Gia:
This is what I have to wear.

Gia:
"Hey I can actually wear this also can this be my age play ddlg drug clothes but the pants will stay on."

The boss:
"Of course I do not mind at all as long as you guys get him so he can be my baby boy soon then I really don't care."

Gia:
"Don't worry would you mind if we mess up the places right."

The boss:
"Not at all, no."

Gia:
"Good thanks."

Announcer:
"Next up we have white snake yet she is from her mafia assistant days but that is all over now she is here to perform for you guys just this once so come on out white snake."

All man's:
"Whoo."

One man:
"She is so hot."

Another man:
"Oh I can't wait to get a private dance with her."

Gia:
As I was dancing my butt off in till Nathan gave me the sign which I know that it is time to put in more power into the dance.

After 2 pole dance later

Man who we need to take down:
"Hey, I want to have a private dance with you."

Gia:
"Well I am sorry but you have to wait for 2 hours because I have people who is waiting for me to dance with them." He is touch my bum.

Man who we need to take down:
"Well I don't want to wait for you I want you now."

Gia:
"Well I am sorry Sir but I think it is better if you wait."

Man who we need to take down:
"Well that is not happening."

Gia:
He covered my mouth and took me to a closet.

Man who we need to take down:
"Like I said to you before, I want my dance now."

Gia:
"Well would you like that."

Man who we need to take down:
"Oh I would."

Gia:
"Well then that is not happening NOW." Nathan came and his security guards. I fight the security guards and Nathan fights him.

Man who we need to take down:
"I will get you back soon I will."

Gia:
"Sure you will." Before he could go anywhere I kick him and he falls down. I got a wet cloth and put it in his mouth so he will sleep for an hour or so but unfortunately his man's left I wondered where.

The boss:
"Hey, is he ok?"

Gia:
"Yeah he will wake up in an hour or so you might want to take him home and put him into his new baby bed.

Nathan:
"You are having so much fun with this are you."

Gia:
"You know I like something like this."

Nathan:
"Do you ever think that you might be a little?"

Gia:
"Maybe I might, why would you ask that."

Nathan:
"Because maybe I might be a daddy."

Gia:
"If I have a daddy I hope he will still let me do this."

Nathan:
"And if I have a little of course I am going to let her do this."

Gia:
"Come on, we better clean up this mess and I will be your little one day."

Nathan:
"And I will be your daddy one day."

Gia:
"Maybe when we leave school."

Nathan:
"When we leave school it is."

Gia:
After we cleaned then we went home and slept and I got to keep the customer oh yeah.

6 hours later

Harry:
"Love time to wake up."

Gia:
"Morning Harry I am still mad at you."

Harry:
"Morning love and I know you are but I have breakfast for you but you were sleeping."

Gia:
That's what he thinks. "Yep I did, do you mind getting out?"

Harry:
"Oh right sorry."

Gia:
"So what do you want for breakfast Harry."

Harry:
"Whatever you make love."

Gia:
"Fine then let see what we have also you need to buy more food."

Gia:
Here is the recipe.

Ingredients
3 tbs olive oil
500 g potatoes (cubed)
1 onion (diced)
3 rashers bacon (chopped)
6 eggs
1/4 cup parsley (chopped)
1 cup salsa
8 tortillas

Method

1. In a large frying pan, heat the oil and cook the potatoes for about 10 minutes until golden and cooked through.

2. Add onion and bacon. Cook until the onion is translucent.

3. Crack the eggs over the pan and scramble until the eggs are cooked.

4. Toss in parsley. Serve egg and potato mixture with salsa sauce, wrapped in warmed tortillas.

Notes
You can make the filling for these ahead of time and re-heat

Gia:
And here is the second reprice.

Ingredients
1 banana (chopped,frozen,large)
1 cup baby spinach
1 cup coconut water
3 tbs shredded coconut (plus extra for topping)
1 cup frozen raspberries (plus extra for topping)
1/2 cup oats (plus extra for topping)

Method

1. Gather all ingredients.

2. Place all ingredients into the blender except for the toppings.

3. Blend until smooth and creamy (remember you need it to be a spoon-able consistency).

4. Pour into a bowl and top with extra berries, coconut and oats.

Notes
The ideal smoothie bowl has frozen banana for

Gia:
"Harry breakfast."

Harry:
"Coming love."

Gia:
"Ps I is everything that we had left so you need to go food shopping like today."

Harry:
"Ok I will go after I drop you off at school."

Gia:
"Ok."

After eating

Harry:
"Love, can you come to my room please."

Gia:
He wants me to ho their so he can feed me from his breasts oh that so so much fun. "Coming." I waited for a bit before I went.

Harry:
"Oh look who came, I thought you weren't coming."

Gia:
"I didn't want to but I am here."

Harry:
"Good now come here and sit on my lap."

Gia:
"Hold on Mr. Inpatient." I got on his bed and sit on his lap he lie me down and push my face to his nipple.

Harry:
"Stuck it love you need your milk."

Gia:
I took my mouth away from it. "No Harry."

Harry:
"You will listen to me right now and do it do you understand me do you now do as I say right now."

Gia:
"No Harry I will not."

Harry:
"Fine."

Gia:
Then he got my head and got it on his nipple again.

Harry:
"You will not leave my nipple in till you stuck and in till I tell you stop I do not care of you are late or if you what to leave you are not leaving in till you stuck on my nipple and get the milk from there I have been so patient with you now I have enough you do as I say right now."

Gia:
I wouldn't do it. He kept my head there while he plays on his phone. I look at the same and I have school in a bit.

Harry:
"I know you are looking at the time but like I said we are to leaving here in till you take the milk from both sides and I do not care if you are not hungry now stuck."

Gia.
I didn't do it. I saw my phone. I was about to take it when Harry got it.

Harry:
"Oh you want this you can't get it in till you stuck on it."

Gia.
Fine if he wants me to suck then I will suck.

Harey:
"Ow that hurt."

Gia:
I look at him then I stop.

Harry:
"Oh love it so ok that is normal please keep on taking the milk baby you need it."

Gia.
I didn't want to after I saw the hurt in his eyes.

Harry:
"Baby it is ok I will be fine I need to do this more so I can get used to it baby you need to and you will not be going to school in till you do so please love for me do it."

Gia:
I couldn't help it by see the sad and the hurt in his eyes so I did it even if I hate it.

Harry:
"Aww thank you for doing it again you didn't want to see Harry hurt did you see but love that wasn't so hard wasn't Harr is so proud of you yes he is."

Gia:
Oh you have no idea how hard that was even when he I was hurt once it was empty on his right I was about to leave when.

Harry:
"And where do you think that you are going? You still have the left side."

Gia:
"Can we stop, I took your bloody milk from your nipples now please just leave me alone I was you never adopted me." With that I got my phone and went. He kept on calling me but I didn't listen and I went to school.

Nathan:
"Hey what wrong he still mad that you want yo kill someone."

Gia:
"And I do like so bad."

Nathan:
"What happened honey."

Gia:
"Can I tell you later about it pumpkin."

Nathan:
"Of course you honey."

At lunch

Gia:
"What the hell is this?"

Nathan:
"What do you mean?"

Gia:
"Why the hell did Harry?"

Nathan:
"What happened?"

Gia:
"Harry put a baby bottle of his breast milk please drink it."

Nathan:
"Hell no."

Gia:
"Then what do we do?"

Nathan:
"I have an idea to give it to me." I gave it to him and he put it down the toilet.

Gia:
"I guess that will do."

Nathan:
"Come on, we have things to talk about."

Gia:
"I need you to be my psychologist when we talk."

Nathan:
"Got it.. so what up."

Gia:
"Umm I do, I tell you that Harry's breastfeeding have gotten out of hand."

Nathan:
"What do you mean?"

Gia:
"I was today he actually breastfed me today I don't think I can do this anymore. It is so hard. Almost don't want to live with him. All I want to do is go home to the orphanage."

Nathan:
"No you are not going to the orphanage."

Gia:
"What why?"

Nathan:
"Because we are going to talk to my dad and we are going to figure it out today and maybe you can talk to Harry about this."

Gia:
"I have tried and you know that so what else I can do like come on."

Nathan:
"I have an idea we can talk to my dad."

Gia:
"Last time we tried to talk to you dad all he did was breastfeed you and you know that due."

Nathan:
"I tell him to actually talk to you and then we see what you think."

Gia:
"I don't know if I can do this."

Nathan:
"I know you can please."

Gia:
"Fine I will try once more with your dad but if this doesn't work then I am going back."

Nathan:
"Ok thank you I will call him now."

Ring ring ring

Mr Jiff:
"Nathan, are you ok?"

Nathan:
"Yes dad I am ok I actually wanted to talk to you."

Mr Jiff:
"Ok about what."

Nathan:
"Gia."

Mr Jiff:
"Ok what about her."

Nathan:
"She actually drunk Harry milk and now she is going into stress attack she wants to go back to the orphanage I know her when she thinks she need to go back she would and I don't want her to go back please dad actually talk to her about these things not just breastfeed me she needs this."

Mr Jiff:
"Ok son I will pick the both of you guys up after school bye."

Nathan:
"See you and dad."

Mr Jiff:
"Yes."

Nathan:
"Thank you I actually don't want her to go back to the orphanage."

Mr Jiff:
"And she won't I will be make of that all that we need to do is try son."

Nathan:
"Yeah we do bye dad."

Mr Jiff:
"Bye son."

Nathan:
"Call Harry."

Gia:
"No, can you talk to him?"

Nathan:
"Fine."

Ring ring ring

Harry:
"Hello."

Nathan:
"Hey Harry this is Nathan I just want to ask you if Gia can come over to my house after school?"

Harry:
"Of course she can, she is still mad at me."

Nathan:
"Yep she is well bye Harry."

Harry:
"Thanks Nat"

Nathan:
"For what I didn't do nothing."

Harry:
"Yes you did, you called me and told me Nathan that's why you did."

Nathan:
"Oh right, anytime bye."

After school

Nathan:
"Ok let go."

Mr Jiff:
"Hey guys."

Nathan:
"Hey dad."

Gia:
"Hey Mr Jiff."

At their house

Mr Jiff:
"Nathan go up to your room and don't come back in till I told you got it."

Nathan.
"Yep."

Mr Jiff:
"Good now please leave... ok Gia let talk about breastmilk."

Gia:
"This is going to be weird."

Mr Jiff:
"What was that?"

Gia:
"Oh nothing, please go on."

Mr Jiff:
"So breastfeeding is so important so you can get all of the nutrition you need in your system so you can do things and don't get tired all the time and it protects against allergies, sickness, and obesity. It protects against diseases, like diabetes and cancer. It protects against infections, like ear infections. Also it makes us the people who are breastfeeding you to feel a connection to feel a bond so that is why we do it, also I want to breastfeed you just to see if you want to do it so what do you say."

Gia:
"So what do you see you say that Harry want to feel
connected to me but why?"

Mr Jiff:
"Because he adopts you and maybe he doesn't feel connected to you and he is worried you do only eat vegetables and nothing else so maybe that is why he is feeding you his milk because he loves you Gia now lies down."

Gia:
"What happens if I say no?"

Mr Jiff:
"That is not an option honey I am so sorry now please lie down on my lap."

Gia:
"But."

Mr Jiff:
"No buts now please."

Gia:
"Fine."

Mr Jiff:
"Now honey I know this feels weird because I am your best friend's dad and I am breastfeeding you but I am doing this for you and for Harry I know how much you don't want to do this but you gotta try now put your head on my nipple."

Gia:
"No."

Mr Jiff:
"I am not asking, I am telling you so do it."

Gia.
"No."

Mr Jiff:
"NOW GIA."

Gia:
I didn't do it like I did with Harry.

Mr Jiff:
"Fine then you will not do it after I told you after I you everything fine then I guess I have to force you."

Gia:
He got my head just like Harry did and put my head on his nipple. He opened my mouth and put it in his nipple.

Mr Jiff:
"I am sorry Gia I didn't want to do this but I said to."

Gia.
I didn't do anything. All I did was get up for my bag and run out of the house.

Nathan:
"Dad what happened."

Mr Jiff:
"Son, all I did was tell her then breastfeed her."

Nathan:
"Dad she is already scared and now you made her more scared that she ran out of the house. She texted me to tell you that she was sorry but she couldn't do this anymore."

Mr Jiff:
"What about me breastfeeding her? I know I am not going to do that again only if I am asked to which I hope will not happen."

Nathan:
"No dad she just couldn't look at you the same way but she understood that you are doing it for her thanks dad loves you."

Mr Jiff:
"Love you too, now come on to someone else who needs their milk."

Nathan:
"Me."

Mr Jiff:
"Yep."

Gia:
I ran home. I opened the door and went to Harry's room, got his 2 keys to open my door and went to my room and locked the door.

Harry:
That was weird. Gia came home crying, went upstairs to get something then went to her room and locked the door. "Gia love can you open the door please."

Gia:
"No Harry just leave me alone please for once is that all you can do."

Harry:
"No love, I can't do that."

Gia:
"And why not Harry why not."

Harry:
"Because I love you and I am not leaving you."

Gia:
"Harry please."

Harry:
"No love opens the door right now."

Gia:
"Nope."

Harry:
"Fine then."

Gia:
I know he will be looking for the keys but what he does not know is that I have them.

Harry:
She will not open the door then I will open it for her now where are they. I remember I put them right here on my bedside table but it is not there oh I know she took it. "Hey love I know that you took my keys."

Gia:
"Yeah I did, I know you were going to look for them if I didn't open the door for you so I took them Ps hide them in a better spot next time due."

Harry:
"All I want to do is help you so please talk to me."

Gia:
"Harry I have been trying to talk to you about this for 3 days now and you have not listen once so how do I know that you will actually listen this time ha."

Harry:
"I deserve that."

Gia:
"Yeah you did."

Harry:
"But if you open the door I will listen this time."

Gia:
"I don't know Harry."

Harry:
"Can I come in love please."

Gia:
"Fine, come in."

Harry:
"Wait, the door was open the whole time."

Gia:
"Hope it was open when you went to look for the keys."

Harry:
"Ok love tell me what happened at Nathan house."

Gia:
"Well one I am very upset that you put this in my bag like really Harry."

Harry:
"Yeah about that I am sorry but you drink it."

Gia:
"Nope I 'll dump it down the toilet."

Harry:
"Love that my milk."

Gia:
"Oh I know."

Harry:
"Never mind what happened at Nathan's."

Gia:
"Well after I told Nathan what you have done to me today I told him that I want to go back and live in the orphanage again but he wouldn't let me he said to go to his dad and his dad will explain everything to me which he did and he also breastfed me the same way you did to me and I and I."

Harry:
"What love?"

Gia:
"I couldn't take it anymore since you first told me about it. I couldn't do it Harry this is a lot, Harry I can't take it anymore please stop doing it, please." I cry and yell. I wanted to punch something but I didn't.

Harry:
"Shh love shh love I understand so that why I made a plan when you were at school today I know today was your breaking point and I know that you can't do it anymore so we will try something."

Gia:
"Like what."

Harry:
"Well like we will use a baby bottle of my breastmilk without the lid for one week then the next week later we will try it with the nipple and the after that week we will try my breasts."

Gia:
"But with just your milk it will taste like milk."

Harry:
"That is true, how about we put some fruits in it but what kind of fruits love"

Gia:
"Can we place raspberries and blackberries please."

Harry:
"Of course love, see it was not that hard was it."

Gia:
"Why didn't you listen to me before but Harry."

Harry:
"I was trying not to but I shouldn't have. I know how much this upset you and I am sorry I love you but."

Gia:
"Yeah I love you too but please don't try this again."

Harry:
"I will not do it again, love."

Gia:
"Thank you Harry."

Harry:
"Now come on, let go and make it."

Gia:
"Wait what."

Harry:
"Don't worry about love now, come on."

Gia:
"Ok I am coming."

Harry:
"Can you please get the raspberries and blackberries out for me please?"

Gia:
"Yep."

Harry:
"Thank you love now we put them into the blender in till it turns to milk."

Gia:
"Would they still be raspberries and blackberries because you didn't put in milk? It will not go to milk."

Harry:
"I know love holds on."

Gia:
"Now but I bit my milk into theirs... good job love you did only put in one drop did you."

Harry:
"Yes I did."

Gia:
"Now we wait for about a minute."

An minute later

Harry:
"Look at that love now please go to the living room behind the couch and I will be there soon with the milk."

Gia:
I still don't know about this but I am happy that Harry is listening to me for once.

Harry:
"Hey love look who is a good girl and listen to Harry do you want your milk?"

Gia:
"Yes please mum."

Harry:
"It is Harry now, please say Harry or no milk for you."

Gia:
"Please Harry."

Harry:
"That batter love... ok now games it over now put your head on my chest don't worry my shirt will still be on all you have to do is put your head on my chest.. yes love like that now I am going to hold this bottle and put it in your mouth and you will hold my hands like you are doing it ok."

Gia:
"Yep."

Harry:
"Are you ready?"

Gia:
"Harry, I am scared."

Harry:
"I know love but we will both do it again first. How about that."

Gia:
"What do you mean?"

Harry:
"I made some for myself because I know you would be scared and we drink it again first then you will put your head on my chest yeah."

Gia:
"Fine."

Harry:
"Are you ready for it love?"

Gia:
"Yep."

Harry:
"Ok in."

Gia and Harry:
"3 2 1."

Gia:
We both drink the milk. "Wow Harry the milk is actually really good."

Harry:
"Wow love you did not think it was going to be good did you."

Gia:
"Nope, not really.. Can we try the thing that you were talking about from before?"

Harry:
"Of course we can love ok your head on my chest like that good girl are you ready for the milk now."

Gia:
"Yep."

Harry:
"Good now here drink."

Gia:
"I will drink if I get to do it to you after."

Harry:
"Of course you can."

Gia:
"I know you are saying not in your head Harry."

Harry:
"How did you know that love?"

Gia:
"Oh Harry I just know." I put my head on Harry's chest and started drinking the milk. Harry holding the milk I put my hands on top is his and he starts playing with my hair.

Harry:
"See love everything will work out you know that right all you have to do is talk to me and I will listen."

Gia:
I look at him when he said that he would listen.

Harey:
"Ok I will try and listen more I am so proud of you love you are drinking it I am so happy I love you so much love yes I do oh yes I do."

After a couple of minutes later

Gia:
"Harry can I stop now."

Harry:
"Of course you can love you drunk half of a bottle let try a quarter of a bottle next ha love."

Gia:
"Thank Harry for listening to me this time."

Harey:
"I know that I have upset you but I am all new to this love and I am trying my best."

Gia:
"I know you are Harry and that all I am asking but when I told you something just please try to listen."

Harry:
"I will now go and make food."

Gia:
"Sir yes sir but first sir I need to give you your milk."

Harry:
"But."

Gia:
"No buts Mr Styles now come over here."

Harry:
"Is that how I was with you?"

Gia:
"Yep you were and I didn't like it at all now coming over here or else I will not make you food even if you try me."

Harry:
"Ok love hold on I am coming."

Gia:
"See Mr Styles that was not hard now was it."

Harry:
"No it wasn't."

Gia.
"Good now I will go and make food." Here is the recipe and we are making easy cheesy 2-minute noodles in joy.

10m prep
10m cook
4 servings

Ingredients:
1 tbsp extra virgin olive oil
20g butter
1 brown onion, finely chopped
4 middle bacon rashers, trimmed, roughly chopped
1 tbsp plain flour
4 x 72g packets Maggi 2 Minute Noodles Chicken Flavour
2 cups milk
1 cup frozen peas
1 cup grated Devondale Colby Cheese Block (500g)
1/4 cup fresh flat-leaf parsley leaves, chopped
1 tsp lemon zest

Step 1
Heat oil and butter in a large, deep frying pan over medium-high heat. Add onion and bacon. Cook, stirring occasionally, for 5 minutes or until onion softens. Transfer 2 tablespoons onion mixture to a small bowl. Cover to keep warm.

Step 2
Add flour and 2 of the chicken flavour sachets from noodles to pan (discard remaining flavour sachets). Cook, stirring, for 1 minute. Reduce heat to medium. Gradually stir in milk and 2 cups water. Bring to a simmer. Add noodles. Cook, stirring occasionally to break up noodles, for 2 minutes or until noodles are tender.

Step 3
Add peas and cheese. Cook for a further 1 to 2 minutes or until peas are bright green and tender. Add parsley and lemon zest to reserved onion mixture. Season with salt and pepper. Toss to combine.

Step 4
Remove noodles from heat. Sprinkle with onion mixture. Serve.

Gia:
And that is how you do it. "Harry dinner."

Harry:
"Coming love wow love that look good."

Gia:
"Well thank you very much."

Harry:
"Well then love let eat."

This morning

Man who we need to take down:
Where the f am I.

The boss:
"Good morning baby how was your sleep did you have a nice sleep."

Man who we need to take down:
"And who the f are you and why am I here."

The boss:
"Bad boy we do not say those words in his house bad baby bad boy."

Man who we need to take down:
"I can talk however I want but who the hell are you?"

The boss:
"Well baby I am your dad."

Man who we need to take down:
"No you're not my dad who died when I was 8."

The boss:
"No I didn't silly boy I am right here now come on let go and get you change then we get some food in that tummy of your yeah do you want yum yum will that make the baby happy."

Man who we need to take down:
"And who do you think you are? There is no way in hell that I am going to eat your food."

The boss:
"Oh no baby we do not say that word ever now come on let change you."

Man who we need to take down:
"What do you mean by let's change me?"

The boss:
"Well you will find out soon baby."

Man who we need to take down:
"What the hell, why are we at a changing table?"

The boss:
"Because baby you need to change."

Man who we need to take down:
"What if you put me in an f diaper?"

The boss:
"Yes I did baby because baby you baby do not use the bathroom you use it in your diaper."

Man who we need take down:
"No stop, don't touch me."

The boss:
"Aww is the baby mad but I am the dad yeah and I am touching you when you like it or not now come on let go and eat your breakfast."

Man who we need to take down:
"No, I told you I am not eating your food."

The boss:
"Fine then how about you have a bottle then."

Man who need ro take down:
"What do you mean by that?"

The boss:
Aww my baby is so cute now I am carrying him to the kitchen. I sat him down in his high chair while I went and made his bottle. "Come on baby let go and get something in your tummy yeah let do it."

Man who we need to take down:
"I already told you I didn't want anything in my stomach."

The boss:
"Well you are getting it no matter how you understand me."

Man who we need to take down:
"No I do not and I am not going to take it."

The boss:
"Fine go and play."

Man who we need to take down:
Agh what am I going to do wait I now know what to do.

Ring ring ring

Cary:
"Hello."

The boss:
"Hey Cary what are you doing right now?"

Cray:
"Noting why."

The boss:
"I got a new little son but he does not want to do anything even if I am feeding him."

Cray:
"Maybe he is lactose tolerant. Did you ask him before you want to have him milk and I think you should call her and ask her."

The boss:
"Not yet I want to try and do this by myself."

Cray:
"Well good luck with that, call me if you need anything or when you do finally call her I want to see her again."

The boss:
"Yeah that is not happening bye."

Cray:
"Bye."

The boss:
"Hey baby."

Man who we need to take down:
"What do you want now?"

The boss:
"Are you lactose tolerant?"

Man who we need to take down:
"Yes I am, why do you ask?"

The boss:
"Well then we better get you dress baby we are going to the shops

Man who we need to take down:
"If I am going to the shop with you then can I wear my normal clothes?"

The boss:
"Fine, just this once now let you and get you change."

Man who we need to take down:
"No thanks I can get change by myself."

The boss:
"No you are a baby you do not get dressed by yourself."

Man who we need to take down:
"I am a 28 year old man and I am a mafia boss. I don't need you to change, no I am going to go and change myself."

The boss:
"No, you're not now, let go and get you changed."

After he got change

The boss:
"Come on baby let go and get your shoes on but first let me have breakfast then we will go ok and let your daddy get change first."

Man who we need to take down:
Finally he is out of my state now I can get out of here now let go and see how maybe I can go through the front door.

The security machine:
"Baby out baby out."

The boss:
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU THINK THAT YOU WERE GOING DID YOU THINK OF LEAVING ME WELL I WILL MAKE SURE THAT DOES NOT HAPPEN.. now come here."

The man who we need to take down:
"No I am coming to you."

The boss:
"I said now."

The man who we need to take down:
"Fine you b."

The boss:
"Again we do not say those words in this house.. now you get 20 with my hands then another 20 with my belt."

Smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack Smack smack smack smack smack smack

The boss:
"Aww look at your bum sore red just the way I like it so baby I don't want to punish you but I have to and if you leave I will be doing this a lot."

Smack smack smack smack smack smack

The boss:
"You will need me soon and I will make sure of it."

The man who we need to take down:
"And I will leave and I will make sure of it you b."

The boss:
"Ok then now 20 with my belt."

Wrecked wrecked wrecked wrecked wrecked wrecked wrecked wrecked wrecked wrecked wrecked wrecked

The boss:
"Do you need a break baby?"

Yeah man who we need to take down:
"No you b."

The boss:
"Good then."

Wrecked wrecked wrecked wrecked wrecked wrecked wrecked wrecked

The boss:
"Now what would I make baby do you know."

Man who we need to take down:
"No I do not know you idiot."

The boss:
"How about easy huevos rancheros would you like taht."

Man who we need to take down:
"No you stupid."

The boss:
"Good well I am making it anyways." Here is the recipe for you all.

Man who we need to take down:
"Do you really think anyone would want that?"

The boss:
"Yes they would now shh you."

15m prep
30m cook
4 servings

Ingredients
1 tbsp extra virgin olive oil
1 red onion, finely chopped
2 garlic cloves, crushed
1 tsp ground cumin
1 tsp smoked paprika
2 small zucchini, halved lengthways, thickly sliced
1 red capsicum, deseeded, sliced
400g can cherry tomatoes
1 tbsp no-added-salt tomato paste
4 eggs
1⁄2 avocado, sliced
Fresh coriander sprigs, to serve
4 (38g each) slices whole grain sourdough bread, toasted

Step 1
Heat oil in a non-stick frying pan over medium heat. Add onion and cook, stirring, for 5 minutes or until softened. Add garlic, cumin and paprika. Cook, stirring, for 1 minute or until aromatic. Add zucchini and capsicum. Cook, stirring, for 3 minutes or until it begins to soften. Stir in tomatoes, tomato paste and 60ml (1 ⁄4 cup) water. Bring to the boil then reduce heat to low. Simmer, partially covered, for 10 minutes or until the sauce thickens slightly.

Step 2
Use the back of a spoon to make 4 indents in the mixture. Carefully crack an egg into each indent. Cover pan and gently simmer for 5-10 minutes or until eggs are cooked to your liking. Top with avocado and coriander. Season. Serve with toast.

The boss:
"Do you want to eat baby? We are not going to get you food in till we go shopping so it is better if you eat now."

The man who we need to take down:
"No, I am good."

The boss:
"Fine yeah you are missing out."

After he ate

The boss:
"Come on baby, it is time to go."

The man who we need to take down:
"No, I want to stay here."

The boss:
"Why so you can get out hell no I am not letting you out of where I can't see you now let go."

The man who we need to take down:
"No, like I said I am not going."

The boss:
"Fine, then you have no choice."

The man who we need to take down:
"What do you mean?"

The boss:
"Well.. this is what I mean." I carried him to the car.

The man who we need to take down:
"No, I am not sitting in that thing."

The boss:
"Oh yes you are and you gave me no choice now sit down."

The man who we need to take down:
"No, I am not sitting down."

Yeh boss:
"And why not."

The man who we need to take down:
"Because that is for a baby."

The boss:
"And you are one now stop this and sit down:

The man who we need to take down:
"No I am not doing it like I said before."

The boss:
"You will do as I said right now."

The man who we need to take down:
"No I am not."

The boss:
"I SAID SIT DOWN NOW."

The man who we need to take down:
"And I said no."

The boss:
"You will do as I say right now young man."

The man who we need to take down:
"I am not a young man."

The boss:
"Yes you are now, do as I said."

The man who we need to take down:
"And what happens if I don't."

The boss:
"Fine then." I kicked him and got him into his car seat then I buckled him in now off we go he should be asleep in till we get there I hope.

At the age play shop for littles

The am who we need to take down:
"Mm where am I and why in the hell am I here hello get me out."

The boss:
"Well baby did you have a nice sleep baby."

Man who we need to take down:

"It was good. Thank you now, where are we and why am I here."

The boss:
"Like I said before, baby we are in the shops. I will be back, stay here like a good boy and do not get out and if you do then trust me I will know."

Now that he is gone, let 's try this again. I go through his seat and open the door and now all I can hear is this but it opens and I get out.

Lady:
"Hey little boy, where is your daddy?"

"I don't have one."

Lady:
"But you do or else you would not be here."

The man who we need to take down:
"I am a grown man, I do not need anyone."

Lady:
"Well really because we all need someone in our life trust me I know."

The man who we need to take down:
"Well I don't know bye."

Lady:
"Bye."

Try man who we need to take down:
Now how to get out oh that right from there.

The boss:
"Hold it young man."

The man who we need to take down:
"Who are you."

The boss.
"Yeah it's me now why in."

The man who we need to take down:
"There is no way in the world I am getting in that."

The boss:
"Why not baby you can't walk and you need to get in this stroller right now."

The man who we need to take down:
"No."

The boss:
"Fine."

After shopping

The boss:
"Now you stay right here while I go and get these away."

The man who we need to take down:
"Actually I will not be taking me home right now."

The boss:
"Oh I don't think so BOYS NOW."