Jacob was just kind of an idiot, but he was Jasmin's idiot and she loved him so.

He walked towards her and she could just tell he was in one of those moods. Sure enough, when he stopped in front of her he grabbed both of her breasts and went, "Honk, honk."

Then he walked away, leaving her giggling ruefully. "You're a total fucking weirdo, Jacob." But she missed him already and he seemed to be wandering aimlessly. "Come here, big boy."

He skipped over and kissed her nose. "Why? Did you want to have a flirt?" He winked and grabbed her hips to sway her wildly. "I love that you love to dance with me!"

She squealed and grabbed his shoulders so he wouldn't toss her down. "J-Jacob, let go! You're crazy!"

He laughed and picked her up to snuggle against the counter. He purred and rubbed his cheek against hers dramatically. "But I miss you!"

"Ugh!" She pinched his side and he gasped, flinching away to give her enough time to run. "You're acting like a nutcase! I changed my mind, go bother Adam!"

He grinned and grabbed her to run into the Johansson-Tabb house. "Honey, I'm home!"

Adam poked his head out of the kitchen and smiled big. "Oh Lord."

Jacob set Jasmin down to smother Adam in affection. "You're so handsome," He flirted while Adam swatted his hands away from his pants. "Ooo, what's in here?"

"At least buy me dinner first," He chuckled. "What's your problem?"

He beamed and leaned down to bite his neck until Adam growled and held him in place. "Okay, bye!"

He took off and Adam shook off the daze to slide over the island and jump onto his back. Jacob went down and they started wrestling aggressively. Adam got his wrist and grappled him, or rather, attempted. Jacob was just too full of energy and managed to get him in a headlock. "I love when you bottom for me!"

Adam tapped his arm and gasped in a breath. "Fuck, if you just wanted to do a CNC thing you could've just said so."

Jacob started rocking back and forth on his feet. "Nah, I just like messing with you. Who wants a piggyback ride?"

Adam jumped out of the way and Jasmin took the air toss. "Damn it you're gonna break your stupid sexy arms!"

He shrugged. "That'd be an awesome reason to get hooks for hands."

Hazel and Anna joined and eyed the bright eyed man cautiously. In an instant Jacob was rubbing up against Hazel and running his hands over his muscles. "Daddy, you look sexy today too," He giggled.

Hazel stared down at him blank faced, then grinned. "You're gonna get your ass torn in half being so cute. I love having so many crackhead partners."

Adam huffed. "I'm not a crackhead."

Hazel ignored him and kissed Jacob until he was swooning. "I think he just needs to be fucked silly."

Jacob rolled his eyes and pushed his head under his shirt. "You're so warm."

Then he pulled away to shake his hair out and give them a wild look. "You guys are all lame! Where's Steven?!"

Jasmin jumped at how loud he got but took his hand and brought him to the Conniverse house with Adam tagging along. "Steven! You have company!"

"I'm busy!" He whined.

"No, he's not!" A smack sounded and he yelped as he headed out into the living room rubbing his butt. "What's up?"

Jacob stretched himself out, crouched and straight up tackled Steven to the ground. "I just had to see if I could do it! I knew I could if I wanted it real bad."

He pumped his fists and Steven grabbed his hips. "What are you on? I want some."

Connie came out and stood over the two. "What is freckled boyfriend doing?"

"I think he's in puppy mode," Adam muttered. "It's really turning me on, I don't know why you brought me with."

Jacob was smothering Steven with kisses and giggling. "I'm not on drugs. Come on, man. Get on your game, you sound like a little bitch!"

Steven started wrestling him down until he was pinned hard and his hair was falling down around his face. "You're manic as all hell. You wanna run around and annoy people?"

He nodded eagerly. "I knew I needed my giant boyfriend."

They started antagonizing everyone. Steven giddily picked up Adam to sit him on top of the kitchen cupboards. The ceiling had to be high, so there was enough space up there to place him there and watch him scowl. "If you don't get me down from here right the fuck now..." He muttered.

Jacob presented an innocent kissy face. "Daddy, I want a kiss!"

Adam practically fell 12 feet into a crouch to press his lips against Jacob's. "Sweet boy."

He giggled and pushed him off. "Stop it. I'm just joshing."

"No, you're not," Adam cooed. "You're just stuck in between. It's okay."

Steven poked at Connie and presented puppy dog eyes. "Connie, I wanna be babied."

She put down her book and mean mugged him. "I baby you every second of every day, Steven."

"Woe is me!" He fell onto his side and sighed so hard he blew a bit of his hair out of his face. "No one loves me. What a terrible world."

Connie scoffed as Hazel came to rescue to snuggle and kiss over his face. As soon as Hazel wasn't looking he gave Connie a shit eating grin that dissolved back into innocent doe eyes when Hazel pulled back. "He's manipulating you!" Connie protested. "I literally saw him smirking at me!"

Hazel shushed her and squeezed Steven's cheeks. He blushed for him and nuzzled in, Hazel turning to roll his eyes at Connie. "No he didn't, look at him! He's just a baby! Hes too precious!"

"Yes he did!" Connie protested with a disbelieving laugh. "What is wrong with you, he's done it to you too!"

Jacob shook his head. "I've never seen him do that."

He kissed Adam again and he was just so cute Adam blurted, "Yeah, I think you're just being dramatic, Connie."

She groaned and crossed her arms. "You guys are all bullies."

"Daddy," Jacob crooned to Adam. "Come and have a quick snuggle. I want to sit in your lap."

Adam obeyed immediately and patted his lap. "Come here, Jack."

He crawled on and squeaked when Adam dug his fingers into his side. "I'll bite you, I swear to god, Adam!"

They started wrestling all over again, this time making out and biting each other. Jasmin had to break it up when they looked like they were actually fighting but by the time she grabbed her ridiculous husband to get him off both were wheezing with laughter.

Steven groaned in a mix of dismay and bliss as Hazel rubbed at the damn horns that came with the puppy ears. "D-damn it I had a feeling—," He slumped against Connie and burrowed his head into her shirt from the top. "You should flash me."

"Yeah, you'd like that wouldn't you?" She laughed as she shoved him out, booping his nose. "No way, José."

"It's Steven," Jacob corrected. "St-e-ven."

She chucked a pillow at him and he pretended to die for a solid 30 seconds complete with the fake coughs and obnoxious wheezes. "Jasmin, I... need boobs."

Adam shook his head. "Not happening. I'm playing with them."

Jasmin giggled and shrugged. "Sorry, Jacob."

"Adam can sit on my face then," He suggested, rolling onto his side. "That's an option."

He frowned and reddened a little. "No one has ever succeeded in convincing me. What possibly makes you think I'd change my mind?"

He propped his head up on his hands and batted his eyes. "Cause it would make me more likely to Little for you in the near future. Maybe you gotta trust me in order for me to trust you." Adam narrowed his eyes and watched him assume a perfect arch. What a man, he knew how to take it with that perfect 45 degree angle. "Plus, there's the added bonus of you getting to break my back without me tapping out."

Adam hummed his interest. "You did tap out last time." His lips curved into a longing smile. "You get so overstimulated you start squealing and your voice gets all hysterical. It's so damn cute."

"So it's a deal?" Jacob teased lowly.

Adam scooted over to grab his hair and pull him up to eye level. "You're driving me nuts and you know it. No, because I know my boy will always come crawling back to beg for my sexual attention. Hell, you're begging for it now."

Jacob chuckled airily. "You're pulling my hair."

"There's no helping these two," Jasmin joked as Steven giggled and grabbed her ass with both hands. "I think they need to be brutally topped so they can act right at dinner."

By dinner, the two were passed out on the couch intertwined and snoring together. It was adorable, but now they had to deal with something just as ridiculous.

Steven whined and pulled Jacob closer. "I want someone to feed me."

"Me too," Jacob agreed into Steven's chest hair. "I wanna be babied, too."

Jasmin rolled her eyes. "They aren't even Little they just wanna be obnoxious." Twin shark grins made her smile too. "Fine. Whatever. I'll feed you guys."

Adam came up behind her. "If you lose a single ounce this entire house will have a mental breakdown. We like our Jazzy BBW, so go sit down before I feed you too. We don't need a repeat of..." He swallowed. "The food fiasco."

"We promised to never bring it up again," Connie whispered in abject horror. "The things I allowed to happen to me. The food... there was so much food... I had to throw away seven bedsheet sets..."

They lapsed into silence and then looked at Jasmin imploringly. She sighed and put her hands on her hips. "You guys better be thankful I love you."

Adam squeezed her ass and growled under his breath, "My god girl, how do you walk around with all this ass?"

She blushed and swatted his hand away. "Go and Daddy them, not me."

Adam crouched in front of the boys seriously. "If I feed you, you guys have to promise not to be little monsters."

They sat up innocently but there wasn't a drop of innocence in sight on their faces. He sighed, ready for the food fight that was now inevitable. "You guys are like brothers."

Steven buried his head in his hands. "Man, you guys gotta stop saying that cause I know we're gonna fuck tonight and if that pops up in my head, whatever happens next is my worst nightmare regardless of how my mind interprets it."

Jacob giggled. "I love today."

The second he got his food he made a valiant effort to make it hard for Adam to get the spoon in his mouth. He got up, came back with restraints and tied both of them down looking at the food. He sat and chatted with the others and only fed them when they couldn't handle it any longer. "As compensation, I get both of you tomorrow. Same time, same place."

Jacob glanced around. "Right here in the commons?"

"I could take you to the dungeon," He offered as he fiddled with his bracelets. Both boys shook their heads quickly. "Right. Then I don't have to repeat myself."

When he walked away, both boys grinned at each other. They'd successfully annoyed Adam enough to do something crazy.