No, no,no. Absolutely fucking not'' Jungkook said while sweating.

''Come on dude.You are just going to talk to her. Ask her if she can go and occupy Jimin's dad so that Dumb and Dumber can escape''.

''Why does it have to me? Why don't you go?''

''Cause she liked you before when you talked to her. It's really not a big deal''.

''You will save Tae-Tae''.

''What does that even mean?''.

''He might hadn't heard you before while Suga was driving but I did''.

''I didn't say anything!'' Kookie responded while blushing extremely hard.

''Whatever. Are you going to do it or not?''.

''Fine. Although I would prefer the microwave, but fine''.

''Go get her boy''.

''SHUT UP!!!''.

in the bathroom

''I cannot believe how this happened. This bitch is outside and even if he hates Jimin he still wants to take him home to succor him''.

''Calm your hormones dude. Your boyfriend will be fine''.

''Do you want to die in this bathroom?''.

''The phone is ringing'' Tae panicked.

''Answer''.

''You hold it''.

''OH,SHIT. Hey. Namjoon how did the plan go? He what? I will kill him, did you tell him that? No,no,no.We aren't doing this by no means. Are you fucking kidding me? What's wrong with this universe?'' Yoongi clearly triggerd tried to yell- more like whisper- through the phone.

''Give it to me you humunculus'' Tae grabbed the phone to talk to Namjoon.

''Did you fucking swear at me?''.

''First no. And second now you are swearing at me. I am trying to work here''.

''What was that word then?''.

''It means midget in a language you will never probably understand''.

''Is it in alien, cause I certainly don't understand that. Teach me'' Yoongi spoke in a teasing tone.

''Namjoon give me the phone...just fucking give it to me...ahhhh...ah shit...Guys Worldwide handsome here. Since we clearly cannot escape from this situation with plan A I suggest using my plan B instead. Listen Tae because Yoongi didn't like it at all. When we visited Jimin earlier I found two nurse uniforms in the bathroom. They are  in the storage hopefully. Someone must have left them there for later use. You are the later use so...wear them, try to change your voice or don't talk at all even better, open the door while ignoring every possible eye contact with mr ''I am a fucking dumbass and I know it'' and then  run . We will be waiting for you outside of the gate. Good luck'' Jin ended the call.

''If you even consider doing this...''.

''See it as an oppurtunity to become an actor. Get in the role'' Tae excitedly said.

''I want to get out of here. When I see Jungkook I will strangle him till he realises that I am a better Overwatch player than him''.

''That will need an extreme amount of strangling''.

''I cannot let Jimin see me as a woman''.

''And why is that?'' Tae smirked.

''It is not really manly, if you ask me''.

''Why do you have to act all manly near him ?''.

''Why are you always drooling over Jungkook ?''

''Ah, fuck. Let's face it. We are two panicked gays who are in love with two people way out of their league''.

''I am not a panicked gay. And stop yelling. Why do you think Jungkook is out of your league ?''.

''He is in the basketball team, he is popular, he sees me as a friend, he has a lot of photogeny, something that I clearly  lack off and he is too beautiful to be with someone like me''.

''We are having this serious conversation after we get out of here. Now bring me the uniform. I cannot believe that I agreed to this''.

In the cupboard near the sink, there were two nurse uniforms just like Jin said on the phone.

''I look like a worse version of my already terrible self'' Yoongi said having worn his uniform.

''Yoongi....Yoongi...''.

''What? What is it ?''.

''I  cannot fit in this. It's too small''.

''Didn't I say strictly ''don't eat all the croissants Tae''? Yes I did, and yet you disobeyed me.''.

''Sorry mum. And it is because my shoulders are too broad''.

''Don't confuse yourself with Jin, my friend. Look if you tie this ribbon here the gap will not be that obvious''.

''Yoongi...Yoongi...!!!''.

''What is it again ?''.

''I cannot reach back there. Can you tie it for me?''.

''Are you kidding? Oh shit ,you are actually serious''.

''Come on, nobody will know''.

''I am doing this for Jimin. Not you'' Yoongi angrily said while he was tying up the ribbon.

''Let's do this'' Tae mumbled slapping his cheecks like he was preparing for a fight.

''We will never, ever, ever speak for this. I will die with this secret  and so will you''.

''Promise. I will not let it slip''.

Yoongi quickly opened the door and saw Jimin almost in the verge of tears while his ''dad'' was talking to him. Tae started walking fast ,trying to avoid every potential eye contact with Mr Park. Jimin was staring at them -his tears now gone -  with a huge smile on his face and was trying to suppress his laughter.

''Wait. Have you been there all the time?'' Mr Park asked the "nurses".

They simultaneously looked at eachother, trying to figure out who is going to do the talking.

''Aha, we were cleaning the bathroom'' Tae managed to have a very feminine voice despite the fact that his voice is really deep.

''Why are you laughing ?'' Jimin's dad looked at Jimin curiously since the younger was enjoying this situation too much.

''Everyting is fine. I am good''.

''What is this backpack?'' Mr Park said pointing at Tae's bag, because which nurse has a Gucci backpack with her during shift?

''We put our equipment in here and stuff. You know like mops, broomsticks...''.

''How do they fit in there? And look at me when I speak to you''. Jimin's face quickly got serious.

''Oh, look at the time. We have to go. See you, or not. Bye'' Yoongi grabbed Tae's hand and left. He  winked at Jimin when his dad wasn't observing to reassure him that everything is fine.

''The nurses here are terrible''.

''Is this why are you going to stay here tonight ?.''

''I am taking care off you. And I am trying to convince myself that I won't see your friends.''

''They won't appear. Trust me''.

''I don't trust you anymore son. That's the problem''.

''Quickly. Hide in the bathroom''.

''Why? What are we going to do?'' Tae said with a smirk on his face.

''I don't know about you, but I am going to change this stupid outfit and leave this place'' Yoongi said grabbing his clothes from Tae's backpack in order  to change.

''Dude, it was one of the greatest experiences of my life. Did you listen to my girly voice? Maybe I should put aside my camera and pursue acting for a change...''.

''You were good, there is no doubt, but we should better get going''.

''Your face is so red'' Tae laughed watching Yoongi's red, pale face.

''Let's go".

''Why it took you so long? It was such a simple task'' Jin said turning on the engine as soon as the guys got in the vehicle.

''Tae couldn't fit his ass in the uniform...''.

''My shoulders, not my ass...''

''Yeah, whatever''.

''There are no photographic evidence?I wanted to see how you looked'' Jungkook said.

''About you Jungkook, how stupid can you be? You just had to go to the lady, convince her with your undeniable charm, she would come in the room  to occupy Jimin's dad and we would just sneak out''.

''But that wouldn't be fun at all. Guys you should have seen me. I mean Oscar, here comes Kim...''

''Shut up. And instead of the brilliant plan A  I had to put up with Jin's stupid plan B ''.

''Excuse me? My plan actually worked''.

''Yoongi, I may have forgotten to mention one little, tiny, totally insignificant detail'' Jungkook said with his eyes wide.

''Oh fuck, what did you do?''.

''I swear that it was an accident''.

''Should I panic Namjoon?''.

''No, no really. Something good may come out of this''.

''Long story short, I may have accidentally got you a date''.

''What ?''.

''While I was talking to her- trying to convince her- she told me that she liked you when she saw you. So in order to pursuade her I told her that you liked her as well and now you have a date on Wednesday 9.00 at Mino's coffee shop''.

''Great. I haven't been on a date for like two years and now I have a date with a girl I don't even now''.

''Her name is Isla if that helps''.

''Are you stupid Jungkook? And since the plan was working so perfectly why didn't you ask her to come in the room. We could at least avoid this whole embarrassing situation''.

''She told me that if you didn't go out with her I had to instead''.

''And what is the problem with that?''.

''I panicked, ok? She almost hugged me. I run, what else could I do? '' Jungkook answered his eyes observing Tae's expressions.

''Running was obviously a wrong choice''.

''Suga I am sorry''.

''The fact that you called me with my badass name won't make me forgive you''.

''It's not my fault that you locked yourselves there anyway, not that it's your fault Tae'' Jungkook said with a very soft voice.

''OKAY...?'' Tae said worrying about Jungkook's mental state.

''So it was my fucking fault ?''.

''GUYS. I AM TRYING TO DRIVE SAFELY HERE'' Jin out of nowhere screamed.

''Mmmm...all I want to do right now is to go to my house and sleep.We will never talk about this again and everything will be fine''.

''You have to go to the date though''.

''I will just leave her there waiting for me''.

''That's a terrible way to treat a woman. You don't know shit''.

''Jin, he is provoking me''.

''Enough!!! Just continue driving Jinnie'' Namjoon said resting his head on Jin's broad shoulder.

''What the fuck?'' the other three thought at the same time.

''Tae I have one last question'' Yoongi looked at Tae who was just looking at his camera.

''If it's anything stupid I will...''

''What the fuck is mellifluous?'' Yoongi said and they all started laughing.