Incorrect quotes because I need to calm down emotionally before I make the next part to Always Needed a Hug

Key:

No AU title: Takes place in Happily Ever After!AU, after events of the game

Past!AU title: Takes place during events of the game

Future!AU title: Takes place in Happily Ever After!AU when characters are adults

Sayorika!AU title: Takes place in Happily Ever After!AU, after events of the game, in the AU where Sayori and Monika are together

Notes:
- Ito is my oc and the newest member of the Dokie Doki Literature Club in the Happily Ever After!AU
- Natsuki's mother is dead in my AU, and she and her older sister, Akari, ran away from their abusive father after the events of the game, and they're living with Kenji's family.
- Kenji and Natsuki now have a best friends that act like they hate each other friendship.
- Ito and Sayori both share a fear of bugs and spiders

Yuri: Could you maybe, just like... stab me... Right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. 'Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.

Yuri: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea.

Sayori: Well then, whose is it?

Yuri: *Staring at a cup of tea* I don't know!

Monika: Look, guys, I need help.

Sayori: Love help?

Natsuki: Financial help?

Ito: Emotional help?

Yuri: Help moving a body?

*Everybody looks at Yuri*

Yuri: What?

Sayori: Hello, friends!

The club:

Sayori: You might be wondering why I'm taped to the ceiling-

Past!Yuri: You're mean!

Past!Natsuki: You're meaner!

Past!Yuri: Yea? Well, you're ugly too!

Past!Natsuki: You're uglier!

Past!Yuri: You're a dumba$$!

Past!Natsuki: You're dumbera$$!

Past!Yuri: You think "dumbera$$" is a good insult!

Natsuki: That was a joke. Say "ha".

Kenji: Ha.

Natsuki: Now, do it again.

Kenji: Ha.

Natsuki: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party.

Natsuki: Ah, ready for another fantastic day of being better than Ito.

Sayori: I don't like bugs. Kenji, are you even listening to me?

Kenji: I seem to have misplaced my ant farm.

Sayori, at Sakura: MOOOOOOOM-

Monika: *Falls down the stairs*

Sayori: Are you okay?

Yuri: Stop falling down the stairs!

Natsuki: How'd the ground taste?