Since the day Naina has seen Raj's face, she has got  diarrhoea. Her digestion system isnt responding her. Its on rest. And she is at her worst... Shalini is hell worried about her health. She isnt having anything properly. How'll she live when she isnt having food? Shalini is disappearing from her office time to time just to keep check on her. Naina is suffering....really bad... physically and mentally.. she has written a novel in colourful words for Raj....that filthy editor.. may god shut that newspaper! She prays that his office may burn to ashes...

3 June 2018
Kolkata

Shalini is squealing and running to hug her kiddo sis.

'Nainaaaaaaa....look at this!'

'What di? Is That asshole of editor dead?' She asks weakly..  her strength is going away...slowly slowly.

'Shut up. Dont talk nonsense.'

'Then...whats it?' Poor Naina. Its hard for her to speak too... because of weakness.

'Your novel.....that got published. Shantipriya publication is printing it that too thousand copies in firsr time!'

'WHAT! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? OHH GOD.. I AM SO HAPPY. SO HAPPY.' naina squeals with joy. This news almost made her half healthy and fit....Rest half is left for medicines and doctors.

'Yep Naina... Now smile like a whale!'

'What the hell!'

'Ohh come on.... he has got the biggest size of face... so his smile is obviously huge. Smile like him.'

'Dont ruin my mood di.. Lets have a party... yaaay..'

Till evening, Naina was healthy as hell. She got all her strength back.

But her cursing for that editor has not seen an end!

May god burn him in hell!

*****

7th June 2018

Rituparno Hotel

Last few days have been rollar coster ride for Naina. Just after she got the news of her novel being published, her sister got an alliance for her. Shalini and her soon to be fiancèe work in same company. His family has brought their proposal for shal but shal being an overprotective sister showed no interest in leaving her kiddo alone. Her would be spouse, Naveen Singh, at once thought a solution and....

Naina is sitting in this hotel waitting for someone to come.

Everything happened in such rush as she didnt get time to at least ask for his name. Who was he? What does he do for living? What is his age? ...

Naina dismissed all her fear and suspection for her own elder sister. She is habitual of her sister. She never lets her go anywhere for more than two days. In fact in earlier days of her job, she was accompanying her everywhere. Shal also never leaves her kiddo alone.

Naina' body temperature was normal like other humans...37°C... but her mind was boiling... Its temperature has reached to 98°C....almost ready to erupt and burst...

'Who is that great creature who is to meet me here? I've paid so much just for sitting here idle. And that scoundrel isnt showing his face. Is he dead or something...even before meeting me! Ohh no.. Di's marriage in danger.'

She picks up her phone to dial Shal for checking on her and her so good and caring partener.

Then....

Somebody coughes.

Naina, being Naina, ignores that strange and not to mention bark like cough.

'Can I sit here?' That cougher asks.

'No.' She is still busy in searching Shal's new no because old simcard was lost yesterday itself. Suddenly it hits her..

This voice....I cant forget this voice! Holy shit!

'Youuuuu!.Lewd fucker!' She shriekes at the top of her lungs. She is now centre of everyone's attention.

'Wha the Hell! You...You're her sister? Did her parents adopt you from jungle?'

'You're his younger brother! Did you get your genes from a roadside dog?'

'You are not someone to apologuise.'

'My time isnt so bad that I'll take something from you...even your apology.. I spit on that!'

'Grab your snake like tongue.'

'Mind your filthy language.'

'I so want to strangle you.. Just because of you, I got demoted.'

'Ha..as if I got nothing in return. Your contagious mouth just gave me diarrhoea. Filthy swine!'

'Really? I am filthy? It was your own system full of viruses and deadly bacteria. Even your shadow is equally poisonous.'

'Really? Then how are you alive after shoving your dirty tongue down my throat? Why arent you dead still?'

'Because I use herbal product. They help me in removing poison out of my system.'

'Herbal...like cow dung?'

'You have a real shitty mouth.'

'And you've a potty face.'

'Still I am better than a roadside writer who knows nothing about writting.'

This.......was surely unbearable.

'You bastard! I am a roadside writer? Then you see my creation.' Saying this she poured all soup on his crisp whiye shirt.

'You witch! Now you're dead. D.E.A.D.'

'Despite of your spelling being corect, you cant kill me because...'

'Because? Why cant I kill a tiny ant like creature?'

She grabbed nearby bowl full of hot, boiling, steaming water which was put for making tea.

'Because your fingers are burnt! Simple..' she has dipped his fingers in that bowl.

'Shitty woman. Insane. Crazy. Buffalo head. Today...I'll be a criminal by choking you to your death.' He approaches for her...but she pulls the table mat and everything on table falls on him.

But he doesnt budge and holds her neck with single hand. She starts to kick him.

'You fucking bitch!' Naina has kicked him there.

'Rot in hell for eternity.' Rajveer' nails have scratched her neck badly.

'You know what..I'll die a bachelor but will never marry you.'

'Exactly..I'll die a maiden but willl never be Mrs Rajveer. Asshole.'

She stompes off. He is still on ground because of pain.

Not to forget, a considerable bill has been levied on him because of uproar and breaking of crockeries and furniture. Naina broke a chair by pushing him on it.

Outcome of this second encounter.

Recently Ex- editor of Janshabha had been spotted choking a girl. Was he trying to kill ber? This is serious case of violence against woman. We're demanding his resignation. Mr. Rajveer was earlier famous for his good nature and this sudden disclosure has put a question on his character. Was he feigning everything?
              
                                 -femininepower(magazine)
                                       Kolkata
******

15 June 2018

Kali Mandir
Kolkata

Everybody is chearing and shouting. The open courtyard is decorated very well. Everything is pointing towards one thing- happiness and joy.

Suddenly a girl comes with two beatle leaves covering her face..

And.

No god. Please show some mercy. No please no..just break my reverie. It cant be her. May she be dead! May it be her lookalike. Please god. Dont ler it be her.

But..

Ohh no! She has same faetures...Same shitty face. Ohh god! Hold on a sec.. She is not her! Yeah...That bitch cant blush like this. She is acting all shy. Yes. She is not her. I was about to die on altar. I am saved. Hurray!

Priest orders them to sit in front of pious fire. He starts to chant some verses.

Suddenly something stings his left foot.

Its bleeding....and Rajveer almost loses his sense.. He has a phobia of blood...running blood..

I want to die...This bitch didnt leave me. And look at her acting, man. Give her an oscar already. God...My happiness was short living.... And just after one or two seconds of me being close to her, she has started to show her true colours. Vampire, dracula.. god..which type of swears I should use for her? And now...just now she had pierced my foot. God knows what did she use? I am going to have a serious blood loss just because of this...this..

Now they're told to stand up and move around of altar.

He gets up and leads her.

'There is still time. Leave me here..on altar. I'll forget whatever you did to me.' She wishpers to him

'As if I was the only culprit! You just run away. I'll give your novel a read.'

'If these rounds are complete, you're dead. I'll turn every stone just to kill you little by little.'

'Even I'll leave no chance to tame you and spank you till your body doesnt bleed.'

'This is fourth round, Go away...You ...*****'

'Stop swearing and just run away. I'll take care of rest.'

'I'll loose the knot. You just stand there still and everything'll be finished itself.'

'I'll do this as I am behind you. You just focus on looking for suitable path for youe departure.'

'Are you out of strength? Did you lose your hand? Its fifth round. Open that damn knot.'

'I am doing it. I am not a super human to do it just in mere seconds. Everybody is watching me.'

'You want to listen colourful words?'

'Be my guest then. I'll help you in increasing your vocabulary.'

'You know what....your mouth consumes more energy then your brain. Use your tiny brain.'

'Your tongue has got more velocity than you. Cant you just fake a fall or sprain? Atleast you can show off a unconciousness scene here.'

'Cant you do this honour?'

'I am healthy enough to fall down like a malnutritioned girl.'

'Open that knot! Sixth one is also complete. You'll open that knot on your wedding night? Hurry up.'

'Did someone pour fevicol on this fabric? This ist loosening.'

'I'll push you into these holy flames.'

'And I like a poor baby, will fall into it! I'll drag you also.'

'Why dont you trip over my lahnga and stumble to your death?'

'Why dont you have an asthama attack because of this smoke?'

'Why dont you-'

She was cut in between by an announcement..

Aaj se aap pati patni huye...

They look at each other with horror striken face. This wasnt meant to happen....

Noo..

No..

Never...

'You'll repent this.' While touching her parents' feet he whispered.

'You'll curse your stars for this.' She replied.

Meanwhile...their relatives..

'Look at this couple..are you guys whisper-planning your honeymoon?' One of a random aunty tries to tease them.

They fake smile..

Marriage of explosive with fire..

Result is awaitting.

16th June 2018

Morning..5:00 A.M.

PEARL Resort

Room no 440

A couple has just retired from their long and hot love making. Lady is blushing and the man is gazing her intesely. She is trying to cover up her body under sheets and that man is pulling that sheet.

Suddenly phone rings.

He stops her from picking it up.

It rings again.

He again neglects it.

On third constant call, he receives it.

And..

Jerkes out of bed....screaming...'WHAT?......HOW?
......... OKK....WE'RE COMING WITHIN THIRTY MINUTES.'

That lady gets worried.

'What happened, jaan?'

'Last night, Rajveer got his hand fractured!'

'How?'

'I dont know. We've to leave. Make it fast shal. Hurry up.'

Mr. and Mrs. Naveen Singh has left their wedding gift behind......a two day stay in that resort.

Any mistake? Dont Point out ...today I amnt in mood of rewritting.

Anybody bengali? Please comment. I've some queries about bengali customs.