You stand in the middle of Aberdeen, Scotland. You're having a very bad day today. You lost your job and your boyfriend/girlfriend dumped you. Suddenly a strange man with floppy hair and a bow tie races up to you.
"Hello, Miss! How are you today?" He cheerfully says. He is annoying you.
"Who the devil are you?!" You snap at him.
"Who are you?" The strange man pries.
"I asked you first!" You shout at him, getting extremely irritable. You normally aren't so rude, but today you are in an exceptionally bad mood.
You think of a comeback almost immediately, "If a stranger walks up to me and wants to know who I am, I think it's my right as a person to know the name of that stranger before that particular strange man knows my name."
"Good point. I'm called The Doctor," the man now called The Doctor smiles.
"Doctor who?" You ask, confused.
He grins brightly, "Just The Doctor."
You roll your eyes, "I feel bad for you, Bow-Tie."
"Why?!" He scrunches his nose.
"Because your parents must've hated you!" You eye him, looking disgusted at him.
"Oi!" He shouts, scanning you with his light up wand.
"What are you doing? And what's that stupid blinking thing you're waving around?"
"Scanning you. Its my sonic screwdriver and it is not stupid," he pouts.
"A screwdriver... What're you gonna do? Put up a cabinet?" You laugh, rolling your eyes again.
"Don't dis the sonic!" He shouts at you. You raise an eyebrow.
"How is it sonic?" You scoff.
"Wanna hear?" He jumps. You eye his enormously large chin that actually looks amazing on him.
"No thanks, Chinny," you stare it it.
"My chin in perfectly fine!"
You laugh, "You could poke an eye out."
"Yeah, well your nose is pointy!" He flicks your nose.
"You wanna fence, Chinny?!" You feel his chin.
"In all my years (and there's over 1,200 years), even my enemies aren't as rude and offensive as you are!" He frowns, making a frown look hilarious.
"So what?...... You don't seem that old. You only look around 30."
"Thank you. Anyway let me cut to the chase. You want to travel with me?" He looks hopefully into your eyes.
"Travel with you?" You laugh, "How would we travel?"
"Anywhere in time and space!" He motions to a 1960s British Police Box.
"Is this some kind of joke? Am I being messed with?" You yell. Everyone around looks at you like you're crazy.
"Why would it be a joke? I'm completely serious! Wait... no I'm not. Rule #27: Never knowingly be serious. Just... Come in my Tardis," the man seemed even more insane and mad by the minute.
"What on Earth is a Tardis?" You ask.
"It's an acronym! It stands for Time And Relative Dimension In Space. T-A-R-D-I-S. It's a time and space machine. Come along," he pauses for a mo, "kid."
You decide that you don't really care, "Whatever, just prove it, Chinny."
The Doctor looks at the doors and opens them inward although the left door clearly states, Pull To Open, "Fine. Step inside. But first... Whats your name?"
You smirk at him, "[Your Name,] Now let's go, Time-Boy."