ThunderClan cats: *are near starvation*

Graystripe: *has the worst of it*

Dappletail: Ugh, I need to eat.

Graystripe: *looks at Dappletail* get your own... own... why don't you...

Dappletail: *is a banana* why are you looking at me like that?

Graystripe: mmmmmm, banana... Wait, what?*shakes head roughly, banana Dappletail is still there* err, I mean let's go to the river, and hunt with a drink.

Dappletail: Okay. *follows him*

Graystripe: LET'S EAT! *jumps on Dappletail*

Dappletail : AAAAAAHHHHHHHH! *dies*