It was inevitable, especially with the school starting to get more touchy with all parents showing up to every meeting for one of their kids. They'd built this life together, they were going to live it together.

It happened at dinner after Lucky, Azalea, Daisy and Leo, and Asher had parent conferences. Things were a little tense, three of them were in their edgy teenager phases where it was more fun to give their parents heart attacks than be as good as they were before they hit the 13-16 phase.

Asher was a quiet teen for the most part, often only opening his mouth when he needed something or to answer a question. Teenagehood had turned him into a mix of Adam and weirdly enough, Steven. He liked to joke, but a good percent of the time it was for his own amusement. "So Dads?" Adam and Hazel both looked up but he shook his head. "All Dads."

Jacob and Steven smiled a bit and Steven tipped his head. "What's up, Asher?"

"So someone at school and I were talking and they said it's natural for a man to seek a woman to even him out." He let that sit with a smirk and ignored the glare of his mother. "So between you guys, who's the leader of the harem?"

Daisy choked on what she was eating and rolled her eyes humorously. "Why am I straight, again?" She muttered. "I had so many great examples to go off of and look at me now, with a cis boy."

Adam blanched and the four stared at each other. Jacob, sensing the awkward silence and refusing to lie down and take it, shot out of his chair. "You know what, Asher?" He said in an overly cheerful voice. "I have never thought of that! Let me grab something, other dads can come too."

They left and Anna shook her head at her meal. "They grow out of it."

Azalea giggled. "And there's the thing with tops and bottoms."

"Oh my god, I can't do this five more times," Connie groaned into her hands.

Jasmin snorted and shot Asher a look. "They know too much already."

Jacob sauntered back in with a whiteboard being carried by Steven. "That's an excellent question, Asher. Who is the man between us? Well then, let's figure that out now."

Steven nudged him. "We cry more often, so that's a point for femme."

Adam considered that but added, "I'm more likely to top you in any scenario. All of you. For various reasons."

Anna opened her mouth to scold him but he caught her eye with a wiseness that shut her up.

Jacob hummed. "I'm more likely to top Adam than you two though. And I've got the second biggest paycheck considering my contract with Aries shoes."

Adam shook his head quietly. "I sincerely doubt you're second."

They faced off playfully and Jacob rolled his eyes. "I'm the bread winner in my house, that's two for masc."

"But you're adorable, and I've seen you in a skirt too many times to count," Hazel pointed out. "I'm the strongest, we don't count Steven."

He huffed and tossed him a look. "But why wouldn't we? I can pick up a semi truck. I lifted the car, too. And I can toss all of you around any way I want."

"Two points for masc."

"And Steven wears dresses," Connie giggled, catching the drift. "Oh but wait, I like suits. Does that make me the man in this relationship?"

Jacob snapped his fingers. "It must! After all, Steven wears pink and Connie wears blue. Adam and Connie have us beat for survival skills."

Adam waved her up. "Come on up, Connie."

Asher looked nauseous and groaned, "Wait, I don't need to know all this."

Lucky pushed her plate away. "Yeah, I was curious now it's gross."

"Oh, but Asher, this is what you asked for!" Hazel exclaimed. "You reap what you sow, son. Deal with it."

Then they got crazy with it. They had all the parents go up and deliberated who was the most man through deliberating tasks and who listened to whom. Steven and Connie had a kissing contest, and whoever blushed the hardest had to kiss the loser as they went up the bracket. Now their teens were crying out in alarm, gagging while the younger ones followed suit. Jack thought it was funny, and he squealed his upset that he was left out until Jacob scooped him up to hold in his arms while they talked.

Needless to say, the teens got more careful with how they addressed their parents about binary things. It turned out alright, Asher evened out and came out as bisexual a couple of years later by finally just telling his parents he was dating Daisy, to which Adam received a smack for his sigh of relief he didn't have to pretend not to notice anymore.