Nezu🍵: Class 1A, you will go to a field trip tomorrow, so prepare your notebooks, pens and other needed objects

1A: A field trip?! Yay! (Writer's note: I am very bad at this, OMOS-)

*Skip to the next day when they reach their destination*

Manager✖️: Ah, UA students, welcome to my wonderful corporation!

1A: Hello Mr. X!

*They go in the corporation*

Kaede🧰: Manager-sama! Perfect timing! Red and Wolf are both out right now!

Manager✖️: Anyone else?

Kaede🧰: Apocalypse in Tiphereth-sama's section but Destiny's gonna deal with them, so-

Manager✖️: Ok, try to stop Red and Wolf from crossing paths, we don't have the budget to fix any collateral damage they could do trying to kill each other

Kaede🧰: Yes, sir! *Goes to suppress them*

Manager✖️: Kids, follow me! *leads them to Tiphereth's section as 1A follows*

*When they reach Tiphereth's section*

Destiny✝️, suppressing Apocalypse: Alright boys, split

*Apocalypse unfuses*

Destiny✝️: Got anything to say?

Judgement🦯: ... Sorry, Lady Destiny

Destiny✝️: Just as I thought; now, back to your containments!

*The birds do as told*

Destiny✝️: Those birds, I swear-

Manager✖️: Destiny!

Destiny✝️: Manager!

Manager✖️: Doing a good job as always, I see

Destiny✝️: Yup!

Manager✖️: Anyway, can you give these kids a tour of the place for me? I can't stay long

Destiny✝️: Yes, sir!

Manager✖️: I'll get going now *leaves*

Destiny✝️: Hello, class 1A of UA, I'm Destiny Iscariot, the corporation's best and only therapist and one of the best agents!

1A: Hi!

Deku🥦: I have some questions!

Destiny✝️: Ask away!

Deku🥦: First off, why did that gigantic bird we saw split into three individual birds?

Destiny✝️: Ah well, you see, Apocalypse bird, the giant one you saw, is a fusion of Punishing bird, the little one, Big bird, the one with many eyes, and Judgement bird, the tall one with the unjust scales!

Deku🥦: I see, how did you tame it?

Destiny✝️: What?

Deku🥦: Why did it listen to you? Sorry if that sounded rude-

Destiny✝️: Because they won't 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘦 disappoint me, besides, they're just forest critters looking for something to protect! Also Apocalypse's pronouns are they/them; not because they're non binary but because they're literally three beings merged into one

Deku🥦: Oh- Well, next up, What's your quirk?

Destiny✝️: Oh, I don't have one, the place thinks it's too risky to hire people with quirks due to the corporation's budget being barely enough to fix any damage done to the place

Deku🥦: I see, what's your reason for working here?

Destiny✝️: Because it was interesting

Deku🥦: Do you enjoy working here?

Destiny✝️: Yup! Even though it's kinda risky working here, I love my job through and through!

Deku🥦: Ok, that's all the questions I had

Destiny✝️: Ok then, let's start the tour! But first let's get back to Malkuth's section-

*After getting back to Malkuth's section*

Destiny✝️: This is Malkuth's section, alternatively called the Control team, most of the abnormalities here are ZAYIN, my personal favorite in this section is One sin and hundreds of good deeds, who's in here *opens the door next to her* Say hi, One sin!

One sin☦️: *Holy noises while writing something in a notebook*

Destiny✝️: *closes the door*

Deku🥦: Excuse me, What exactly are these "Abnormalities"?

Destiny✝️: Basically they're anomalies

Deku🥦: What qualifies as one, then?

Destiny✝️: Well, I'm not entirely sure, it could just be any creature or being with abnormal qualities but only Manager and the Sephirot seem to know

Deku🥦: Sephirot?

Destiny✝️: They're the leaders of the teams and sections here

Deku🥦: I see

Destiny✝️: Anyway, back to the tour! The next abnormality here should be... Opened can of wellcheers! *Opens the door*

The shrimp🦐: *doing their thing ig*

Destiny✝️: *closes the door* Alright, next! This is the Main room of the Control team, where we agents can sit back and relax until Manager needs us for something

Manager✖️ from the speakers: Dakota, you know the drill

Dakota🫐: Welp, my break's over *goes to do Instinct work on Fairy festival*

Destiny✝️: Hi Dakota

Dakota🫐 as he walks out the main room: Hi Destiny

Deku🥦: Who was that?

Destiny✝️: That was Dakota, an agent Manager usually assigns to Fairy festival

Deku🥦: I see

Destiny✝️: I can't show you guys Fairy festival or We can change anything for safety reasons so we have to move on to the next section

*When they get there*

Destiny✝️: This is Yesod's section, the Information team, here's Scorched girl, a Lil' one we call Candice *opens door* Say hi, Candice! 

Scorched💥: *making her trademark noises*

Destiny✝️: *closes door* She's one of my favorites here, anyway, here we have Punishing bird *opens door* Hi

Punishing🐦: *chirps*

Destiny✝️: *closes door* I know he's small but don't mess with him; he's an executioner

Bakugo💥: What's a little birdie gonna do? Peck me?

Destiny✝️: Yes, continuously but if you attack it, well, let's just say you won't survive that encounter, anyway here's the Main room

Kaede🧰: Destiny-senpai! Have you tried the modified One sin E.G.O.s yet?

Destiny✝️: *pulls out her modified Penitence E.G.O. weapon* Yep, they work pretty well, but maybe consider making the weapon a bit lighter, I can't lift that much weight

Kaede🧰: I'll get to it! *Goes to modify it some more*

Destiny✝️ to the students: That's Kaede, she's our E.G.O. modifier, she's usually assigned to Punishing bird or Candice

Deku🥦: Can you elaborate more on these "EGOs"?

Destiny✝️: Well for starters, E.G.O.s are equipment provided by the abnormalities here, they cost special PE boxes, also E.G.O. is short for "Extermination of Geometrical Organ"

Deku🥦: I see

Destiny✝️: Here we have Scarecrow searching for wisdom, can't show for everyone's safety, next is Old Faith and Promise, which is too boring, Welp onto the next section!

*They go to the next section*

Destiny✝️: This is Hod's section, the Training team, here we have Funeral of the dead butterflies *opens the door* How ya doing, buddy?

Funeral🦋: Alright, if I say so myself

Destiny✝️: *closes the door* That guy needs 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 therapy

Deku🥦: Would you mind explaining that?

Destiny✝️: He just has lots and lots of repressed trauma, I won't elaborate more due him wanting it to be just between us and One sin

Deku🥦: Ok then-

Destiny✝️: Next up, Der Freischütz, a German marksman that can never miss *opens door* Hi Frei

Frei🖤: Greetings

Destiny✝️: *closes door* He needs real therapy, I'm not licensed for this crap; anyway, here's the Main room! Onorio, Adam, how are you two doing?

Onorio🌀: Alright I guess

Adam🎟️: Pretty good

Manager✖️ from the speakers (Writer's note: from now on every time X talks will be from the speakers): Adam, three lights, you're up! Onorio, Repression with Frei, you know how it goes

*Adam quickly runs to Express without saying a word to the others*

Onorio🌀: Welp, I better get going, see ya around

Destiny✝️: Where do you get your smokes from- Aaaand he's gone, again, like everytime I ask

Deku🥦: What did the manager mean by "Three lights"?

Destiny✝️: Well, you're about to find out soon, over here we have Express train to hell, the light count goes up every 2 minutes and each time it will have a different effect, it'll be too much to elaborate on so let's not get too into this, next we have Notes from a crazed researcher, we don't talk about it

Deku🥦: Why?

Destiny✝️: We just don't

Deku🥦: Ok then-

Destiny✝️: Next section! This is Netzach's section, the Safety team, Here we have The Snow queen, can't show for safety reasons, next is Today's shy look, one of the Lil' ones, *opens door* Hi Shy!

Shy🔴: *changes mood to happy*

Destiny✝️: *closes door* And here's the Main room, Hey, Gregory, how are you today?

Gregory❄️: Pretty good, how's our therapist?

Destiny✝️: I'm doing fine, how's the kid?

Gregory❄️: Haven't checked yet

Destiny✝️: Well, see you later, need to give these students a tour

Gregory❄️: Bye

Destiny✝️: Next here is Laetitia, she's one of the Lil' ones, can't show because her pranks are deadly, next is Shelter from the 27th of March, Which is it's own room, not showing because it's too boring, Next section!-

Tiphereth A⚜️ from the speakers: Everyone, La Luna is breaching, please prepare your E.G.O.s

Destiny✝️: Great, now I gotta suppress Lulu, welp, kids, follow me

*They go to Tiphereth's section and see La Luna spreading insanity but luckily, La Luna didn't see them and goes to another room*

Destiny✝️ into her headset: Kaede, bring me Penitence, I'm at Tiphereth's section, first hallway, also prepare Fourth match flame

Kaede🧰 from the other end: Ok, Destiny-senpai; I'll be right there!

Deku🥦: Hold on- Are you really going to go fight that scary lady?

Destiny✝️: No, I'm just going to handle the crazed agents, Kaede will handle the Lady

*When Kaede arrives*

Kaede🧰: Destiny-senpai! Sorry I was a bit late, Fourth match flame was a bit heavy

Destiny✝️: It's alright, did you get Penitence?

Kaede🧰: *brings it out* Here you go!

Destiny✝️: Ok, I'll deal with the crazed agents, you deal with Luna

Kaede🧰: はい!

Destiny✝️ into her headset: Suki, you there?

Suki🎹 from the other end: Yep, The place's chaos, most of the lesser agents are going crazy

Destiny✝️: I figured as much, can you get over here, I'm in the first hall of the Central command team

Suki🎹: Ok, hold on

*A couple seconds later...*

Suki🎹: Destiny! What do you need me for?

Destiny✝️: Take care of these kiddos for me, I gotta beat some sense into a couple agents, also taking this thing for another test drive

Suki🎹 as Destiny goes to suppress the agents: Good luck! She can be quite feisty!

Deku🥦: Will those two be alright? That lady seemed strong

Suki🎹: Of course! Us agents are trained for these type of things!

Bakugo💥: How do you people fight? You don't even have quirks!

Suki🎹: With our E.G.O. weapons! Even if we don't have quirks, our E.G.O.s' abnormal nature make them stronger than regular weapons and sometimes even quirks! Though with a couple drawbacks...

Deku🥦: What kind of drawbacks?

Suki🎹: Well, some E.G.O. weapons can only deal WHITE damage, which attacks the target's mind, while these types of E.G.O.s 𝘤𝘢𝘯 be used to suppress crazed agents and some abnormalities, they're practically useless outside that- unless you want to drive someone insane through abnormal means, which I don't think any sane person or abno or A.I would do-

Deku🥦: If they can't deal physical damage, why do some of the agents use them?

Suki🎹: Like I said, for suppressing crazed agents and some abnos, but some of them 𝘤𝘢𝘯 be modified to do physical damage along with with mental damage, which we call BLACK damage here

Deku🥦: I see

*Destiny and Kaede come back into the hall they're in*

Destiny✝️: We're back!~

Suki🎹: Destiny, Kaede! How was the suppression?

Kaede🧰: Pretty good! Though I think I need to modify Fourth match flame some more...

Suki🎹: Alright! There weren't any breachers here so I didn't do much, I just chatted with the kids about WHITE damaging E.G.O.s

Destiny✝️: Well, glad you're happy, you can take a break now

Suki🎹: K, bye! *Goes into the main room*

La Luna☪️: *casually walking through* Hey Kid, you're blocking my path

Deku🥦: Oh- Sorry- *moves*

La Luna☪️: *goes back to her room*

Destiny✝️: Anyway, back to the tour! That lady was part of an abnormality called "Il pianto Della Luna" *opens door* Learned your lesson?

La Luna☪️: *nods out of fear*

Destiny✝️: *closes the door* Next we have Judgement bird, a long bird with unjust scales *opens door* Hi

Judgement🦯: *waves*

Destiny✝️: Over here's Queen of Hatred, a magical girl *opens door* Hi Hatred!

Hatred💗: Hi!

Destiny✝️: *closes door* And over here's Flesh idol, we don't mention it, anyway, here's the Main room! Suki, Rose, Yuri, Lupin, how y'all doing?

Suki🎹: Pretty good!

Rose♥️: Hi!

Yuri🧿: ... Fine

Lupin☣️: Who are those kids and what are they doing here?

Destiny✝️: These are some students from UA, they're on a field trip here

Lupin☣️: ... It's not safe for them here

Destiny✝️: I know but-

Lupin☣️: La Luna breached a while ago, are they alright?

Destiny✝️: Yep, I had Suki watch them while I was beating the sense back into those agents

Lupin☣️: Well, keep a close eye on them, alright? We can't have any of them get hurt in this place, those abnos can be vicious

Destiny✝️: As long as none of the AELPHs breach, it'll be fine

Lupin☣️: If you say so...

Destiny✝️ to the students: Anyway, those guys are Suki, our best pianist, Rose, the cheerful and incompetent one, Yuri, the quiet and always watching one and Lupin, aka Agent Foxglove, our poison expert, they're assigned to La Luna, Hatred, Big bird and Alriune respectively

Manager✖️: Suki, it's Sonata time!

Suki🎹: Welp, time to stretch my fingers! *Goes to work with La Luna*

Destiny✝️: Anyway, next we have Big bird, can't show for safety reasons, next we have Little Red riding hood-

Deku🥦: Like the fairy tale?

Destiny✝️: -ed mercenary

Deku🥦: Oh-

Destiny✝️: Don't interrupt me again

Deku🥦: Sorry!

Destiny✝️: *opens door* Hey Red!

Red🩸: *waves*

Destiny✝️: *closes door* What a trustworthy person, anyway, next is Alriune, can't show for safety reasons, and next is Backwards clock, can't show for reasons, onto the next section! This is Gebura's section, the Disciplinary team! Here, we have Nothing there, can't show for risk of breach, next is Big and will be bad wolf, who I'm not showing because safety reasons, anyway, here's the Main room! Hey, Benjamin, how are you?

Benjamin🐝: ... Alright

Destiny✝️: Kids, this is Benjamin, assigned to Queen bee

Benjamin🐝: ... Hi

Deku🥦: Why are you covering almost your entire body?

Benjamin🐝: ... It's personal

Deku🥦: Oh, I see, sorry to bother you!

Benjamin🐝: Just don't forget and it'll be alright

Deku🥦: はい!

Destiny✝️: Our friend Ben here is an expert with bees, hence his title and assigned abno; anyway, back to the tour! Over here's Queen bee, who is a bother to look at so I can't show her, and in here is Theresia, that's not really important, next section!

*They go to the next section*

Destiny✝️: This is Chesed's section, the Welfare team! Here we have Dream of a black swan; well, her brothers, that is *opens door* How are y'all doing?

Brothers🕊️: 👍🏻

Destiny✝️: *closes door* Next is CENSORED, who we literally cannot show, anyway, Here's the main room! Hey, how's our dancer doing?

Azure💠: Elegant, as always

Destiny✝️: Nice! Kids, this is Azure, assigned to Swan

Azure💠 to the kids: Hello!

1A: Hi!

Destiny✝️: Back to the tour! Here we have Melting love, who we call Melissa or Mel, We can't really show her due to her affect on people, next is Don't touch me, which is just a button you shouldn't touch, not showing because it's boring, Next section!

*They go to the next section*

Destiny✝️: In here we have Starlette Bewitched, who is absolutely breathtaking, like literally, she could kill you with just a flick of her wand *opens door* Hey Star!

Starlette🔮: Hi!

Destiny✝️: *closes door* Don't flirt with her, she's aroace, also Red and Frei would kill you if you do, so, Yeah- Anyway, here's Blue star, we don't talk about them

Deku🥦: Why

Destiny✝️: Don't ask, anyway, here's the Main room! Hey Dahlia, hey Bella!

Dahlia🪄: Hi!

Bella🎼: Hey

Destiny✝️, turning back to the kids: They're assigned to Starlette and Orchestra respectively, anyway, Next abno here is Silent orchestra *opens door* Hey bud ... Ok then *closes door* next is Luminous bracelet, which is just a bracelet, next section!

*They go to the next section*

Destiny✝️: This is Binah's section, the Extraction team, Here we have Greed's reaper *opens door* How are ya?

Greed's reaper💲: *doesn't say anything, just waves*

Destiny✝️: *closes the door* Next is Lust's reaper, probably shouldn't show him but he's friendly *opens door* Say hi

Lust💞: Hi!

Destiny✝️: *closes door* Here's the Main room! Cassie, Katya, Penelope, How are you guys?

Cassie🌸: Hey, Destiny!

Katya☘️: Hi!

Penelope🦜: Sup

Destiny✝️: Kids, these are Cassie, Katya and Penelope, they're assigned to the reapers here, I'll let you guess which, anyway, the next abnormality here is Pride's reaper *opens door* Sup

Pride🦚: Hello

Destiny✝️: *closes door* These reapers need therapy, oh gosh-

Deku🥦: But isn't that 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 job to give the abnos therapy?-

Destiny✝️: They don't open up well, broccoli hair, I can't give them therapy if they don't open up about their life! Well, afterlife for them now, I suppose-

Deku🥦: Oh

Destiny✝️: Anyway, next abnormality is Heart of Aspiration, not gonna show because it looks a bit gory, and I can't show the next sections because they're incomplete and under construction right now, so we have to back track now-

Manager✖️: It very much annoys me to say this again but Whitenight has breached ᶠᵘᶜᵏⁱⁿᵍ ᵇⁱᵗᶜʰ

Destiny✝️: THAT'S THE THIRD TIME TODAY! DAMMIT, WHITENIGHT!

Manager✖️: Don't worry though, I recently installed something for this, hopefully it works... *Presses button and salt lands on everyone in the hallway Destiny and the students are in rn* Whoops, wrong hallway- Sorry Destiny!

Deku🥦: What's this salt for?-

Destiny✝️: Salt seemed to prove effective on Whitenight and his apostles for some reason, also to deal with Apocalypse when I'm not around, I suppose

Manager✖️: *clicks on another button and salt lands on Whitenight and his apostles* YES! IN YOUR FACE, YOU FETUS LOOKING BITCH! 

Whitenight: *casually fucking dies but not really*

Manager✖️: *laughing maniacally*

Destiny✝️: *sighs* He's getting more insane each passing day...