This made me laugh a lot and I didn't want to wait to share this gold ^^

Cause

Ya know

It describes DRYLAN perfectly at the moment

TRIGGER WARNING : inappropriate humor, PTSD stuff don't know how to describe it tho

Roman POV
The gears in my head were spinning as I stared down at Wylan and Draven.  Wylan was left crying on the bridge while Draven walked away from him.

"Don't even think about it Ro,"  Virgil said, looking over at me from the loveseat he was lounging on.

"Too late,"  I told him. 

"You can't play matchmaker for them,"  He argued.  "Draven isn't even one of us."

"True love knows no bounds!"  I declared.  Virgin let out a long sigh.

"You can't just go meddling in their lives," Virgil told me.

"They need each other Virgil!" I said, sitting down next to him. Virgil looked up from his phone and raised an eyebrow.

"Can you feel, the love tonight?" I started singing.

"Shush," Virgil laughed.

"You love me," I teased, giving him a quick kiss.

"Unfortunately," He smirked. I let out an offended gasp and put my hand to my chest.

"You wound me Virgil," I said dramatically.

"Well die a little quieter," He snickered

"I am the Prince here!" I told him with a smirk. "How dare thou tell their Prince to vanquish!"

"Long live the king," Virgil said with no emotion before shoving me off the loveseat with his foot.

I thudded against the ground, letting out a groan. We both burst out laughing.

"But seriously," I said, trying to contain my laughter. "We need to figure out a way to set Wylan and Draven up. Or just for Draven to realize that Wylan is his true love."

"Geesus," Virgil said with a sigh. "It's literally only been a week and you went from torturing him with Remus to trying to set him up Wylan."

"He couldn't help it," I said. "He had to or he'd be killed. And now he's risking his life by being here so I think he's on our side."

"I'm not saying your wrong but maybe we shouldn't be accepting him so quickly." Virgil mumbled.

"Well I'm not saying your wrong," I repeated. "But just take a deep breath because you're wrong. It's all going to work out in the end darling."

I stood back up and pressed a comforting kiss to his forehead. I sat back down on the loveseat and pulled Virgil into my lap.

Virgil leaned his head back on my shoulder. One of my arms wound its way around his waist while my other hand held his.

"Whatever," He grumbled. "But seriously, just because your the romantic side doesn't mean you have to play matchmaker with two people we've only know for like a week."

"Yes I do!" I argued. "We can set them up on a lovely romantic dinner tomorrow night."

"Or you could just lock them in the closet together," He joked.

"That's a good idea," I breathed out, already thinking through how I could make that happen.

"Roman no," Virgil said sternly.

"Roman yes!" I exclaimed excitedly.

"Do anything but that," He told me.

"So you agree with me that they're meant for each other and need to accept their feelings for each other?" I asked, pressing little kisses to his neck.

"I think they'd be a weirdly cute couple," Virgil agreed. "Considering all the shit in their lives. A half metal trait that has a yandere. A parasite in human form that's been raised to kill and never talk to said half metal trait."

"It's the most romantic of love stories!" I declared. "After ours of course."

Virgil blushed bright red as I flirted with him, pressing kisses to his entire face. I love how easy it is to make him flustered.

Flustered Virgil is an adorable Virgil.

We fell into an comfortable silence. I looked out the large window at the stars and moon, thinking up ways to set Wylan and Draven up. Virgil sat in my lap, scrolling through tumblr on his phone.

~•~

It was finally the next morning. All of us had congregated in probably my favorite room in my palace. Well I guess it's Remus's palace too but he hasn't been here in so long.

It was a moderate sized sitting room with large floor to ceiling windows on either side. One side overlooked the rest of the Imagination while the other the village.

The room was full of couches and chez lounges. A large fireplace took up one wall. Tons of plants were littered throughout the room, much to Evan's happiness.

I was sitting with Virgil on a loveseat, a table covered in a large nice breakfast in front of us. Patton and Logan were on the other side.

Remy has fallen asleep, snoring softly on a couch. Emile sat next to him, doodling something in his notebook.

Remus was running around the room and the rest of the palace bringing all sorts of things to Evan. Flowers and plants from the Kingdom. A bunny. A kitten. A puppy, and so on. Dresses and flowy skirts.

It's kinda adorable seeing as how Evan's face lit up with every new thing Remus brought him. And then the look of happiness and satisfaction Remus got when he saw how happy it made Evan.

Deceit was lounging on a chez lounge while reading a book. Quinn sat in his lap while holding a plate of Belgian waffles with syrup.  Deceit had a hand up Quinn's shirt, resting on his hip. 

It's kinda funny how blatantly protective Deceit is of Quinn.  Until your the one facing a hissing Deceit standing over a triggered Quinn. 

Basically you learn to respect Quinn and what tiggers him or you face an angry snake. 

We all know Quinn is really touch sensitive because of what he went through.  He has bad PTSD and a lot of things can trigger him.

So at least one of us made sure to check with Quinn if a day is a good or bad day.  He doesn't have bad days often but on bad days even Deceit can't touch him.  So we do have to be careful sometimes.

Though it does lead to funny situations because Deceit will make sure no one touches Quinn then.  So watching Deceit shove himself between an almost triggered Quinn and a touchy Remus can be quite amusing.  Seeing Deceit and Remus interact is always funny. 

Deceit is just really protective of Quinn.  I don't know if it's because of everything they went through with Corruption.  Or if it's just because Deceit is half snake and this is animal qualities showing through.

I think I lean towards the second even though the first makes logical sense.  It's just because of all the damn hickies Quinn always has.

You can rarely catch him without one.  As soon as one faded, a new one in a new spot would appear.  Sometimes accompanied by snake bites. 

Remus burst back into the room, making us all jump.  Even waking Remy up from his nap.  Remus was carrying a large bundle of many different flowers.

"I have come to the decision,"  He started.  "That we just say fuck it to everything.  To YouTube.  To Thomas.  To all the Corruption drama.  Let's just stay here in the castle and live like kings until Thomas dies."

"We can't abandon Thomas,"  I told him.  "That's not the right thing to do."

"Roman is right,"  Logan said.

"Wait what-"  I blurted out.  "Well of course I am!"  I corrected quickly. 

"It's not wise to leave Thomas alone to deal with Corruption."  Logan explained.  "We'd be risking our lives since Corruption's goal is to kill Thomas.  If Thomas dies, we all die too." 

"Way to be a party pooper,"  Remus grumbled while walking over to Evan. 

Remus dumped all the flowers onto Evan.  Evan giggled a bit, looking beautiful surrounded by the flowers. 

And that's when it hit me.  I finally figured out the perfect way to set Draven and Wylan up.

"Hey Wylan,"  I said, getting his attention.  "You dance right?"

"Obviously,"  Wylan answered with a laugh.  "No I've been doing it all morning but I don't like it."

"You can't lie like Deceit," Remus told him. That earned a few laughs from everyone.

"Now kiddos, lets be nice," Patton told us.

"I was being sarcastic-" Wylan tried to say.

"No one can lie like me," Deceit cut him off.

"Can I?" Quinn asked, turning towards Deceit with probably the most adorable face he could muster.

"Of course you can baby," Deceit told him without skipping a beat. There was a light blush across the human half of Deceit's face.

"What? Is that like the face he makes when he sucks you off or something?" Remus asked with a shit eating grin.

"Shut the fuck up Remus," Deceit hissed at him. Quinn blushed bright red and hid his face in his hands.

"Oh my god why is it such a big deal for you two?" Remus asked. "It's not like it's a secret that you two are always going at it. You have you hand up Quinn's shirt right now."

"It is none of your damn business," Deceit growled. "Now shut up or I'll make you myself."

"Gonna choke me like how you choke Quinn?" Remus joked. But neither Quinn nor Deceit were taking it as a joke.

Remember how I said small things can trigger Quinn and a lot of times we don't realize it? And that Deceit because he most aggressive violent snake ever when someone hurts Quinn?

Yep. Shits about to go down. I kinda wanted to stop it so no one got hurt. But I also want to see how far this will go.

"Shut. The. Hell. Up." Deceit said lowly, anger blazing in his eyes. He had sat up, glaring daggers at Remus while Remus just laughed like a mad man.

Quinn was shaking and had pressed himself up against Deceit. He had his eyes squeezed shut and was holding fistfuls of Deceit's shirt.

"What? Gonna punish me daddy?" Remus teased. "Or does only Quinn get to call you that? Or is it something kinkier like Master?"

And Remus has officially taken it too far. Hell, even Virgil tensed up at that. His anxiety obviously raising.

Corruption made everyone he kidnapped call him Master.

Deceit looked ready to attack Remus. Remus also realized he fucked up and took it too far. Quinn looked ready to burst into tears.

"Okay, everybody calm down," Patton said standing up. "Remus stop bothering Quinn and Dee about...well you know what."

"Sorry," Was all Remus could force out. He sat back down next to Evan, obviously understanding he took it too far.

It was an uncomfortable silence now. Patton sat back down with a sigh. Deceit quietly tried to help Quinn.

"Anyways," I said with a sigh. "I had a good idea and I think it'll help to get our minds off everything."

"What's the idea?" Patton asked, happy about the subject change.

"We have a really nice theater down in the village," I said. "How would you like to dance for a real audience Wylan?"