KITKATSMEOW
hey hi this is kat

ALFIEJONESS
y are all these famous
ppl messaging me

i drunkenly texted
matt one time for
christ's sake

KITKATSMEOW
matt mentioned you
and i decided to stalk u
obvi

ALFIEJONESS
god this is so weird

KITKATSMEOW
he talks abt u like a lot
it's kind of weird
he has you on post notifs

ALFIEJONESS
wait really?

KITKATSMEOW
yeah lmao it's kind of funny
i mean, i can see why though
yr a qt

ALFIEJONESS
im like 90% sure this is a dream

KITKATSMEOW
it's not

here's his number btw,,
he hates insta dms
xxx-xxx-xxxx

ALFIEJONESS
omg 99% sure
this is a dream

KITKATSMEOW
lmao don't tell him
i gave it to you he'll strangle
me have fun

=

kat mcnamara the real wing woman

also two chapters in one day merry christmas