[Linkaras house]

Linkara:(holds up a comic)this comic sucks!the characters are beyond stupid,the story is dumb,and most of all the bfg in this story acts like the one in the doom comic!so i say,DONT READ THIS!(tosses the comic on the floor)

Hiccup and astrid came in covered in smoke

Linkara:what happened?

Astrid:a guy in a orange hat and glasses happened

90s dude:DUUUUUUUDE!THESE POCKET GERNADES ARE AWESOME!

Linkara:what?NO!DONT-

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Linkara:play with those.

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90s dude was covered in smoke

90s dude:not radical.

Toothless:(laughs)

90s dude:not funny dude.

Harvey:nice goin idoit.ya almost blew up the house

Heather was also covered in smoke

Heather:yeah,and not to mention he almost blew up windsher

Nuime:(turns on)i see the beast you,i see the beast inside me.

Heather:WHAT THE THOR?!

90s dude:DUUUUUUUDE!IMGAIN THOR COMING HERE AND GAVE LINKARA HIS HAMMER!

Astrid:ILL USE A HAMMER TO SHUT YOU UP!

Harvey:trust me,the idoit never shuts up.

Nuime:1000 bc,500 bc,21 bc,23 ad,473 ad,1581 ad,1992

90s dude:DUDE!

Nuime:green,green,green,green,green,dont forget to save your game,writing tip of the day,dont forget to save your game,game,game

Linkara:nuime,hog reset interface now!

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Nuime:hog reset begun

Heather:what in odan was that?

Linkara:its a problem we've been having with her its only getting worst,last time that happened a man named lord vice took control of her and now shes being hacked by the same hacker who hacked comai-con 1,also 3 or 4 times she would start saying random gibberish over and over,sometimes its a number or its a poem,or its a quote,last time it took us 3 hours to get her to stop saying just monika and hot pockets.

Hiccup:just...monika?

Linkara:yeah,dont know what that means.but however take a look at the ship

The screen shows the ship just monika

90s dude:oh no...those were collectors editon of blood gun!nooooooooooo!

Hiccup:is he always like this?

Harvey:you'll get used to it.

Linkara:who would even hack comai-con 1?

???:uuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Hiccup:did you...hear that?

Linkara looks outside

Linkara:oh.

It was the nerd

The nerd:uuuuuuuuuuuuu!(crashes into a window)...THAT WAS THE MOST SHITTEST GAME!IVE EVER PLAYED!

Linkara:everyone this is the nerd,nerd this is everyone.

The nerd:CAN SOMEONE GET ME OUT THIS SHITTY WINDOW?!