING YAIRA INSTEAD OF AARIYA THANKS (SarcasticAsshole1239 ) having an emotional breakdown but then I thought it would be funnier for her to be drunk. My first time ever writing a chapter with a character drunk so... this may suck. Also for all the people who don't know... I AM TOO YOUNG BE DRINK SO I HAVE OBVIOUSLY NEVER BEEN DRUNK. Geez. I just read A LOT of dialogue stories on Wattpad. Like a crazy amount.

P.S. I'm finding myself typing Yaiara instead of Yaira