PUN INTENTED
It's been a little while because exams suck!!! But here I am!!!! As I promised this chapter is dedicated to RJisjoonandjinschild . Thank you for being the first comment of this book!
''So how is Jungkook? Is he alright?'' Jimin asked in a concerned tone while walking back to Yoongi's place.
''He has been complaining all this time. He thinks he is going to die...Shut up Jungkook, you are doing fine'' Taehyung answered calmly through the phone.
''How much had he eaten ?''.
''Are you kidding me? He had devoured half of Jin's buffet. Yet Jungkook complaining for stomach ache isn't the worst thing that is happening in my house right now...I will slap you if you don't shut the fuck up...Jungkook let go of me...you stupid son of a bitch...Jimin, don't worry I am handling the situation perfectly'' Taehyung said .
''I am sure you are doing an amazing job'' Jimin said sarcastically rolling his eyes. ''Tell me what is worse than Jungkook's constant complaining''.
''Jin's constant complaining. Namjoon left him at my place because he had to visit his dad at the hospital''.
''What happened to Mr. Kim?'' Yoongi jumped into the conversation, literally grabbing the phone of Jimin's hands.
''Hi, Yoongi. Nothing that should be worrying you. He was fixing something and apparently instead of hitting the right spot with his hammer, he hit his own finger. He went to the hospital for a broken finger'' Taehyung started laughing really loud through the phone.
''I guess it must be running in the family'' Yoongi pointed out.
''Good one, panicked gay. Good one'' Taehyung started laughing even louder.
''I will kill you, you motherf....''.
''And I am taking my phone back, thank you. So tell me why is Jin complaining?'' Jimin asked, signing Yoongi to shut up.
''He thinks that he is a terrible cook. I mean I tried to convince him otherwise. I even said that he cooks better than my mum, which earned me a smack on the head''.
''Dude, you never say such a thing in front of your mum'' Jimin giggled.
''I know this now. Now they are both in the kitchen cooking. The entire house smells like fooooood, not that this bothers me. They have cooked at least five different dishes. And I was like, bake a pizza or some lamb skewers, but no. My mum is now cooking snail soup and I mean where did she find the snails in our kitchen to begin with ? Jin in preparing duck with oranges and sauce of rose wine. Who is going to eat this?'' Taehyung sighed desperately.
''Namjoon is on his way back. Yoongi called him. His father is alright and they are returning back home. He is going to pick up Jin''.
''The faster, the better. I don't know how but he has a way to calm him down....Oh, shit...Jimin, Jungkook is calling me. I need to go''.
''I know that you enjoy having him curled up on your couch, don't lie''.
''What? Nonsense...I...''.
''Bye Taehyung. Thanks again for today'' Jimin said and hang up the phone.
''Alright, Hoseok is back home safely, I just called him. The others are at Taehyung's...''
''That is not really safe Yoongi''.
''Relax...Namjoon is going to fix this.Oh...I just realized something''.
''What, genius?''.
''He might be breaking stuff but he is always fixing us, pun intented'' Yoongi said, while placing his hand on his chest from laughing at his own joke.
''This is possibly the worst pun I have heard. Even Jin's dad jokes are better'' Jimin said, having a confused look on his face.
''Well, I liked it. And since I only care about MY opinion I will declare this pun, as the best pun ever'' Yoongi said with a huge grin on his face.
''So you only care about your opinion?'' Jimin asked him.
''Obviously, caring about other people hurts''.
''Then I guess now that we are heading back to your place and we will be alone at your room, I will immediately go to sleep. I mean, I had other plans in my mind that involved two people, but since I care only about myself as well, I think sleeping is a way better option, right?'' Jimin spoke with a teasing tone.
''W-w-what? I-I was teasing you, you know that'' Yoongi said, his cheeks turning dark red.
''You know that I don't tease you though'' Jimin said and started walking slightly faster.
''After all that I have done for you today, will you ignore me like this ?'' Yoongi said with a small pout.
''If you weren't so blind, you could see that I am waiting for you to hold my hand' Jimin said.
Yoongi noticed that Jimin's hand was extended and waiting for his own. He smiled looking at Jimin and intertwined their hands. Immediately the feelings of safety and happiness overrun their spines. Those hands were made to be entangled with eachother. And Yoongi was meant to be with Jimin.
''You know, I have just created a pun as well'' Jimin said suddenly.
''It cannot be better than mines''.
''Well, what if S.D doesn't stand for Scooby- Doo nor Sugar Daddy?''.
''What else could it possibly mean, Jimin?''.
''Suga Daddy'' Jimin simply answered and started laughing uncontrollably, while Yoongi was observing him laughing with his mouth agape.
''Taehyung, I am here'' Namjoon yelled, entering the house.
''Come inside cause I am about to freak out'' Taehyung screamed from the kitchen.
''What happened again? I wasn't gone for so long''.
He took off his shoes and walked to the living room, seeing Jungkook with a thermometer in his mouth, talking to Hoseok through the phone.
''I am dying Hobi...these are my last days on this planet'' he exaggerated.
''Don't be like a little bitch, Jungkook. You have faced worse''.
''Namjoon is here. He came to help me write my will. I am going to call you back for one last goodbye...if I am capable to reach the phone. B-b-bye Hob...'' Jungkook hang up the phone and chuckled, thinking that he made Hoseok worried.
''You know that he knows that you are being your overdramatic self again?'' Namjoon asked, grabbing the thermometer out of Jungkook's mouth.
''If I am overdramatic, go in the kitchen. Your boyfriend has been in there since I don't know when... He is turning into Gordon Ramsay, with even more nerves''.
''Oh, dear. One last question before I enter Hell's Kitchen...''.
''Nice pun''.
''Thank you...Before I enter Hell's Kitchen, I wanted to ask, since you are fine now why don't you go back to your place? I am sure Taehyung's mother isn't bothered but you are clinging onto him like a leech''.
''I don't. I am just bored and I like it here'' Jungkook answered and changed sides.
''Right...''
''NAMJOON, WHAT IS TAKING YOU SO FUCKING LONG ?''Tae screamed furiously.
''I am coming Taehyung'' Namjoon run immediately to the kitchen.
''Hi Namjoon. Watch your language Taehyung''.
''Hi Mrs. Kim. Jin it's time to get going. Come on. I will walk you home''.
''My van is outside. And besides I don't want to leave yet''.
''Yet, yet? It's been five hours since you have been cooking. Not one, or two. But five!!! Since we returned from the amusement park''.
''You didn't go to school?'' Taehyung's mum asked with her eyes wide- open.
''Not now mum. Just take him and go''.
''Come on Jin''.
''But, but...''.
''Baby, don't make me yell at you'' Namjoon softly said.
''Fine'' Jin pouted and started picking his stuff.
''But, it's still 20:20'' Mrs. Kim said.
''Another time Mrs. Kim'' Jin spoke and removed his white apron.
''It's over. Namjoon, thank you'' Taehyung sighed and shaked Namjoon's hand.
''People don't normally shake my hand, thanks'' he smiled.
''Guys...''
''What is it Kookie?''.
''I have been smelling food all this time, which makes me wonder, do we have anything good to eat?'' he asked with his bunny smile.
Taehyung removed his slipper and threw it on Jungkook's head.
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