Okay, can I just start by saying how hard hearding cats actually is. Like, they are NOT joking around when they say it's like hearding cats

So, this story starts by me saying that having someone knock on your door to inform you that your cat has gotten out through your door and is now running around outside isn't the best way to start what was hoped to be a very peaceful night. And that's exactly what happened. I hated every second of it.