(I'm typing this with my left hand while doing dishes so I may make a mistake XD also this is slightly Sanders Sides inspired)

Me: Ugh I'm doing the dishes, I wish I could be drawing

Sayori: Author Chan you do realize you have to do the important things before the fun ones, right?

Me: Yeah it's just... wait, Do you guys still not know my name

Yuri: Yes, we still don't, you never told us... Not that you have to if you don't want to!

Sayori: Yuri, shut your ever-flapping gobtalker

Me: Well my name is... My name is Kylin! Ok it's like band-aid you just rip it off

Sayori: I honestly thought it was gonna end in an I , But its still a great name

Kylin: Ha no my name is weird.