don't blame me
chapter 1
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sasha was sitting in the sturniolo's living room, scrolling on her phone, and drinking a pepsi. the last pepsi.

she took a sip, "sasha! what the hell!" it was chris, and he was definitely pissed about something.

"what does chrissy want?" she mocked.

"stop that! you know i hate that nickname!"

she took another sip of her pepsi. "is that pepsi?"

"duh! what'd you think it was? dr pepper?" she rolled her eyes.

"and you didn't happen to tell me, that you're drinking the last one!"

"yeah, i'm drinking the last one!"

"you know i wanted that!"

"you did? didn't see your name on it!"

"give it to me!"

"fuck no chris!"

his voice became low and pissed off.

"c'mon sasha give it!" he was walking to her.

"no chris! i got it first! go have matt drive you to get one!"

"ugh!!"

she stuck her tongue out at him, and took another sip of the pepsi. right in front of him.

"give it!" he yelled.

"chris, no!"

she started to stand up, and get away. "oh no you don't! give me the damn pepsi sasha!"

she rolled her eyes.

"don't you dare roll your eyes at me!"

"oh i can't now? what are you my mother?"

chris grabbed the pepsi right out of her hand.

"chris! fucking give it back!" she yelled, trying to reach it. he held it out of her reach. chris went to take a sip, only to find it empty.

"sasha! you drank the rest of it!"

"what? you'd think you'd get some? fuck no chris! i told you it was mine!" she yelled, enough for other people in the house to hear.

she felt chris push her back. and she did the same thing, pushing him back into the wall. and she watched him fall. she stuck her tongue out at him.

he pulled her down with him. and hovered over her. "don't even think about it." she said. she pushed him back, punching him in the stomach as well.

he groaned in pain, and slapped her. "what the fuck chris!" she yelled. "you punched me!" "you slapped me!"

"maybe if you haven't drank the last pepsi, this wouldn't have happened!"

"maybe you just need to learn to suck it up!"

chris pushed her up against the wall, holding her throat tightly. "chris stop!"

chris was pulled back by matt, and nick stayed with sasha. "you okay?" nick asked. sasha couldn't speak for a moment. "matt, she's not saying anything."

"chris, what'd you do?" nick asked, as matt went towards sasha. "there's bruises on her neck.." matt muttered. "there is?" nick asked, coming over to take a look.

"she stole the last pepsi!" chris yelled.

"and you what choked her for it?" nick said.

"she punched me in the stomach!"

"you slapped me in the face chris!" sasha yelled.

"only if you didn't drink the last pepsi!"

"why does it bother you so much? it's a damn pepsi!"

"you know that's my favorite drink! what i look forward to every morning!"

"boo hoo chris! suck it up!"

"will you two shut up!" nick yells.

"i can't believe you guys are fighting over the last pepsi." matt chimed in.

later

the four of them were going to the mall to go shopping, per nicks request.

sasha ran to the passenger seat, beating chris. matt took the driver's seat, nick took the seat behind matt, and that left chris.

"sasha! get out! that's my seat!" chris yelled.

"chris! just get in the back! it's not your seat!"

"yes it is! i sit there for car videos!"

"yeah car videos! you guys aren't filming at the moment!"

"i still want the seat!"

"chris! just get in the fucking backseat!"

chris attempted to pull sasha out of the car, making her fall out, and onto the grass.

"chris! what the fuck!" she flipped him off.

"guys stop! there's kids!" nick yelled.

at the mall

sasha went with nick, chris with matt, both agreed they needed to be separated.

"so what went down with you and chris?" nick asked.

"literally nothing, i was sitting nicely in your living room, scrolling on my phone, drinking the pepsi. and then chris came in and started yelling at me. i did fucking nothing nick!"

"alright, calm down, people are staring!" he exclaims.

they finish at the mall

chris got the front seat, after a lot of arguing with sasha. she sat in the back with nick.

chris looked at the number he got, before typing it into his phone.

"ooh chris texting a girl? lemme see!" sasha stole his phone from him.

"give it back!"

she stuck her tongue out and proceeded to 'text' the girl. "hey! stop! don't text her!" chris yelled, trying to get his phone back.

chris
hey cutie 🤭
wanna fuck?

eloise
wtf who are you?
is this chris?

chris
ur gorgeous btw 🫶

eloise
this isn't chris
who the fuck are you? 😡

chris
wouldn't u like to know 😉

eloise
wth 🤦‍♀️

chris
oh my god i'm so sorry
that was sasha
she's a fucking idiot

eloise
who's sasha?
you're not dating her, are you?

chris
fuck no, we're not dating
we hate each other
sasha's just an enemy

yeah, of course, just an enemy.

ash's notes //

omg im sorry for the late update. i need to have a ban on me or smth bc i release like a new book once a month i swear

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