AHHHHH LOOK AT THEM ALL 😍😍😍 I'm so in love with this. What a freak show, this polycule is my favorite ship 🥹

My Steven and Connie. Yeah, he's massive ☺️ But he's just a big clingy puppy boy with spare inches— I MEAN LOVE— to give 🥰 Yes those are pink Converse and yes he bought them and practically scared the actual shit out of Connie trying to show her them because and I quote, "BABY DID YOU KNOW THERE'S A WHOLE SHOE BRAND THAT HAS OUR SHIP NAME?!?" It's adorable and he basically only wears those, he takes fantastic care of them like he does his wonderful wife whom he'd do anything for. His scruff is so cute like stop 😭 You're too adorable to be like, 7 feet tall and 385 pounds of pure magic and strength and baby fat 🥹🥹🥹 Connie loves her Biscuit, and she's thrilled he's so in love with her that everyone can tell 😂 She thinks she's a bitch but really she just wants to be strong for Steven and be his Steven so he can have a relatively easy life. People like Allison don't make it easy but she's so sure in their bond and their polycule that she doesn't have to worry too much (she does anyways because she loves to worry). If you recognize the top it's because it's the same one from my pfp just in blue. I have it in black and purple now irl 😂😂😂 I'm gonna cosplay the shit out of this when I find a blue one.

My current hyperfixation (Jacob) and his wife Jasmin! What a goofy fucking man I freaking love Jacob like stop 😍😍😍 He puts the 'aw' in 'traumatized'. Maybe I'll commission River and Rebecca just because. Fun fact about his adoptive parents: it was a spur of the moment choice and Jacob's court chapter was initially 15,000 words long so I split it and focused the second half on his long lost para turned mother and her Steven of a husband 😂😂😂 (can you tell I'm hyperfixated on him 🤣🤣🤣). Also we have our BBW hellfire cat Jasmin. I love how she looks like she wants to have his babies and backhand him. She's so in love it's ridiculous, and we'll get to see more of that in The Future chapters 😉 (which part? who knows!)

And who could forget the gay tsundere cat boyfriend, their now official third??? Look at him, he looks so sweet you'd almost not believe he consistently slings insults with Jasmin and it suddenly checks out why he almost got snatched in Disappearance. He's so cwute but he'd unalive me for saying that. Alex's backstory is deeper than we know but just hold on okay 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 And in case you're wondering if that's a collar, yes, and it has all of the boys' allotted stones they used for Main rings too so people know he's off limits by some very serious kinky mfs who just might be too well versed with torture 😂

EVERYBODY SHUT UP ITS THE POLYCULE IN THE POLYCULE JUST SHUT UP 😩 Look at them 🥹 My babies 😭😭😭 Just lemme say how fucking adorable Anna is I wanna pinch her cheeks and break her back like LOOK AT HER!!!! And our teddy bear ray of sunshine boyfriend Hazel is so freaking handsome like ☺️ He looks like a Daddy 100% and his shirt btw is the reverse of Steven's black star shirt cause he got it from Gregs rejected merch stuff: a yellow tank shirt with a black star on it cause Steven is his twin flame 🔥 AND LET'S NOT FORGET EVERYBODY'S DADDY OMFG THE WAY I'D SNATCH HIM OFF THE STREET AND KIDNAP HIS ASS IS STUPID CONCERNING. I. Love. This. Character. With everything I am, I'd die for him. When I conceived his character at Nova he was just supposed to be a side character but now I just cannot look at this picture without giggling like a fucking idiot cause he turned out to be so much more than I thought he would, they all did but he's especially close to my heart 🖤 This is my screen saver too 😅

Ask me anything about this!!!! Please just let me ramble 😭😭😭