Lazulii: hey guys, it's your local dumbass *wait can I swear?
I don't care anyway, I'm back.. Sorry that it has been a while, I've just been obsessing over objects that talk.

Petey: Do I even got to be here for this one?

Lazulii: whoaaa there Petey, don't interrupt me this is very extremely important and should be taken seriously.

Petey: Soooo?

Lazulii: Yeah, you can leave this is for your son anyway. *Hehe I'll need ya anyway later

Petey: What was that?

Lazulii: h a hha nothing cat

Petey: Pfft whatever crazy girl

Petey leaves taking Dog Man with him, to idk go have milkshakes like some kind of couple or something who knows

Lazulii: oooookay, now Li'l Petey we got some epic things in store for you, because you know I love you.

Li'l Petey: Ooh yay, what are we gonna do?

Lazulii: Well... You're gonna watch an anime, DjDogwithfriends told ya to do this.

Li'l Petey: An anime?? What's that?

Lazulii: aaHEm, it's a type of Japanese show thingy,,,I used to like it but....honestly no thanks most are quite inappropriate,,

Lazulii: But I'll just show you one that's gooodddd,,,? If I can find one.

After some time of me searching for a clean anime for the baby child Li'l Petey, I literally just took the first one in a list I found.

Lazulii: Alrightttt... Here, we got one!☝️

I hand a iPad to Li'l Petey with the anime on, uhhhhh Here it is

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

Lazulii: Soooo.. How'd ya like it? I know it isn't like some of an episode or something but honestly whatever.

Li'l Petey: I think it was nice! I really like the art, it's very pretty.

Lazulii: Alright kitten, I'm glad you liked it. Also honestly, anime isn't that bad...

80-HD: I think it's quite entertaining! Very lovely ladies

Lazulii: Hey, what the heck are you doing here?!

80-HD: Oops, sorry miss!

Lazulii: Ah, it's alright, anyway now it's on to the next thing.

Lazulii: Ookay, so as I can see on here... hobbesfanclub first wants some Detey, perfectly valid nessesasity. Then they want Li'l Petey to try some popping candy.

Li'l Petey: What's Detey?

Lazulii: oooh, you'll see soon child. Hehehe

I proceeded to spawn a few bags of popping candy (never heard of it but here's a picture of it, hopefully that's it¿)

Lazulii: Alrighty, here's the glorious candy! Catch!!

I throw the bags to Lil' Petey as he successfully catches it, because he's better than me.

Lazulii: niceee, now try it, I heard it's pretty explosive 💥💥💥

Lil' Petey: Explosive??

Lazulii: Nah, it's fine sweety, it's very sugary and good for those little kids.

Lil' Petey proceeds to then rip it up and pour some in his mouth

Lil' Petey: Whoaa, ahehe it's very poppy!

Lazulii: Hence the name, little one.
That's why we are sponsored by Pop Rocks™!!!!!!!!!!!
Pop Rocks is extraordinary, the great sugary taste will explode your tas-

Boooooooooo!!! ¡

We don't want ads!!

I didn't pay 100 bucks to watch you advertise candy, girl!

Lazulii: uhhhhhhhhh, I mean.. sorry guys I guess I won't be getting that payment from Pop Rocks now...dang it 😔
Whatever! My dear old audience deserves the best.

Who you calling old?!!

Can we see some Detey now?

Lazulii: CalUM down dudes. I apologize dear ones, back to Lil' Petey. What did you think of them, you like them?

Lil' Petey: I really like them!

Lazulii: Yyayyyyy!! That's great, I'm glad. EVERYBODY CLAP NOW OR I'M BREAKING UR KNEES.

everyone claps.

Lazulii: Ookay, looks like I've done it again, being my smooth self.
Detey. shall. now. commence.

Petey: Detey?...........
That sounds like a disease

(know that reference, and you're officially cool)

Lazulii: Hahaha Nah it ain't buddy.
Also wow you came back at just the right moment. Where's your husband?

Petey: Husband?! I only got Dog Man with me

Lazulii: Yea, same thing cat

Petey: Eh wh-

Lazulii: OKAY!!!! TIME FOR homo milk.

Teleports Dog Man and Petey together to a table, complete with a romantic candle and pasta. I know, very cliché and stupid. But that's what we are here, stupid and cliche mind with a little cringyness.

Lazulii: Due to the lack of more homosexuality in my show, we need this to raise the ratings.  I need more views fr.
They'll surely love this hahaa

OH MyGod it's happening

Lazulii: Shhh,, we need silence. No peeps out of anybody but those two.
Okay bye.

Dog Man: What's happening?

Petey: Hah, I don't know, maybe this whole show is just idiotic and utterly embarrassing!

Dog Man: Calm down, Petey... It's gonna be okay

Dog man then smiles, placing his hand on top of Petey's, wagging his tail.

Petey: Um.... So, what pasta is this?

Petey pokes around awkwardly with his fork, picking up a meatball.

Dog Man: I don't know, but it looks amazing!

Dog Man goes to munch on the pasta. literally going ham on the food, heck yeah. I want some pasta now :(

Dog Man: Mmmmmm

Petey: Hah! You're a total mess!

Dog Man: Oh! That's okay

Petey: Uh- No, I got it.

Dog Man: Wha-

Petey wipes off the pasta sauce off Dog Man, getting oh so close oo

Petey: Sorry.

Dog Man: Why are you sorry? Thanks

Dog Man then licks Petey on the cheek, like normal people do totally.

Petey: Don't do that again—

Lazulii: HahhaahHAAHA oh yes, good stuff.

Petey: AH! oh God, you-

Lazulii: Congrats Petey and Dog Man you guys just ended off our third episode of "Dog Man: Ask or dare" perfectly! I applaud, nice one guys.

Petey rolls his eyes, moving away from Dog Man.

Petey: ugh

Lazulii: I think that's enough for today. (It's currently almost 4am I rlly should sleep wth)
Alright, BYE gUys, next part maybe tomorrow!