|No Beef -Steve Aoki Ft. Afrojack|

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"So, tell me again why I have to be your boyfriend?" He tilted his head to the side as he leaned back on my couch.

Why didn't I just say Trev instead of Cas? Trev would of been a better fake boyfriend. Fuck.

I sighed as I raked my hands through my hair. "Fake. Boyfriend."

He rolled his eyes at me. "Whatever." He leaned towards me-where I was sat on the coffee table-he smirked. "Do I still get to kiss you?" He asked, cocking an eyebrow up.

Son of a-

"Only when he's around."

"Can I kiss you right now?"

"Do you see him around here?"

"No."

"Then no."

He groaned as he placed his hands on my knees, shaking them as if he was little kid begging for his mom to buy him a toy. "C'mon, Aria! Just a small kiss! I promise I won't bite you!" Furrowing my eyebrows at him, he smirked. "Unless you want me to?" I smacked his arm as he rubbed it. I knew I should of called Trev. "Look! He's outside on the street!" Cas yelled as he pointed towards my window.

I got up to go and check it out, when a hand grabbed my wrist and pulled me back crashing into soft lips. Cas pulled back, a grin on his face as I started hitting his arm. "What the fuck!?" He started laughing his head off as he tried shielding his arm from me smacking him. "You fucking liar!" I yelled until he took a hold of my wrists and held them.

"I just wanted a taste of what I'll be kissing." He winked before kissing my cheek and releasing my wrists as he ran towards my door, opening it and turning to look at me. "I'll see you later at work...babe." I didn't have time to throw him a cushion as he laughed before closing the door behind him.

Fucking Cas.

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Walking to work was as usual. Boring. From people running with their dogs, business people talking on their fancy new phones with shiny briefcases, hobbos asking for some spare change, to the typical couple making-out against a tree and a bunch of freshmen observing the guys movements against the girl.

"Hey cupcake." A voice said from next to me, making me jump a little. "Damn, I didn't know I was that scary." He chuckled.

I glared at him as I kept walking to work. "Yeah, the whole innocent white boy with a wanna be quiff. Totally scary." I said sarcastically, hoping he would leave me alone for once.

He pulled me into an alley as he pushed me against a dirty wall, his breath hitting my face as I took in his minty breath. "Oh baby, if only you knew all the bad things I can do to you right now. Then well see if I'm that innocent after I'm done with you." His voice became more deep as a weird feeling started in my stomach.

"I-I-uh-I'm late fo-for work." Fuck my stuttering. He smirked as he backed off, allowing me to walk out of the alley, only he followed closely behind. "I was being sarcastic, you know?" I said opening the front door of the restaurant.

"And I was being completely serious." I could already imagine him smirking behind me.

I groaned as I walked around the counter to stand behind it, laying my stuff next to Cas and Trev's. He came and sat right in front of me, his oh so evident smirk on his lips as he cocked an eyebrow at me. I rolled my eyes, putting on my apron and tying it from the back.

"Babe! I missed you!" Cas called out as he ran from the kitchen and towards me, picking me up and spinning me around before setting me back down and kissing me. He pulled back and grinned at me, giving me a sneaky wink and turning to the guy. "Hello, how may I help you today?"

The guy had his eyebrows up as if surprised to see Cas and I show off some PDA. "Uh-I'll have today's special." He coughed, shifting uncomfortablely in his barstool.

"Okay, be right back." With that Cas left to the kitchen, leaving the guy and I alone.

"He's your boyfriend?" He asked, pointing to where Cas had disappeared to.

I nod, crossing my arms on my chest. "Yeah. Got a problem?" I think taunting him is the worst I could've done.

He chuckled fakely as he leaned forward, his elbows on the counter. "Yeah. I do." I scoffed at him, making him laugh and sit back straight. "Is he good?" He asked dead serious.

My eyes widened at his questioning. Did he really just ask that? That asshole. I coughed awkwardly as he smirked. "He's-uh-"

"Here's the special plate of the day! Heriberto's famous huevos rancheros with I don't know what else he puts because he won't tell anyone. Not even our boss."

Thank you, Cas!

Cas placed the plate full of food in front of the guy as he placed his arm around my waist, pulling me into him. The guys soon started eating as the door opened and closed again, revealing none other than Calum.

"Well well well, Aria how dare ya steal my heart away with those eyes of yours." He came and sat next to the guy and turned to pat him on the back. "Hey Luke, what's up? What are you doing here?"

So, his name is Luke, huh?

"Eating." Luke mumbled as he kept stuffing his face, not bothering to look up from his plate.

"So, Aria, how about you and I go and explore my apartment? What do you say? I'll let you lay on my bed." Calum asked, I glared at him as he smirked, winking at me as he blew a kiss towards me.

"She has a boyfriend." Luke said, rolling his eyes as he devoured his food.

Calum looked at Cas and I, lifting an eyebrow up. "Who?" Cas lifted his hand up slowly as Calum tilted his head. "You? But aren't you dating that one cheerleader? What's her name? Marcie? Molly? Marilyn! Yeah, her. Marilyn. Aren't you dating Marilyn?" What?! Cas had a fucking girlfriend all along?!

I looked over at Luke who had suddenly stopped eating and looked up immediately interested. Looking over at Cas I glared at him as he lifted his hands up in defense. "First of all it's Mayrese. But, before you beat me up again, all I want to say is." He looked over at Luke and Calum, then back at me. "Aria and I are were fake dating so you wouldn't bother her anymore, bye!" He spoke really fast as he ran off to the back, not letting me hurt him.

Sighing I looked at Luke who was smirking once again. "So, you lied to me baby girl. Tisk. Tisk. Tisk." He got up and threw a few bills on the counter as he left, leaving Calum and I at the bar.

"So, you still want to come by my apartment or?" Calum looked at me with a sparkle in his eyes. I sighed as I leaned on the counter, putting my face in my hands.

Fucking Cas and Calum. They ruined it all.

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A/N:

Finally a damn update lol

Anyways, so there's this hashtag thing going on, on Twitter. The whole # ImTheRealAshtonIrwin or the # ImTheRealMichaelClifford . Point is, it's just hilarious because of the tweets and because Michael saw what was happening!

Okay, back to the whole story point. Guy in picture is Cas, just so you all know.

Crap. It's 2:30am.

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