[Beserker island]

Everyone was rebuilding the ship

90s dude:All right. Just slide it in, and make sure the contacts don’t touch the edge.
She follows his instructions. The power comes back on.

Astrid:(slides the data in)

Astrid:All right. Anything else?

90s dude:Nope, that should be it.

Hiccup closes the panel

Hiccup:You seem to know a lot about the ship.

90s dude:Oh, yeah. I’ve been studyin’ it for the last few years. I pretty much know all the ins and outs of it.

Astrid:It’s weird…I never would’ve taken you for the technical type. I mean…you’re such…

90a dude An idiot.

Hiccup:she wasn’t going to say that.

90s dude:Yes, she was. I’m not stupid, despite what everyone thinks. And I know what everyone thinks. When you assume someone is stupid, you just think they’re so stupid that they won’t notice.

Hiccup:Well…I hate to say it, but…you kind of act like it.

Do I?

Astrid:Well, I mean…I love the "90s" more than most people, but you seem to fetishize it. I mean, it’s in your name, for crying out loud! Do you even have a real name?

90s dude:It’s Evelyn, actually, but thanks for asking.

Hiccup:Look, our point is, you’re obsessed with weapons and killing and musclebound superheroes and pouches and extreme and radical and Sega Genesis. And you sound like you came off the set of Surf Ninjas. It’s just…everything to you! But it just makes it seem like there’s no depth to you. You feel like a one-off joke. And if there is more to you, then why don’t you show it?

90s dude:Why should I?

Astrid:What do you mean?

90s dude:There’s no point in acting like everybody else. It wouldn’t be me. I have a lot more fun this way. Sure, it can be a bit annoying, but you’ll notice that Linkara keeps me around regardless. It’s because him and Harvey and everyone else…they’re my family.

Hiccup:Why the ‘90s of all things?

90s dude:Because…because the ‘90s were the age of cyborgs and aliens and lasers and over-the-top stunts and everything insane and cool! Sure, they beat ideas into the ground. Sure, everything was extreme and violent. But it was different! It was new! It was awesome and glorious and wonderful, and most importantly, it was fun! And I think everyone should be having more fun, don’t you?

Hiccup:Yeah. They should.

90s dude:Plus, if everyone thinks you’re an idiot, they underestimate you. That’s the ‘90s, really. Make a huge spectacle, and no one will see what’s really going on.

Astrid:Huh. Neat.

Hiccup:Hey, when this is all over, you wanna
watch Cool as Ice?

Hiccup:Dude, I’ve got the special edition Blu-Ray of that! We are totally watching that when we’re done here! Y’know, assuming we’re still alive and stuff.(walks away)

Astrid:Evelyn?

Hiccup:dont ask astrid.

LATER

Fishlegs:...(sees a gronkle and screams)look if the horse killer send you here im not gonna be eaten!

Viga:THEY'RE PONYS!

Fishlegs:ugh.now i know how it feels to be snoutlout

Gronkle:(comes closer to fishlegs)

Fishlegs:(shivers in fear until he figures out its not harmless)...wow...hiccup was right...your not a killer,you guys just wanted to...(hugs the gronkle)how about i name you meatlug

Meatlug:(coos)