Jacob tore out of his house looking blotchy and afraid into the commons with Jasmin hot on his heels. "Stay away from me!"

Jasmin grinned and nearly nipped the back of his tank top before he hid behind Steven, who bubbled them. "Okay you two, what's going on?"

Jacob pointed at her in terror. "She's a Wicca, she's cast a spell on me, she did! With her blooming porkies and dashing eyes!"

The hybrid surveyed the dangerous witch from nearly 2 1/2 feet higher than her. She was flushed with that Just Got Good Dick blush but her eyes were glinting up at him like she'd chugged 15 Sugar Shock Shutdowns and she was bouncing on her toes. Steven chuckled and popped his bubble. "She looks fucking adorable to me. Explain it in English, not British."

Jacob took a deep breath but was inconsolable when it came down to it. "She– she– Oh god I knew my masculinity was fragile but I didn't know how fragile– she put me in this horribly emasculating position!" He smiled, but looked in pain and continued to avoid her stalking him in a circle around Steven. "I've never orgasmed so hard in my fucking life, I am afraid of her!"

"You get back here, Mine," Jasmin purred lowly with a lick of her lips. "I'm not done with you."

Steven caught Connie's eye as she walked in and analyzed the situation: Jacob begging for his life and Jasmin apparently intent that he would die anyways. "What's this?"

"Well, you remember that time when you did that thing to me and it blew my fucking mind?" He asked with a sly grin. "I went faun, Jacob went flight."

Jasmin tackled Jacob and grabbed the collar of Jacob's tank top to literally rip it open as they crashed to the ground. "You're mine forever now." Jacob blushed and went pale one after the other. She looked up at Connie. "Amazon."

Connie's jaw dropped and then she smirked. "The old classics," She sighed nostalgically. "We covered that my first year in Nova. I've never even tried it with Steven."

Jasmin winked up at Steven. "Well, Jacob was absolutely destroying me in the Amazon and he didn't even have to do anything!"

Steven eyed Jacob gripping at his arms under her in shock. "She made me have a bonafide pornstar orgasm, and–,"

"And I recorded it," She finished proudly. "For that time he exposed my sharing kink on national television. I'll pull it out whenever he makes me even a tiny bit annoyed."

Jacob shook out of his stupor and rose to kiss her hand lovingly. "You have stolen my heart again, Mine. I am yours to use as you please."

She giggled and swatted at his chest playfully. "Oh, stop it."

"What? A guy can't have a flirt with his wife?" Jacob teased, grabbing the assaulting hand. "I can't get some more, darling?"

She rolled her eyes and batted his temple. "You're milked dry. I checked."

"But that's the amazing thing about testicles. I make so much sperm I will probably go senile before I run out." He puffed his chest proudly but Jasmin tapped his cheek.

"You just released a copious amount, and after you laid in bed long enough for your balls to stop hurting–,"

Jacob yelped and shushed her. "Moving on!"

Jasmin laughed at Steven and Connie watching them with big knowing smiles. "Where was I? Right, after you laid in bed long enough for your balls to stop hurting, you casually put on clothes and bolted like a one night stand."

Jacob turned crimson and blew the hair out of his eyes. "You'll have to kill me to get rid of me, I am still in charge!"

"Oh really?" She murmured seductively, rubbing at his head like she used to at Nova. "Does my Jacob have something to say?"

He groaned and crossed his arms. "She robbed me of my innocence and is feeding me her witchy charmspeak and you guys are just standing there like a couple of voyeurs."

Jasmin pulled Connie and Steven aside. "Anyways, I chased him out here because rope."

Connie grinned and exclaimed, "Only if you teach me, and I'll share my secret with you!"

Steven backed up. "Hold on a minute, you're still on punishment for calling me an asshole for no reason. You'd need to compensate that first." He wiggled his fingers for her hips and dropped his eyes hungrily. "A spanking."

"The harder you spank me, the more ruthless I'll be," She informed him seriously. "Wouldn't you rather wait till afterwards?"

He opened his mouth to answer but Jacob was nodding fiercely at him, silently willing him to choose better than he had. "...I guess this one time I can be lenient."

*

Steven bolted out into the commons and Jacob jumped onto his back, causing an impromptu fusion of Jaden looking horrified. "Ah, they did it again! Bloody hell, stay away!"

Adam and Hazel frowned nearly identically and Adam watched as both of his wives came sauntering out gracefully hunting the fusion. "Jesus, what happened?"

Jasmin's grin became downright evil. "You know, two more dicks are in the polycule and we haven't gotten them yet."

Connie's fists clenched and she grinned. "I am so ready."

Jaden stumbled over into Hazels arms. "Run! Run and hide! The British have cum and it was horrible and wonderful and incredible!"

Adam stepped between the two crazy women and the terrified men. "I need to know what's going on."

Connie and Jasmin smirked at each other and yanked him into their embrace. Suddenly he was being drowned in kisses and sexy murmurs that had him turned on in an instant. Their hands were wandering and he let himself fall under their spell just to hear the way Jaden cried out in horror. "No! Not Adam, please no!"

Adam kissed both girls deeply. "Tell me what you did so I can be even more proud of my girls."

"The Amazon," Connie whispered to him as her lips skimmed up his neck. "Have you heard?"

He chuckled as Jasmin purred up at him, "I think all Daddies should know about it. They should know we can steal their souls and dangle it in front of their screaming faces."

Adam smiled fully. "My little sadist brats. Daddy is so proud of you!" He kissed both of their cheeks and gestured behind him. "I offer you my Hazel, a strong and valiant stallion I'd absolutely love to destroy for no reason today."

Hazel finally dropped his giggles and turned to look at the man in his arms being ridiculous. "What did they do?"

"I can't describe it!" Jaden wailed dramatically as he tossed a hand over his forehead. "They've gone and ruined us! They feel like they're on crack but now my balls hurt so bad I can't even stand!" He fell and Hazel caught him in a stunning dip that made him smirk. "Oh, Daddy. Watch your hands~."

Hazel chuckled and dropped him, backing away slowly. Could he make it to the door? Where would he go? He loved his home with his crazy partners! He wouldn't want to be anywhere else! "I guess... if Adam offered me, I will try it."

Adam grinned but both girls pushed him closer to Hazel. Connie cooed, "We'll teach Adam and that's it. He gets to break you."

"Let's just hope he's flexible," Jasmin laughed.

"Oh, he is," Anna confirmed as she skipped in to boop his nose. "I happen to know what they're yelling about. Good luck!"

Adam held up a hand to get Hazels attention and issued a single command with it silently. "Obey."

Anna turned to see both girls eyeing her like a steak and flushed. "W-wait, not me!" Still they closed in. "Not me, you guys! I'm too cute to break! E-even ask Adam!"

Her lovely Trophy Husband caught her eye. "Nope. I now offer my beautiful, manic pixie dream girl Anna as tribute to your insanity. She always makes me so proud."

"Damn you and your charm speak!" She cried as Connie and Jasmin took her into their arms to carry her away. "Curses! Curses on all of you!"

Jaden hopped up. "Ooo, does this mean I get to watch?"

By the time they were done, Hazels face was blank. The bubbly, cheerful giant was a mere shell of his former self as his Anna laid against him with the same kind of emptiness. "They might have to cut off my balls anyways," She muttered. "Cause they're useless now."

Adam chuckled in the corner, thrilled to no end and teeming with energy. "Nah, you'll be fine by Tuesday."

"It's Wednesday."

"And you'll be better by Tuesday."

Jaden unfused and Steven grunted as he settled back into his body. "If there was a God she wouldn't have given this knowledge to anyone."

"The pain," Jacob groaned weakly. "The pleasure. I'm having PTSD flashbacks that are half good, half terrible."

Jasmin crawled over to him to kiss his forehead. "I love you."

He chuckled. "I don't believe you!"