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I decided to write up so,e headcannons that I've had in the back of my mind, since forever.
Oh, and can I stop talking in this bold now?
That's way better. Anyways, I really hope you enjoy these, and maybe even use them!!!

1. Paige's eyes are actually green, but she hates them, and wears contacts.
2. Paige is allergic to oranges, but for some reason, likes eating them. The others need to keep her away from them before something bad happens.
3. Paige and Tony used to be good friends until Shrignold happened. They slowly drifted apart, and resorted to hating each other. Well, at least that's what both of them think. They still have platonic feelings for one another, but are too angry, too stuck in the past to confess.
4. Pizza actually isn't Tony's favourite food (his favourite food is bagels) but sometimes, he likes to have pizza.
5. Tony doesn't make his bed (because he doesn't see the point in waiting time doing it if he's just gonna sleep in it again) and it pisses Colin of so much it's not even funny.
5. Tony has a scar across the bridge of his nose. He got it when he was little- he fell into a thorn bush and got scraped up pretty badly. What a klutz.
6. Tony has a whole collection of bow ties.
7. No one likes Shrignold, but they at least make an effort to ignore the fact that he's a nuisance.
8. Shrignold is gay for Tony, but is also a religious asshole, so he will whole heartedly deny that fact.
9. Tony is an grey-sexual, grey-romantic because HE AINT GOT NO TIME FO DAT (most of the time).
10. Colin has a hUGE crush on Gilbert, but unfortunately, Gilbert thinks he's sort of an asshole. (Which, let's admit, he really is sometimes).
11. Gilbert is gay, but no one knows that because no one listens to the poor globe bab.
12. Gilbert is taller than Colin by exactly 65 centimetres and it makes Colin very angry.
16. Don't let the butterfly have coffee. Just don't.
17. Also don't let Manny have coffee either.
18. When Manny gets bored, he throws small balls of tin foil at Robin because he thinks it's funny.
19. Tony is the reason why the traffic light trio don't have cable T.V anymore.
20. Shrignold is a yandere.
21. He also has claws.
22. Shrig has a strange habit of eating flowers, grass, and other plants, and sometimes it gets him in trouble, because he could accidentally eat poison ivy, or other harmful plants.
23. Paige isn't crazy, she's just really passive aggressive. (And may or may not punch you if you don't agree with her standing on green).
24. Robin is afraid of clowns.
25. Harry has a phobia of heights.
26. Manny isn't scared of anything but the dark, Shrignold, and some bugs.
27. Paige can regenerate small injuries with liquid paper.
28. In the original dhmis, (like, no AU's or anything) my main age headcannons for those weirdos are;
Manny: 11
Robin: 16
Harry: 19
Lucy (special one): 13.
Paige: 22
Tony: No one really knows. On odd occasions, he'd tell you he's 26, but he looks like he's in his mid thirties.
Shrig: 18
Colin: 28
Gilbert: 23
Steve (the meat thing): 27
Candice (spinach can): 17
Fred (Fridge): 32.
29. Tony is immortal. He's been around since about 1708, and that's why he doesn't like telling people his age. He can't really die, and even if he gets hurt, he turns into a clock to speed up the regeneration process. The only way to really kill him is to take out the clock from his chest. (It's the thing keeping his heart beating).
30. Gilbert knows 4 languages (English, French, Spanish, and Latin), and he also knows sign language.
31. Gilbert is non-verbal for the most part, and likes using sign language to communicate, but he's got a really sweet voice.
32. Colin downloaded sign language and most of the French vocabulary so that he could have something in common with Gilbert. Now if he could only get the globe to talk to him...
33. Roy is in and out of the home and no one really knows where he goes, when he comes back, and if he will ever come back. He just appears randomly, at the most awkward times, because he is Roy.
34. Harry doesn't trust Gilbert. He seems like the most innocent one out of the bunch, and that is sort of off putting to him.
35. Steve and Candice get into arguments a lot (Fred is the only one who is brave enough to stop them), but after, they are like two peas in a pod, inseparable until they get mad at each other for something else.
36. Paige loves those little gummy human parts, and eats them really slowly just to freak Harry out.
37. Height headcannons;
Manny: 4'0
Robin: 5'6
Harry: 5'10
Lucy: 4'4
Paige: 4'11
Tony: 6'0
Shrignold: 5'1
Colin: 5'10
Gilbert: 6'0 or 6'1 take it or leave it.
Steve: 6'9 (a fuCkIng giANT)
Candice: 4'11
Fred: 6'3
38. June the Calendar is not, not, a padlock love child. I think they exist in the house, but no one really notices them. They are just in the corner of everyone's vision, the person you thought you saw in the mirror, but when you look back, they are gone. They are the one who keeps turning back the date. They don't want your company, hey just want you to mind your own business. (Total tsundre asshole).
39. Lucy is super controlling over Manny, but he doesn't say anything about it. He's afraid he'll hurt her feelings.
40. Robin is an insomniac, and Harry stays up late to smoke. The night is basically the only time the two get to talk  in peace, but sadly, they must destroy their wellbeing to do so. They don't really mind. They are just glad they can talk without someone screeching in their ears.
And there you have it! 40 headcannons. I hope you enjoyed this!!