A/N: Any shortcuts such as "u" and "brb", or wrong grammar are/is only used because this is set on computers and phones. That isn't my actual writing, I am much more punctual than that!

Prompt: The (10th) Doctor and Rose attempt to private chat on Facebook, but they end up going to a public room by accident... Whoops?

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The 10th Doctor has logged on.

Rose Tyler has logged on.

Rose: Doctor? Is this working?

10th Doctor: Of course it is, don't be foolish Rose. I'm very good with computers- you know that.

Rose: Oh, sure, like the time you accidentally hacked into America's secret government files for no reason!

10th Doctor: I told you not to mention that again.

Rose: Too bad. So sad.

10th Doctor: :( Can we talk about something else?

Rose: Okay, what about... We talk about us.

10th Doctor: W-what do you mean, us? 

Rose: I... I dunno. Sometimes we seem like best mates, and then we're just- I dunno, mad at each other.

10th Doctor: Oh. Well if you wanted to leave then you could have said so...

Rose: I never said I wanted to go! I love it here with you, in fact I wish I wasn't at mum's right now so we could go somewhere... Where are you anyways?

10th Doctor: Time Vortex. Not much to do when you're not here.

Rose: Aww... :)

10th Doctor: What are you "aww"-ing me for?!

Rose: I think it's cute when you say things like that.

Captain Jack Harkness has logged on.

Jack: Ooh... What are you two up to? Dancing?

Rose: JACK!!

10th Doctor: What?? How did you get on here?!

Jack: You made it public. Anyone can join.

Rose: DOCTOR!!

10th Doctor: Not my fault!

Amy Pond has logged on.

Rose: Who're you? 

Amy: Sorry... My Doctor told me not to say anything, sorry. Kept talking about- what was it again? Paradoxes. 

Rose: Alright then... Am I still with him?

Amy: Can't say!

10th Doctor: How do I make this private?

Jack: So, Doctor, you and Rose are gonna do something on you own? I'll leave. Have fun!

Captain Jack Harkness has logged off.

Rose: Sometimes I feel like punching him... And hugging him at the same time.

10th Doctor: I know! He's brilliant, yet... Inappropriate.

Amy: I think we should have some more people join. Be right back!

Amy Pond has invited the 11th Doctor, Rory Williams and River Song to the conversation.

Rose: Oh, great...

10th Doctor: No! Please don't invite any others!

Amy: Too late!

River Song has logged on.

River: Hello, sweeties.

Amy: I suppose... We're going to have to use that memory thing on them later, right Melody?

Rose: Melody? Who's Melody?

River: Me, Sweetie. And yes, mum... They obviously can't remember this.

The 11th Doctor has logged on.

10th Doctor: Here it comes... Meeting my future self. Haven't done that in awhile.

11th Doctor: Oi! Don't be so grumpy, you're the one with the converse.

Amy: But you're the one with the bow tie and fez, Doctor.

Rose: Bow tie?  Fez? Doctor, I need to come over there and sort your wardrobe.

River: Always wanted to do that.

Rory Williams has logged on.

Rory: Erm... Hello?

Amy: Hi, honey.

River: Hey dad.

10th Doctor: My future seems so complicated... Am I travelling with a family? I said I would never do domestics...

11th Doctor: They're not like a normal family. And we're never domestic!

Rory: True.

Rose: What is everyone doing here, though? I thought that me and The Doctor would be together until I died. Unless... I did already?

*No one replies for a long time*

Rose: 'Ello?

11th Doctor: We get separated. And I... I didn't tell you that I-

10th Doctor: Zip it. That's for me to tell her.

11th Doctor: Well, you never did!

The 9th Doctor has logged on.

9th Doctor: If you idiots aren't gonna say it, then I will! I love you Rose.

Rose: ...What?!

10th Doctor: It's... It's true. 

11th Doctor: I always have... Even if I do have River now.

River: I'll leave all of you alone...

Amy: Me too, I'm out.

Rory: Me three. Sorry.

River Song, Amy Pond and Rory Williams have logged off.

Rose: I don't believe it... If you want to say it, then tell it to my face!

Rose Tyler has logged off.

9th Doctor: Nice going.

10th Doctor:  Like you helped! I'm supposed to tell her.

11th Doctor: You didn't though.

The 12th Doctor has logged on.

12th Doctor: WILL YOU PUDDING BRAINS JUST GET OVER YOURSELVES AND TELL HER ALREADY! 

The 12th Doctor has logged off.

10th Doctor: That was... Weird.

11th Doctor: I thought... How does he exist?

9th Doctor: No clue... 

Captain Jack Harkness has logged on.

Jack: Hey, Doctor... Can I play along with you and Rose?

9th Doctor: What did I say?!

10th Doctor: GET OUT.

11th Doctor: Let's just go...

The 9th Doctor, The 10th Doctor and The 11th Doctor have logged off.

Jack: :( Nobody loves me...

ALL THE FANGIRLS have logged on.

Fangirls: We love you, Jack!!

Jack: Woah, woah, ladies. One at a time!

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-@Bad_Wolf_Rose