A/N: Hello my dear readers!

I hope you all enjoy your summer holidays. I am sorry for the long delay, but I'm back for new adventures *cough cough* stories.

So here is a small chatroom to make you laugh.

Hope you like it.

Please leave a vote or a comment.

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Hulk opened a chatroom.

Hulk invited Y/N to the chat.

Y/N logged on.

Y/N : Hum. Bruce? Why is your name « Hulk»?

Hulk : I am Hulk.

Y/N : How did you find a phone big enough for your hands?

Hulk : Stark made it for me. He is no match for my smash.

Y/N : The Hulkbuster did stop you.

Hulk : Pff, Hulk is stronger.

Y/N : If you say so. What can I do for you, Hulk?

Hulk : Hulk wants .... a mate.

Y/N : ....

Y/N : And, you are saying this because?

Hulk : Hulk chose you.

Tony invited himself on the chat.

Tony : Why is Y/N as pale as a ghost, Bruce? She looks on the verge to pass out.

Hulk : Bruce is gone, Hulk is here.

Tony : I knew it was a bad idea to build you a phone.

Hulk : Hulk will smash you.. again.

Tony : No, you won't.

Hulk : Puny human.

Y/N : Do I have a say in this?

Hulk : No. Hulk chose you and will have you.

Y/N was disconnected.

Tony : Hulk, release Y/N this instant! She's not yours!

Hulk : Who does she belong to? Hulk will fight whoever wants my mate!

Tony invited the Avengers.

The Avengers logged on.

Tony : Pointbreak, I need you to save Y/N from the Hulk.

Thor : As much as I care about Lady Y/N, this fight will not end well for me. I must decline and preserve my dignity.

Tony : So the Hulk is the strongest Avenger?

Thor : ....

Tony : Strange ! Do your magic thing.

Stephen : Y/N is capable of handling herself.

Tony : You wouldn't say that if you had seen the Hulk. Cap ?

Steve : I may have the super serum, but even Hulk is stronger than me.

Tony : Romanoff ? Maximoff ?

Wanda : Do you want a repeat of last time? I won't bear the destruction of cities.

Natasha : I'm an assassin, not a matchmaker. My lullaby won't work, Hulk is far more in control than Bruce right now.

Tony : Vision then?

Vision : His strength is unmatched, and his condition is pushing out the limits of the human body to its maximum. To begin a fight with the Hulk would end in chaos and destruction.

Tony : Fine, last resort. Loki?

Loki : Why should I accept your request, Man of Iron?

Tony : Well, you could save Y/N and be defeated by the Hulk a second time but you will regain everybody's trust again.

Loki : You do know to face the Hulk is a painful encounter, right?

Tony : A couple broken bones never hurt anyone.

Loki : Make it a hundred broken bones and come back to me without batting an eyelash.

Tony : Anyone?

Sam : I don't want to die.

Scott : No, thank you.

Tony : Right, the end justifies the means.

Tony invited Thanos on the chat.

Thanos logged on.

Thanos : Stark.

Tony : Can you scare the Hulk so we could have Y/N back in one piece?

Thanos : Choose. Hulk or Y/ N? Who will live for a greater end? Is the universe worth your partner?

Tony kicked Thanos out of the group chat.

Tony : Nevermind, I'll do it myself.

A couple hours later.

Y/N logged on again.

Y/N : Thank you, Tony, for once being a non-selfish hero and faced the Hulk. Rest In Peace.....

Bruce logged on.

Bruce :I killed Tony Stark ?!

Y/N : I am kidding! No, he's alive, he's just resting in a hospital bed with ... a dozen broken bones with Loki snickering at his whining. I think he's enjoying this way too much.

Bruce :....

Y/N : Bruce?

Y/N : Banner?

Y/N : Brucey?

Hulk : Mate!

Y/N : Oh oh.

Y/N : Code Green!

All the Avengers logged off.

Y/N : Guys? Help me out, please?

Hulk : Hulk is coming for you.

Y/N : I will smash you.

Hulk : Hulk is stronger.

Y/N : Y/N is the strongest Avenger!

Hulk logged off.

Y/N : I'm in trouble, right?

Y/N: Hulk, let's fight!

A/N: Would the reader defeat Hulk? What do you think?