A/N: Hello my dear readers!

Here is a funny chatroom, hope you'll enjoy ;)

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Peter opened a chatroom

Peter invited Ned,

Ned logged on.

Ned : Hello, Pete !

Peter : Hi, Ned. I have met « Superhero name » she is incredible!

Ned : No wayyy ! Do you have pictures?

Peter : Yes ! She accepted doing some selfies with me ! I'm going to cherish them forever!

Peter added a picture of Y/N, and invited Y/N.

Ned : What did you do dude !? You invited her! You're so in trouble!

Peter : Oh god, I mistyped. What do I do?

Y/N logged on.

Ned : Well, I have to confess Y/N looks very good on the picture. She's even more beautiful than in the newspapers And you Peter, you're so red on the picture! How did you do not fangirl?

Y/N : Euh... Thank you, stranger.

Y/N : And he actually did fangirling.

Peter : Please Y/N, do not be mad at me.

Y/N : I'm not. So who are you, Ned ?

Ned : Peter's best friend.

Y/N : Nice to meet you. I'm Y/N, the superhero friend of Peter.

Ned : Can I have a picture with you as well, please?

Y/N : Sure, where are you?

Ned : In my room.

Y/N : Coming!

A few minutes later.

Ned: Dude, she took pictures with me! I think I'm in love. Wait, Peter, how did you not faint when you near her. She's even hotter than the first page of Daily Planet which is on my door! How will it be if you kiss her? I'm sure you thought about that.

Y/N : Hum. I'm still here.

Peter : I'm so embarrassed, Y/N.

Y/N : It's okay, your friend is just very.... enthusiastic. I 've known worse.

Peter : Really?

Y/N : You should have seen Christine when I met her with Stephen. She was ecstatic. She almost killed me instead of healing me. She was so excited she lost focus on what was important and she did a long summon about Stephen,blabla while I was bleeding to death. Next time, I'll see Bruce.

Peter : That is wise, I think.

Y/N : Except if you have some medical skills.

Ned : No, but he does have OTHER skills.

Peter : Ned!

Y/N : Are you trying to flirt Ned? For Peter? Who is Spiderman? Really ?

Ned invited Doctor Strange.

Ned was disconnected.

Stephen Strange logged on.

Stephen : So are you, Peter?

Peter : Ned did, I didn't.

Y/N : Stephen, don't start a fuss. Peter is my friend.

Stephen : You are an adorable naive girl, Y/N who doesn't see what is right in front of your eyes.

Stephen logged off.

Y/N : Wait, what? What is that supposed to mean?

Peter : I don't know, Y/N.

Tony stark logged on.

Tony : Why is Stephen pacing back and forth in my Tower?

Peter : He's in the tower? Y/N, he is coming for me!

Y/N : Calm down, Pete, I'm coming to you. I'll protect you, don't worry.

Tony : What is going on?

Y/N : Figure it out genius.

Tony : Well I don't trust my dirty mind sometimes, and it is boiling right now.

Y/N : Tony!

Peter : Mr Stark!

Tony : I like it when you scream my name.

Y/N : Gross !

Peter : I heard you were like that, but to see it. It's so strange.

Y/N : If you traumatised my dear Peter, I'm going to kill you next Tony.

Tony : Your dear Peter, huh?

Y/N : I would do anything necessary to protect my friends, including pranking others.

Tony invited Steve.

Steve logged on.

Steve : Y/N, don't start another civil war, please.

Y/N : Fine, Pete and I are going to train.

Steve : To defend himself from?

Y/N : Stephen, just in case.

Steve : And why would he attack one of our team recruits?

Y/N : Because he is an idiot.

Peter : He thinks I flirt with Y/N.

Steve : Are you, kid ?

Tony : That is hilarious. A spider with Y/N.

Y/N : You're with a pepper, Tony .

Tony : Touché.

Y/N : And we are not together. Stop assuming guys. Close friends don't mean love.

Steve : Yet.

Y/N : Not helping, Steve.

Steve invited Bucky, Natasha, Clint, Bruce, Wanda and Thor.

Bucky logged on

Sam invited himself on the chat.

Natasha logged on.

Clint logged on.

Bruce logged on.

Thor logged on.

Thor : What is the wonderful news you wish to partake, my friends? Is the man of Spider and Y/N getting together?

Sam : You wish.

Bucky : You are, Sam.

Sam : Nah, you would like her for yourself, don't you?

Y/N : Just to be clear I am with no one !

Sam : it's your cue old man!

Sam disconnected.

Tony : Which one?

Natasha : Y/N, just say who you would date in the team, and this will be over.

Y/N : No.

Clint : Oh, so there is someone!

Y/N : Stop, get out of my room, Clint! It's not because you shoot arrows you are Cupid!

Bruce : If they don't stop teasing you, you can come in my lab, you're sure to have silence. Or I can hulk out for you.

Y/N : That is very sweet of you, but that won't be necessary Bruce. And say thank you to the Hulk from me, would you?

Bruce : Sure.

Bruce logged off.

Thor : Choosing the Hulk as a partner is a valiant choice, but if you have babies, will they be green ?

Clint : Tony just fell off his chair!

Tony : Science is science!

Wanda : Which means, he 's thinking about it right now and he doesn't know the answer yet.

Y/N : And no Thor, Bruce is my friend nothing else.

Thor : So who stole your heart, Lady Y/N?

Y/N : Your brother.

Silence

Everybody : What ?!

Y/N posted a picture.

Y/N : You should have seen your faces! It was priceless!

Everybody :...

Y/N : Guys, I was joking.

Loki logged on.

Loki : So, I heard you have fallen for my charms? Good, so do I. Meet me on the roof tonight.

Loki logged off.

Y/N : Thor, tell Loki I wasn't serious !

Tony : Thor is currently unable to register your information, he is like a frozen statue.

Y/N : That's it ! I'm leaving!

Natasha : No, you can't do that. I'll stop you.

Y/N : Make me!

Clint : Did she just threaten Natasha?

Bucky : Unfortunately yes.

Y/N : I'm going to see a friend.

Steve : Who?

Y/N : Wonder Woman.

Wanda : I don't know what to say.

Y/N : Okay, guys, See you later, probably tomorrow or the day after. Peter, just don't come near Stephen, we never know and the others don't make a mess while I'm gone.

Steve : What do we tell for Loki?

Y/N : Anything. Just try to not break his heart, we don't another alien invasion.

Tony : Don't worry, everything is going to be okay.

Y/N logged off.

Clint : Tony snickered! Y/N, this is a bad idea, come back!

Natasha : She's not your mum, Clint.

Clint : Yes she is.

Bucky : She is kind of our mum, she's always there for us.

Steve : True, I don't have to sermon anyone now.

Wanda : I agree. Now let's log off and try to help her with her catastrophic joke which led to an undesired date.

Wanda logged off.

Clint logged off.

Natasha logged off.

Steve logged off.

Bucky logged off.

Peter logged off.

Tony logged off.

Thor : Y/N and Loki ? Why ?

A/N: So did you enjoy? Any idea for part 2?