SQUAD™

ALFIE
guYS i maY HAVE
FLIRTED W MATT
DADDARIO

VER
u know he's totally
into you right?

it's painfully obvious

ALFIE
?

JES
even i noticed

ALFIE
??

VER
you should've seen
the way he was looking
@ you when they had
dinner here

he was resting his head
on his hand and staring
at u it was,,,, rlly gay

JES
i can confirm this
go for it dude

ALFIE
going for things scares
me

VER
we know and
that's why you haven't
had a real boyfriend
since high school, alf

ALFIE
rude.

JES
just ask him out to
lunch or something

ALFIE
ugh maybe