Stacy's mum can eat my ass
that's what the song's about.
Now let me go
I want to see Phil
detention isn't legal.

teacher comments:

This doesn't even rhyme??

I was excited to see you being productive
during your punishment until I read this.
Please refrain from such language during
school hours; however, as this is free form,
I will pretend I didn't read it.

p.s.-Phil is next door. i'll go get some coffee.