Me: I have Fookin popcorn! Yeah!

Sayori: Can I have some?

Me: Well the popcorn is in the real world, this is a book, But I can do this *Uses magical author powers to summon some popcorn for Sayori*

Sayori: Yay!!!!

Natsuki: Can You summon Manga?!?!!?

Yuri: Can you summon Kniv- Good books, I said Good books

Monika: F*ck I thought I was the only one with godly powers...