Le figure di schifo di minish parte 2938272747273

Minish: sì, anche se l'autrice non le scrive tutte le figure di schifo per me sono all'ordine del giorno :')
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(Crediti: Jeenie.Weenie)
Minish: in de mornin i go down to eat mah breakfast
I tell the waitress i want TWO PIECES OF TOAST
She brings me only ONE PIECE *angry minish noises*
I tell her i want TWO PIECE
She says "GO TO THE TOILET" i say "YOU NO UNDERSTAND I WANT TWO PIECE ON MY PLATE"
She say "YOU BETTER NOT P1SS ON THE PLATE YOU SON OF A SPIAGGIA"
I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE LADY AND SHE ALREADY CALLED ME A SON OF A SPIAGGIA
Later i go to a bigger restaurant
The waiter brings me a spoon and a knife but NO FORK
I tell him i want a fork
He tell me everybody wanna f[rea]k
I tell him "YOU NO UNDERSTAND? I WANT A FORK ON THE TABLE"
He say "YOU BETTER NOT F[REA]K ON THE TABLE YOU SON OF A SPIAGGIA"
So i go back to my room in a hotel and there is NO SHEETS ON THE BED
I call the manager and tell him i want a sheet
HE TELL ME TO GO TO THE TOILET
I tell him YOU NO UNDERSTAND I WANT A SHEET ON MY BED
He say YOU BETTER NOT S**T ON THE BED YOU SON OF A SPIAGGIA

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