A/N: Hello again!

Another one with the reader making fun of them.

Hope you'll like.

PS: I do not own the picture, it was on Pinterest.

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Doctor Strange logged on.

Doctor Strange invited Y/N, Wong,Tony, Steve, Clint, Thor, Loki, Natasha and Bruce.

Stephen : Where is my Cloak ?!

Y/N : I do not know.

Natasha : Isn't it... alive?

Stephen : It's irrelevant! Who took it?

Tony : Haha, he can't take care of a relic, how are you supposed to raise children ?!

Thor : Does Brother Stephen and Lady Y/N having a baby ?! That is wonderful news, I shall fetch presents !

Loki : Oh dear me, it would be so chaotic.

Stephen ; What ? No ! We 're not having children!

Y/N : Hum hum.

Stephen : Yet!

Y/N : Better.

Steve : Where is my shield ? Has anyone seen it ?

Tony : Nope .

Bucky logged on.

Bucky : Are you coming or not ?

Steve : I can't find my shield, Buck.

Bucky : You should place a GPS on it.

Bucky logged off.

Natasha:That is actually a good idea.

Tony : My suit ! My baby ! It's been tortured, mortified, torn apart ! Who did this to my suit !

Clint : What is it exactly ?

Tony : It doesn't have legs anymore !

Thor : That is humorous, Brother Tony.

Tony : I am dead serious, Point Break.

Thor : Oh, take a deep breath, you'll be still alive. Besides, you can still do things even without legs, like... like... being cared by beautiful caretakers.

Y/N : Thor, it's irony. Tony is very well alive and it's his suit which was broken with no legs anymre, not Tony.

Loki : My brother takes everything litteraly. You can say jump and he will.

Thor : You called me brother , Loki! This is a wonderful day !

Loki :No, Thor ! Don't come closer ! Someone get him off me ! Now !

Natasha : Nah, I like the distressful look on Loki's face.

Clint : You're evil Nat.

Steve : Now, now, we still don't who took my shield and Tony's suit legs.

Stephen : And my cloak !

Natasha : I warn the one who took my precious guns and holsters, once I find you : You. Are. Dead !

Natasha logged off.

Tony : God ,she's pissed !

Clint : I 'm going to hide in the vents while she stormed off.

Bruce : It seems their is a thief in our walls.

Y/N : No shit Sherlock !

Stephen and Tony : John !

Clint : What the hell just happened ?

Y/N : Paralell universe I would say. And some counter effects on their minds.

Loki : Who dared to take my helmet ?

Bruce : The thief stroke striked again. It is fast.

Y/N : Could it be Pietro ?

Tony : Or it could be Reindeer Games. He is the god of Mischief and loves to play pranks !

Bruce : Why would he prank himself ?

Tony : To be more credible !

Loki : I am going to kill this person slowly, painfully,...

Tony : Yeah, yeah we know the chorus, puny god.

Y/N : Even if it is someone you like ?

Bruce : Y/N, do you have anything to do with this ?

Y/N : Of course not ! For who do you think I am ?

Stephen : A thief ?

Y/N ; Stephen !

Stephen : I know your love for outfit and I have noticed a pattern here.

Y/N : I have no idea what you are talking about, love.

Clint : My quiver full of arrows and bow is gone !

Thor : Who stole my bracers ! It is made of the finest metal of Asgard !

Tony : Oh god ! I have to memorise that ! Y/N, you are amazing ! What an outfit you have !

Tony posted a picture.

Y/N : So how do I look ? I wanted to have a piece of everyone on me.

Thor : I reconsider my reaction and will seek for new bracers for you Lady Y/N.

Y/N : That is so sweet of you, Thor. Thank you !

Thor : You are welcome.

Thor logged off.

Loki : You look ravishing for a mortal, Y/N. But, I still want my helmet back.

Y/N : If you're nice, I'll give it back.

Loki logged off.

Steve : As much as it looks good on you, I need my shield, Y/N.

Y/N : Steve, the protector of the innocent, thanks to his vibranium frisbee.

Steve : It is not a frisbee !

Tony : Still, you throw it like a frisbee !

Steve logged off.

Bruce : You haven't taken anything from me, Y/N.

Y/N : Are you so sure about that ?

Bruce : Wait my glasses !

Y/N : Don't worry, I'll give them back to you tonight. Until then, relax, take a break.

Bruce : Fine.

Bruce logged off.

Tony : So he can get his glasses back but I can't have the missing piece of my suit back ?

Y/N : Well, he's the Hulk.

Tony : Touché.

Tony logged off.

Clint : I suppose I won't have them back, right ?

Y/N : Yep.

Clint : Then It's a good thing I made a pair for you. So how about a trade ? I give the special quiver of arrows and bow to you and I have my equipment back, deal ?

Y/N ;; Deal.

Clint logged off.

Stephen : Dear Y/N, you are amazingly surprising. You managed to steal things from others, without them noticing and when they found out, they allowed you to have it as long as you want. How is that possible ?

Wong : Women are unpredictable, so you don't want to antagonise them.

Wong logged off.

Y/N : He's got a point. However, I just borrowed their items, they 'll have them back tomorrow.

Stephen : Fine. Cloak, keep an eye on her.

Cloak logged on.

Cloak : As always.

Cloak logged off.

Stephen logged off.

Y/N : I don't really know how to react to that. Did he know the whole time where his cloak was ?

A/N: Did I make you laugh?