Hi, you must be Dan's mum. I'm Phil, 
Phil Lester. Dan knows me from school?

Of course, he always speaks so much of you!
Don't just stay in the rain, come in!
Dan's sick right now, poor thing, but I'm 
sure he'll be delighted to see you.

Thank you, ma'am. Hi, Dan.

Phil.

How're you, you know, feeling?

Just fine. Physically.

You're a lot nicer at school, you know
that?

Am I? I wouldn't really know.

You're a puzzle.

I'm sorry about that.

So...should we go up to your room?

For what reason?

The project, obviously.

The...what?

Don't tell me you've forgotten! Here,
we can just go do it on your bed. I'm sure
there's  a lot more room there than on this
couch.

Fine.

Cool, let's go.

Phil.

Hmm?

It's upstairs. Here, just...follow me.

Cool. This is your room?

Yeah.

It's big.

Yeah.

Is this awkward?

Well, I only learned your name today, 
so...

What? That's impossible. You've called
me by my name before.

Not me.

Yes...you really are an enigma. 

Neat. So, what's the project?

Nothing, you've just skipped school for
a few days, and I was worried.

Why would you be? I'm sick.

Sick with depression, maybe, but most 
of us just shower.

That's another way to deal.

How do you? Besides just skipping, that
is.

That's a conversation for another day. Or
probably never.

Right. Anyway, I was wondering if you
would do something for me.

Depends. What sort of thing?

I want you to kiss me.

Uh, I guess.

Oh, cool.

So.

So?

Is that question just in theory, or...

Well, I'm not going to kiss you!

Haven't you already?

That was different.

How?

It was an experiment.

And what's this?

A different kind.

Oh, for heaven's sake. Come here.

So?

So what? It's your experiment. What are
the findings?

I like you. Definitely.

Hmm...

Well?

A kiss means I like you, too.

Oh. Oh...