A/N Hello my dear readers!

I hope you are all alright, stay safe!

Here is a chatroom with the Avengers being turned into cats by Loki and the reader has to bargain her way out of it.

Hope you enjoy!

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Y/N opened a chatroom

Y/N invited Thor.

Thor logged on.

Thor: Lady Y/N, it is a pleasant surprise to greet you on this room chat!

Y/N: Hello Thor, do you know the whereabouts of Loki? I think he tricked again.

Thor: My brother is in my presence and well.

Y/N: Are you sure? Because I have a black cat with me which has the same eyes than Loki's. And I'm pretty sure he understands what I'm saying. Besides, he's the master of illusions. He could trick you.

Thor invited Doctor Strange.

Doctor Strange logged on.

Doctor Strange: What happened this time?

Thor: Can you find the location of my brother, magician of Midgard?

Doctor Strange: He's with Y/N under a feline appearance. Shall I be worried?

Y/N: I knew it! Why is he like this though? Is something wrong?

Thor: Do you wish me to come? Stay away from knives, please.

Doctor Strange posted a picture after portalling his way to Y/N's room '' Lokitty on Y/N's laps looking at me with a smug''

Thor: Brother! You are in the Avengers Tower, where are my fellow Midgardians?

Y/N: I've noticed the tower is quite silent since Loki appeared. F.R.I.D.A.Y?

F.R.I.D.A.Y: All the Avengers are currently turned into a cat form, shall I lead them to your room?

Y/N: What?! Yes, do it, please.

Doctor Strange posted a picture 'Y/N scolding Lokitty by raising it in the air... Lokitty seems angry now'

Thor: The sun is getting real low, calm down. Real low.

Y/N: I'm not the Hulk! Now your brother is gone and cats invaded my room!

Doctor Strange: Don't you like cats?

Loki logged on.

Loki: If you want your ' friends' to turn back to normal, you have to grant me wishes.

Y/N: How many wishes and what kind?

Loki: For one cat, I have one wish.

Y/N: Strange! Can you help me with your magic?

Doctor Strange: oghvbqdw ocp^l ipuhabgn,z;Lcfjgnwdvc

Y/N: You turned him into a cat too. Alright, Loki, what is your first wish? And then you turn Stephen back to his form.

Loki: Wear my colours, my Lady and I shall turn your magician back to his self. There is a dress on your bed.

Y/N: Fine. Let me move the cats, they're all trying to climb on me.

Doctor Strange posted a picture '' Y/N with an emerald dress surrounded by cats''

Doctor Strange: Thank you, I'll be on my way.

Doctor Strange left the chat.

Y/N: You could have helped me Stephen..... can I have Peter back?

Loki: My second wish will be: kneel before me.

Y/N: I know you are royalty, but do you have an obsession with people kneeling before you?

Loki: Do as I say, or stay with the cats.

Loki posted a picture '' Your rightful place''

Loki: Is that Tony on your shoulder?

Y/N: Yes and Steve on my left, and I think it's Nat on my head. It looks like I have a cat army.

Y/N posted a picture '' Cat army, attack Loki!''

Peter: Y/N? Are you okay? I just want to say, you were very nice to me when I was a cat and you really do have soft hands.

Y/N: Thank you, Peter.

Loki: Clever mortal, using my tricks against me. I like it. My third wish is ...

Y/N: No, that's it. If you wanted attention, just say so Loki. You don't have to do all that to make me take care of you.

Loki: I don't?

Y/N: Of course not, you are part of the team. And you're my friend. So tell me what do you want?

Loki: Can I have a hug and braid your hair?

Y/N: As soon as you turn them back, I will.

Loki: Done. Come find me in my room.

Peter: Y/N, I think Mister Loki is flirting with you?

Y/N and Loki left the chat.

The Avengers logged on.

Tony: I was a cat!

Steve: We all were, Tony.

Bucky: It wasn't that bad, I've been through worse.

Tony: Of course you did! You killed my parents!

Steve: Tony!

Bucky: I want to be a cat again and be pet by Y/N.

Bucky logged off.

Steve: Did you have to remind him of his deeds? Don't you think he regrets enough?!

Clint: I was the hunter of the bird. Sam, how do you feel?

Sam: I tried to act like a bird and I purred.....

Thor: My mortal friends! I am delighted of your wellness, please do not harm Loki, he is in safe hands with Lady Y/N.

Tony: Is there something between the two?

Thor: Possibly.

Tony: Shall we find out?

Steve: No, you do not interfere in Y/N's life!

Tony kicked Steve out of the chatroom.

Nat: He is right, but there is no stopping you. You do know, you could find them in a compromising position, right?

Tony: Why is that?

Nat: Did you see the dress he made her wear?

Nat logged off.

Thor: I shall follow you, Brother Stark.

A/N: Any thoughts?