Dog Gone Happy Pooch

"OH HOLY MOTHER!" 

'Gah!?' I startle awake by Dean's sudden and loud outburst. "What? What happened?!" I bark and yip rapidly.

"Dean?!" Sam bursts through the bathroom door with a towel wrapped around his waist and soap in his wet hair.

"HAH!" I snort, covering my big wet nose the best I can with a paw.

"Sam!" Dean doesn't look away from whatever he's looking at that caused such a ruckus.

"What! What is it?" Sam looks appropriately worried, yet ready for anything. All the while, I'm still over here giggling at my friend's silly look.

"Look at how BIG this spider is!" At this, Sam and I stop dead in what we were doing. I frown instantly, stopping my laughter and Sam put his hands down, looking pissed.

"Really, Dean?! You get me out of the shower for this!?" he yells, pointing to the, admittedly huge, spider. Then, throwing his arms up and breathing an annoyed sigh, Sam continues, "I can't believe this..."

"Me neither!" I bark angrily. "I was happily resting!"

"Even Arya's mad!" the man points out but Dean just laughs.

"Alright, alright," the older brother submits, albeit with a smirk, and stands down, going to the small kitchen and getting a cup, to go back to the arachnid, scooping it up and disposing of it.

I roll my eyes as they bicker some more until Sam finally goes back to rinse off all the soap he lathered on his hairy head.

Dean sits next to me, petting my head down my back. "Well girl?" 

I just give him the stink eye with a growl.

"Alright," he laughs, "I deserve that." Minutes pass as the shower still runs. "So, what do you think of the case so far?"

I ponder for a moment. 'What do I think? The names of the three guys are funny. What else? That one guy died, his friend was super nervous for seemingly no reason and the other guy is gone for another day or so...'

"Honestly, I don't know..." I say.

"Yeah... me either..."

~~Time Skip brought to you by: "Palm trees taste nice." -LumpyApple~~

Sam, Dean, and I decided to give the case a little break after hearing that Jon won't be back till tomorrow morning. But not before questioning Ronald a bit more now that he's home and should be easier to question. Sam thinks being in his work environment so close to Don's room made him hysterical and whatnot.

I don't buy it. He smells fishy.

Unfortunately I mean literally.

Speaking of, I must have gagged a bazillion times by now. This man's house looks like one straight out of Hoarding: Buried Alive. His hygiene must be even worse. I can SEE a tooth decaying right here and now.

I must have gagged too much and too loud because next thing I know, Sam's dragging me out by the collar.

"I know, girl. Reeks doesn't it? It's fine, though. Just stay out here, kay?" He gives me one last reassuring smile before patting my head and stepping back inside. 

Fresh air never smelled better.

I'm awoken some time later by Dean, who looks peeved and Sam, who looks indifferent. "He's definitely hiding something. There's no doubt about it."

"Mmhmm." Sam gets in his side of the car as Dean starts it.

"Uh, hello? Guys?" I bark, craning my neck to view into the car.

"Dude! You forgot the dog you idiot!" Dean reprimands his brother with a side slap into his shoulder.

"S'not my fault! You were on her side! Why didn't you open the door for her!?" he yells back, getting out of the car and opening the door for me to jump in, which I do.

"Shut up! And tell me what happened!" I interrupt the two and they silence quickly.

"She's right, we should stop arguing and take a break, let off some steam." I watch Dean roll his eyes in the rear view mirror.

"That's not what I said," I grumble in a low growl, laying down in the backseat and resting my head on my crossed paws.

"Yeah...a break sounds nice right around now. Not like we can do much right now anyways..." Sam agrees, which lifts my mood a bit.

We drive around for a while. According to Dean, nothing deems stop worthy. That is, until I spot something amazing ahead.

"WHOA!" I burst, startling the boys. They jump in their seats and turn around after Dean slammed on the breaks. "Uh... sorry." I sheepishly smile

"What is it, Arya?" the driver asks.

'You guys are so dense...' I bark and point my nose ahead out the front window.

"Whoa..." Sam awes. Up ahead is a big amusement park. The Ferris wheel rotates and roller coasters are zooming about on their tracks and screams of joy and fear can be heard. Skeptical, Sam asks, as if I don't look like a happy child right now, "You want to go there, Arya?"

I nod vigorously.

"The dog wants to go to the..." Dean squints his eyes to get a better look at the entrance sign, "Wonder Wharf! I'm in!"

"Aroooo!"

~~Time Skip brought to you by: Wonder Wharf's mascot! Dizzy Dog!~~

"Dude they even got a baseball stadium here!" Dean exclaims as we walk around and check out the amusement park on the pier. I look off to the side longingly for a fun looking ride.

It's called Scramble Pan and it looks really cool! 'I wanna ride that so bad!' I think to myself but whine for the boys.

"Sorry girl, pretty sure they don't allow animals on rides." I frown even more.

"You made her upset."

"Well what do you want me to do? It's not like we can just smuggle her on rides! ...Can we?"

"...No, Dean, we can't."

"Oh wow! That's a big dog!" A boy's voice halts our walking. We all turn around to see a kid jogging up to us with a big smile. He has a yellow shirt on and blue shorts. Short cut, pure black hair with uneven bangs. "Can I pet your dog?"

With an eyebrow quirked, my shorter friend asks for my permission. They've been doing that lately. 'As if I don't want any pets!'

I nod happily. 'Maybe this day won't be so bad! This is the first boy to come up to me and now it seems like everyone around us seems to be noticing me.'

"Whoa! Your dog shook its head like it understood you! What's its name?" the boy asks.

"Her name's Arya," Sam answers with a chuckle. "And yeah, she understands English pretty well."

"More like perfectly," Dean mumbles, causing a chuckle to erupt in the back of my throat.

"Hi Arya, my name's Gene!" Gene greets, petting my head with an "Ooh" and a couple of "Aww's" with one "So soft!"

"Woof!"

"What's goin' on over here, Gene? We were gonna go on the Scream-I-Cane again." Another two kids walk up to us. Both girls. One is shorter than the other with a plain green dress on, pure black hair in short pigtails with a pink bunny hat on top.

'These guys must be siblings.'

"I think it's because he's petting that dog." The other one points to me while the shorter one face palms. This one has short black hair with glasses on her face. A light blue shirt matched with a dark blue skirt as well.

"I can see that, Tina..." Bunny ears removes her hand.

"Oh right."

"Tina, Louise! Check out this pile of pooch!" They come over and start petting me.

'Louise must be the- ahhh, feels so good!' To get better rubs, I lie down, causing the kids to crouch as well.

"Heh, you kids are good at this," Dean chuckles, "You three got a dog at home?"

"We wish!" yelled Louise, standing up and stomping her foot childishly. "Mom and Dad won't let us!"

"Aw that sucks, kid. Keep dreamin'."

"Oh... we will." Tina stands up next, wiping her hands on her skirt.

'Hey where'd all the hands go?!' I whine and sit up after the last pair stop their blissful petting.

"We should get going, Dean," Sam comments. 

"Awww, we have to get back home too..." Gene complains with a sour face. 

"Are you guys out-of-towners? I know this town like the back of my hand!" Louise smacks the back of her hand.

"Uh," The taller Winchester looks around, "Yeah, I'm Sam," he shakes all of their hands, "and this is my brother Dean." Dean follows suit. "And you guys met Arya."

I yip and lick their little hands in my own greeting. They giggle.

*Ring* The chime of Dean's cellphone goes off and startles me. "Uh, heh," he holds a finger up with a smile and answers it. "Agent Lonoff." Then he walks away to speak privately, leaving me and Sam with the kids.

"Whoa whoa whoa- you guys are FBI agents!?" Louise squeals and latches onto Sam.

"Erm..." He struggles to get the crazy girl off him. "Yeah, we're just off duty right now."

"AWESOME!!!" 

"Thanks, could you...get off me now?" She complies and pats herself down.

"Louise, Mom and Dad'll get mad if we don't get back. We're already passed curfew." Tina points at her non existent watch.

Dean comes back just as the trio waves goodbye. The brothers wave back as I sit with a smile. 

'I like those guys.'

~~Time Skip brought to you by: Bob's Burgers! I bet you guys didn't expect THIS crossover! Haha~~

A couple hours later and the boys are in their suits and ties. Apparently that call Dean got was one of the police men in the town calling to say that Ron is now dead. That was a shock. Body's the same, too. Throat slit with the guts spilled out.

"So he did have a connection with Don's death."

"Duh, Sammy, that's what I've been telling you."

"Shut up. So what's our next plan?"

"Well we need to figure out what connects them."

"Dean, I've checked. Those guys are practically squeaky clean, no records or anything of them doing anything illegal."

"Well they had to have done something! Dude you saw how Ronald was when we talked to him in his garbage hole of a home."

"Okay, so maybe they did do something. Something that was never documented. What do you suggest we do?"

"Right now? I'm starving and we should get something to eat."

"Bark!" I get their attention. "Your dog's hungry too, you know!"

"You hungry girl?" I nod. "Bam, dog's hungry, let's go Sammy."

Sam sighs but follows his brother and best friend.

After leaving the wharf, the three of us walk down the road a couple blocks to look for eateries. On our right, an Italian pizza place titled Jimmy Pesto's. To the left, a place called Bob's Burgers. "Yes! Burgers!"

"Eh, I don't Dean. I don't feel comfortable eating right next door to a funeral home."

"What, got all queasy all of a sudden? Come on Sammy. What do you think Arya? Arya?"

I'm already way ahead of the boys. While listening to them talk, I noticed Gene in front of Bob's Burgers wearing a burger suit. 'What is he doing? Haha.'

"Oh, hey Arya," Gene greets with a smile, petting my ears. "What brings you here?"

I don't get to answer by the time the brothers catch up and scold me. "Arya, you can't run off by yourself."

I roll my eyes. Sam. Always so strict.

"Oh hey Gene, what're you doing out here in that suit?"

"Advertising for people to come in, duh."

"Well it's sure making me hungrier. You work here?" Dean points to the place.

"More like live!" Silence. "No really, I live here." He points to the top part and realization dawns on all of our faces.

"Wait, so your parents run the place then?"

"Yup. I got the good job!" Gene flaunts his costume. "Though my pickles get tight a lot." 

"Uh," Sam looks awkward as Dean chortles to himself, "yeah, anyway, we're gonna go inside and eat."

"Yay! My meaty goodness worked! Finally!" The young boy follows us inside.

"Welcome," a new voice greets us. Behind the counter stands a man with thinning hair, but an award winning mustache to make up for it. He's wearing a simple white shirt with an apron on top. "Oh, sorry, we don't allow dogs in here."

"Dad wait!" Gene speaks up before my friends can, "They're friends! This is Arya, Sam, and Dean! Please let her stay! She's super soft!"

"Gene, you know we can't have any kind of animals in here..." the man groans.

'Time to break out my puppy dog eyes!'

"You leave me no choice, father! Time to break out the Louise!" He takes a deep breath, "Please DaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAD?"

"OKAY OKAY! Just be quiet!"

"I heard someone do the Louise and succeed. Who do I high five?" Louise pops out from the swinging red door that I assume leads to the kitchen. "Gene! Gimme some!" They share a smack and the little girl finally notices me.

"Arya! My beautiful sonuvabitch!"

"Louise..." the man deadpans at the girl's foul mouth.

She puts her hands on her hips "Dad! Don't tell me you haven't seen a more beautiful dog!" 

"So she can stay?" Sam interrupts. "Oh, sorry." He pulls out his badge. "Agent Hanks and this is my partner Lonoff as well as our partner Arya."

"Oh uh," the owner looks from Sam to me, "yes of course, agents."

'Score!'

"I guess you three have already met my kids. I'm Bob, the owner if you didn't figure that out. I run this place with my wife Linda."

"Nice to meet you, I'm Sam and this is Dean." The two smile while shaking hands.

"So Bob, what's uh, what's the jig with that burger of the day shiz?" Dean points to the big chalk board on the wall near the counter.

"Oh that? I'm glad you asked! This is the board where I write puns for a special burger each day.  Today's the Something's NOT Fishy Burger, one hundred percent beef. It's my favorite from Lobsterfest."

"I'll take the special and a beer," Dean orders.

Sam looks up and smiles. "Just a beer and a side of fries for me, thanks." I bark from under the table. "Oh and a side of ranch." That makes me smile.

"You got it. Tina!" Tina comes out from the back and notices us. She starts staring intently at the two men. "Can you refill their condiment bottles?" She doesn't answer. "Tina?"

"Oh, right. Sure thing, Dad." The girl moves to our table and starts doing as told. "Hello again," she greets.

"Hey," Sam smiles and Dean just gives her a wink. After that, Tina goes still again.

'Is Dean working his magic again, seriously?!' I growl and bite his ankle. "Gah! Arya!" 

"Hehehe." 'That's what he gets!'

"ORDER UUUPP!" Louise's shrill high-pitched voice rings in my ears since my hearing is heightened as she rings the dinner bell.

"Louise! Stop that!" Bob's voice can be heard, too.

"Here you go, aaagents." Gene serves our food and Sam slips me my fries and ranch.

All of a sudden, as we were enjoying our food, Bunny Ears come out of nowhere and scoots next to Dean. We all look flabbergasted as she starts to speak. "Alright, I'm gonna cut to the chase. What case are you working and I wanna help!"

"Erm..." Sam looks as if he doesn't know what to say to this little girl. In hindsight, I wouldn't either.

"Look kid," Dean goes, "this stuff is serious work and strictly confidential."

"Are you sure you're FBI agents? They tend to not have pretty faces. Did I just say that?"

"Yeah you did," Tina pops up, "and I agree."

'Weird...'

My boys take out their badges and show them to the girls who nod in approval. "Well I still want to work with you! I can be helpful! Do you know the kind of praise I'd get at school if I worked with FBI agents on a case?! I mean come on! Nothing interesting ever happens in this town!"

'I like Louise...' I smile to myself, gobbling up my last fry.

"Look, Louise, right?" She nods. "We work with things that would give you nightmares, okay? Leave it to us and we'll be out of your town soon." With that, Sam stands up and says thanks for the meal.

"Oh, you're leaving already? I kinda wanted to share some more of my burgers of the day." Bob walks up with a binder. 'Oh gosh, run!'

Dean thought the same as I since he booked it, with me following close behind. Sam just sighs and apologizes for our behavior and hands the man a twenty and to keep the change.

As we leave, I notice Louise standing outside the door with a look on her face I can't decipher.


Next chapter will be the resolution of the case and what not. Also, I love Bob's Burgers and all the characters! Sorry you see didn't Linda in it, though, I didn't have an idea on how to put her in at the time. Maybe I'll put her in next chapter.

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