A/N: Hello my dear readers!

So As you know, I love the character of Loki and the Norse mythology, so here is a chatroom about it.

Hope you enjoy.

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Thor opened a chatroom.

Thor invited Loki to the chat.

Loki logged on.

Loki: What do you want, oaf of abrother?

Thor: I made a mistake.

Loki: Do I have a part in thismistake of yours?

Thor: I need your help to coverit or I will die.

Loki: Die then.

Thor: Brother!

Loki: What did you do?

Thor: I tried to prank Valkyrie.

Loki: And?

Thor: It backfired, littlebrother. Badly. Given that, you are the God of Mischief, maybe youcan provide me with a solution.

Loki: No.

Thor invited Doctor Strange.

Loki: Him? This half magician?

Doctor Strange logged on.

Doctor Strange; What is thethreat this time?

Loki: This time? Who was theprevious one?

Doctor Strange: You, of course.Thor, how can I help this time? It seems your adopted brother isunable to give you what you need. However, I will.

Loki: I assure you mewlingmagician, you are nothing compared to me. Brother leave this matterto me.

Thor: But you said....

Loki kicked Doctor Strange out of thechat.

Thor: That wasn't very nicebrother.

Loki: Do you want my help ornot?

Thor: I do.

Loki: Alright, listen to me verycarefully, here is what you're going to do.

Loki and Thor logged off.

*

Loki opened a new chatroom.

Loki invited Y/N.

Loki: How is my favourite mortaldoing?

Y/N logged on.

Y/N: I'm alright, thank you.

Loki: Remeber the favour you oweme, my dear?

Y/N: How can I forget? Stephenwas so angry though, maybe we shouldn't have put these ' erotic'books in the library.

Loki: I do not regret it,neither are you. I'm asking for that favour you owe me.

Y/N: Alright. What is it?

Loki: I want you to takeBrunnehilde's pegasus.

Y/N: You're not going to changeme into a mare and have babies like you did for Sleipnir, right?

Loki: How do you know about myson?

Y/N: I know a lot, but that's astory for another time. Mythology is so fascinating.

Loki : I'm no myth, dear,maybe I should remind you of that. Like tonight.

Y/N : I.... Back to thesubject, steal the pegasus and then what?

Loki: Seduce it.

Y/N: I beg your pardon? That'syour job.

Loki: Pardon accepted. I meanbefriend, coax the animal. Do not bring my past into this.

Y/N: Oh, alright. No problem.I'll ask Peter if he knows any tricks. He was the one who rode itfirst.

Y/N : And can I meetSleipnir one day please?

Loki: You....You want to meetmy first child?

Y/N: I mean a eight-legged horseis truly something spectacular. Why are you so surprised?

Loki: It would be an honour formy child to meet you, my dear.

Y/N: Why do I have theimpression there is something else going on?

Y/N invited Peter to the chat.

Peter logged on.

Y/N: Hey Peter! I have aquestion about the Pegasus.

Peter: H... Hello Y/N.

Loki: How can you stutter in achat?

Peter: I do not know, MisterLoki. It just happened.

Y/N: So how was the ride on thepegasus with Brunnhilde?

Peter: It was incredible, I mean, a pegasus, Y/N! The flying horse is very friendly, you know? I gavehim a bunch of apples after the fight, unbeknownst to Brunnhilde.

Loki: I think you have your wayfor my favour.

Peter: Y/N? What is happening?

Y/N: It's nothing don't really,Pete. I'm handling the situation.

Peter: So there is a situation,I'm in.

Y/N: But Pete, no. It'ssomething between Loki and I. I don't want to bring you into this.Loki helped me with some... pranks and I owed him a favour. He'sasking for the favour now but that's alright. It's not as bad as Ithought. I mean.... coax a flying horse isn't that hard right?

Brunnhilde logged on.

Brunnhilde: So you want to meetmy worthy mount the answer is.... yes!

Brunnehilde logged off.

Loki: After you have the horseunder your spell, bring it to Thor.

Y/N: And then what?

Loki: That's all you need toknow.

Y/N: Loki... is it anotherprank?

Loki: For once , no it isn't.

Loki logged off.

Y/N: What did I get myself into?

One hour later.

The Avengers forced Y/N into the chat.

Y/N : Hey guys....

Tony: You are a remarkable woman,you rode that horse like a queen. Like wow, I'm impressed! Iwonder what else you could ride.

Y/N: Not you that's for sure.

Clint: Burn!

Steve: Y/N, what you did wasreckless.

Y/N: I don't understand, I justbrought the horse to Thor.

Steve: That's not what we saw.

Brunnehilde: You changed thecolour of my pegasus, it's pink!

Y/N: Hold on.

Brunnehilde: You want me to holdon?!

Y/N invited Loki.

Loki logged on.

Y/N: You have some explaining todo, silver tongue!

Loki: Whatever do you mean mydear? You used to like my talking.

Tony: I sense a story here.

Loki: Since you asked, Man OfIron, Y/N and I used to be....

Loki was disconnected.

Y/N:I'll take the blame forwhatever happened.

Steve: That is very responsibleof you, Y/N. Your punishment shall be....

Brunnehilde: If you can holdyour liquor like me, you shall be forgiven. If not, you will undie myhorse, take care of my armour and drink again with me.

Y/N: Alright, it's not that badI guess.

Thor: Thank you Y/N for yourbravery, we shall greet you in Valhalla amongst the greatestwarriors.

Y/N: I'm sure it's not that bad,Thor.

Tony: I'll join the contest.

Brunnehilde: The more themerrier.

Steve: What kind of punishmentis this? I'm too old for this.

Steve logged off.

Two hours later.

Y/N: Peteeeeer ! Can I touchyour hair, please?

Peter: Sure, I guess?

Clint: Why is Peter tackled tothe floor by Y/N?

Tony: She's drunk.

Doctor Strange: No sh*t,Sherlock.

Y/N: Thor, I'm borrowingMjolnir. I'm gonna fly and race the pegasus.

Thor: Lady Y/N , I doubt you areworthy of my mighty hammer.

Tony posted a picture «Y/N wieldingMjolnir and jumping from the Tower, followed by Spidey hanging by aweb»

Natasha: I'm out.

Natasha logged off.

Bucky: Y/N is scary when she'sdrunk. I mean wanted by all means to do an arm wrestling with my metal arm. I don't know how, but she won. And then she kissedme.

Sam: You are the Winter Soldier,he was frozen for five minutes. I took pictures.

Bucky: Delete them, Sam.

Sam: Who the hell is Sam?

Bucky was disconnected along with Sam.

Wanda: Y/N's mind is very fuzzy,she has so many thoughts crossing her mind I can't keep up.

Brunnehilde: Y/N is a truewarrior, she knows how to have fun.

Peter: Let me down please!

Y/N: I'm coming to the rescuePete.

Clint posted a picture « Y/Ncarrying bridal style a blushing Peter»

Peter: She kissed me. I.... I'mfeeling so hot right now.

Clint: You too?!

Tony: She won't rememberanything tomorrow and I think she kissed everybody. She's a cuddlyand attaching drunk person.

Y/N: Look at my new suit, guys!

Wanda posted a picture « The IronWoman»

Tony: Holy mother of god. Thiswas supposed to be for your birthday ! Where did you find it?

Y/N: I kind of break your windowwith Mjolnir?

Tony: You did what?!

Y/N: I'm sorry.

Tony: Come here.

Peter posted a picture «MisterStark comforting Y/N»

Clint: This escalated quickly.Why did you let her kiss you Stark? You know she's drunk.

Tony: I never denied a kiss,Barton.

Loki logged on.

Loki: Thor did it.

Loki logged off.

Y/n: Why did you leave soquickly Loki....

Steve logged on.

Steve: Alright, everybody, ithas to come to an end.

Everybody immediately was disconnected.

Tony: What the hell did youtouch, Rogers ?!

The following morning.

Y/N logged on.

Y/N: Tell me I'm still drunk.

Peter: What is it?

Y/N: This can't be happening.

Steve: What is happening.

Tony: Yes, you kissed everybodylast night.

Y/N: I ... I'm so sorry guys.

Tony: I'm not.

Wanda: It's okay Y/N, we knowyou were not yourself last night. No more drink for you.

Steve: Ever.

Y/N: Says the one who can't getdrunk.

Bucky: What is the matter, Y/N?I can bring you something for your head.

Y/N: Oh, that'ts adorableBucky, thanks. But, has anyone seen Loki?

Thor: He is not in his room,Lady Y/N.

Loki: I'm in her room actually.

Peter: Mister Loki, it is notappropriate to be in a woman's room, unwelcomed.

Tony: Oh oh, is Parker jealous?

Peter: Of course not!

Y/N posted a picture « Look who ismy room»

Tony: Is that a horse in myTower?!

Steve: It has eight legs?

Thor: Nephew Sleipnir!

Clint: So the myth were true....

Sam: What the hell?

Y/N: It's Sleipnir, first son ofLoki. He's beautiful!

Loki posted a picture «Y/N andSleipnir's First Encounter»

Thor: Sleipnir seems to like youLady Y/N. He never let anyone touch him except Loki.

Tony: Not even you?

Y/N: I am speechless.

Loki: You are very welcome, nowlet's go for a ride, there is someone else I want you to meet.

Y/N: Oh my god! Is it Jormungand?

Loki: I'm starting to like youmore and more, Y/N.

Tony: Avengers!

Steve quickly logged on.

Steve: Assemble!

Steve logged off.

Tony: Let's bring Y/N back tothe Tower!

Thor: But she is in no danger.

Brunnehilde: We're talking aboutyour brother, anything can be dangerous with him.

Doctor Strange: Let me deal withhim. I will gladly bring Y/N back.

Loki: Bring it worthlesssorcerer!

Everybody logged off.

Y/N: I don't feel so good.

Peter: Don't say this lineplease.

Loki: Did you just puke on me?

Y/N: Sorry?

Y/N was disconnected.

Doctor Strange: Oh my god, didyou just change Y/N into a horse?!

Y/N: doogfv , cqnbxghnf,;scx

Doctor Strange: I'll find a way tobring you back. Do not worry.

Doctor Strange logged off.

Loki: Such a pretty mare.  Just for me, hehehe.

A/N: Any thoughts?