Lazulii: hhHhheeyyy, everyone!! We are back with another episode of this weird thing I have no idea!??¡!! ! It's been quite a while... *just blame my idiot crumbling mental health state for that one.. Ahehe

Li'l Petey: Yayyy! Can't wait!

Petey: How fun

Chief: Can we get a dare or question...?? Jeez

Sarah: Yeaa...

Lazulii: If you want one so bad, maybe you should beg for it my dudes

Sarah: Don't think I will

Lazulii: suit yourself reporter girl, alriGHt my comrades we got 3 asks thingies for you guys today.
Also one thing to note, you guys can ask me questions if ya want, I don't mind.

Petey: hmff yeah sure

Li'l Petey: What are the asks?

Lazulii: Okay, first off we got something for the baby we all know and love, Li'l Petey! I've been noticing he's quite popular... H EY guys, maybe some for the rest?? Hah Anyways, this is from, CatKid77 They ask for him to eat some haribo gummy bears!

I summon a big bag of the gummy bears out of thin air, catching it with a single hand. And getting up, and throwing it to Li'l Petey.

Lazulii: There you go, kid! Have fun eating your gummies, as a treat for being such a great kitten.

Li'l Petey: Wow, thanks!!

He opens it, and does the big munch on dem gummies. Y umm

Li'l Petey: I love them!

Lazulii: Well, you should really thank, CatKid77 Budd.

Li'l Petey: Huh?? Thanks mysel-

Dog Man slaps a hand over his son's mouth, and nervously laughs.

Petey: You do know, we know that you guys are superheroes??

Lazulii: YeaH, it isn't a secret hhhaha

Sarah: We clearly know it's you guys.

Dog Man: oh- :/

Lazulii: pppfft you guys are so silly, hhehahehaksjdnfownodcmwijssk

Chief: and there's that mini stroke....

Lazulii: A-   wha did you say chiefy boy??

Chief: nothin ngg

Lazulii: Hhhmmmmm alright, now ON TO THE NEXT Thing!!!!
This is from CatKid77 again, but the question is.... Hm, where is Crunky and Bub, the good guys rright? Uuuuuuuhhhhhhh

Petey: Those losers?? Ugh (the losers 😳)

Li'l Petey: Are they really good?

Sarah: I don't know about that one, they helped Piggy do evil schemes..

Lazulii: But.... Maybe it isn't how it seems???? Who knows, HOW abOUT we ask them our Selves!!

I shout, blasting a ray of white shine, summoning the two, Bub and Crunky
(also frick, I always mess his name up, Chunky and Crunky Wth)

Bub: WHOA! w-what are we doing here?!

Crunky: Huhhmff?

Crunky is seen with a month full of chocolate, as Bub had a bunch of chocolate cake smeared all over his face.

Lazulii: Ohh.. Sorry for invading your space, but we got a question for you two, and your where abouts, dudes.

Bub: Who are you? Where are we??

Lazulii: uuUghh, im Lazulii, talk show thing I started hosting starring these lovely heroes!

I say pointing at the peeps laid on the couch, Sarah and Chief sitting beside each other with Zuzu laid across them both. Li'l Petey still eating gummies in Dog Man's lap, and Petey beside them crossing his legs as 80-HD was flopped on a smaller couch near them upside down.

Crunky: oooooh.... Them! The people Piggy hates.

Petey: Don't mention his name..ugh

Lazulii: Okay, so where you guys at, and are you two... good?

Bub: Welll....we were at the local bakery, taking some cupcak-
Wait- WOW I jUst noticed we're regular size again!!

Petey: JuST noticed. Tsk

Crunky: That's so cool!

Bub: Hhaha anyways, I would say I'm good! We just...... We had to obey Piggy! He's our friend. Well maybe not anymore..

Crunky: Yeah, what Bub said.

Lazulii: OooOo.... I see. You guys are misunderstood. Well, for the most part, since you did do some evil things.

Petey: It's not their fault, I'm sure it's just cause they're really dum-

Dog Man: Petey..our talk?

Petey: Oh- uh yeah.

Lazulii: hHhhmm..

Bub: We're sorry for everything we've done!

Lazulii: Ah, I guess it's okay... You guys are tolerable, unlike Piggy. So you guys are okay, I'll let you off the hook now.

Crunky: Wait, are we going to stay this size?

Lazulii: Yeahh, sure thing if you want I'll do that.

Bub and Crunky: Awww cool!

Lazulii: Alright, that's all, I'm glad we got an answer. See you bros some time idk when ha. Byeeeee!!!!!

I snap them away to where the heck they were before. Leaving nothing behind except chocolate cake crumbs on the ground.

Lazulii: yippyeye homies, we're almost done, we got one last ask!! It's from XxWillowtree4lifexX

It says...Do Li'l Petey and Petey, purr? If Dog Man pets Petey and Li'l Petey will they purr? Whoa nice question ahhee.

Petey: aaWhat??! You don't need t-

Dog Man starts to stroke his ears, and pet him ooh nice cool hehe

Dog Man: Hmm, lets see if it's true.

Petey: You don't have to do that.

Petey tries to take Dog Man's hands away but to no avail since Dog Man gave him a lick on the cheek 👀😳 Petey obviously stunned bc he be like that, he stops and what THE HECK he Purrs???? Real no clickbate. I'm  so astonished guys what the hell. Everyone gasps, including the audience.

Lazulii: OOOOOoooooOooOooooooooooooOoooOooOoOoooOoooooo

!!!!!!!!!he  he does?!

Petey: w-why are you guys shocked?! I'm a cat, need I remind you. >:(

Lazulii: And as for you, little baby.. you get some pets too!

I get up and take Li'l Petey from Dog Mans lap, and pet his head and ears. He of course starts doing the purrrr wow colour me surprised

Lazulii: whoa so looks like the chances of this happening was 3.9098 purrrrrcent. (:0)

Chief: what the heck are you even saying anymore?

Lazulii: I don't know chiefy... I think it's time to end this, my brain is running on one sad brain cell, and it might die very soon.

Chief: Don't call me Chiefy.

Lazulii: Whatever. This brings us to the end of this episode of Dog Man, ask or dare!!! Here, Li'l Petey, you can go play in the brand new pool I got for you guys!!!!

I say putting him down and pointing to the backstage. He happily went off, then Petey and Dog Man followed. Chief and Sarah also with Zuzu and 80-HD.

Lazulii: Alright, bye guys, have a nice rest of your day or night. Until next time bros!