A/N:  Hello my dear readers!

As some requested, this is a new chatroom.

I hope it will make you laugh and if you have any ideas, please let me know ;)

Hope you enjoy!

Please leave a vote or a comment.

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Y/N opened a chatroom.

Y/N invited Thor and Loki.

Thor logged on.

Loki logged on.

Thor : Lady Y/N, how are you on this fair day ?

Y/N : Fine, thanks for asking Thor.

Loki : What do you want, mortal ?

Y/N : I have questions I can't contain anymore about both of you.

Thor : What do you want to know Lady Y/N ?

Y/N : More specifically about Loki. And I want you Thor to tell me if he is lying or not. He is the God of Lies after all.

Thor : I can do that My Lady !

Loki :...

Y/N : So Loki, is it true you can change form ?

Loki : Yes.

Y/N : Any form at all ? Even if you want to be a female ?

Loki : That is correct. What is your point, mortal ?

Y/N:Is it true you had several children including a eight legged-horse, a wolf, a giant snake and a daughter with a part of her half dead and half alive ?

Loki logged off.

Y/N : I take that as a yes then.

Y/N : Did I offend him ?

Thor : I mush shall see my brother, lady Y/N.

Thor logged off.

Tony removed the veil of invisibility.

Y/N : Tony ! What the hell are you doing here ?!

Tony : I have my eye on everything, and as you as well.

Y/N : Actually, it's the Ancient One who is like that but whatever.

Tony invited Steve, Stephen Strange, Natacha, Bruce, Clint.

Steve : Why did you want to know about this subject, Miss Y/N ?

Y/N : I've always been fascinated by mythology, so I couldn't pass the chance to not ask about what is true and what is not.

Tony : You got competition Stephen !

Stephen : Stop being stupid, Stark.

Tony : I'm a genius !

Stephen : So do I !

Y/N : All righ, all right, calm down girls !

Clint : You watch too much Sherlock Y/N.

Y/N : Don't you dare criticise my Sherlock, Clint !

Tony : Your Sherlock ?

Y/N : You know what I mean.

Clint : God ! I just saw Loki coming to you Y/N and he doesn't look happy !

Tony : Why would Frosty do to Y/N ? She just asked about his children.

Y/N : He is right, for once, besides, he didn't answer me so I...

Y/N suddenly logged off.

Stephen : Y/N?!

Natasha : Where is she ?

Clint : I'm in the vents and Loki basically threw her on his shoulder and walked out of the room while she hit his back. He didn't even flinch at her struggle.

Thor logged on.

Thor : This is a wonderful day, brothers and sisters !

Steve : Loki kidnapped Y/N, how is this a wonderful day ?

Thor : My brother's children are all gathered in the living room and can't wait to meet the fair maiden who had the heart of my brother.

Stephen : What ?!

Tony : Are you saying Loki loves Y/N ?

Thor : I think so. Otherwise, Man of Iron, why would he introduce her to his children ?

Stephen : I have to stop him !!

Steve : No rush decision, we need to have a plan.

Tony : Yes, attack !

Natasha : Seriously, again ?

Clint :Am I hallucinating ? Did Stephen just tackle Loki to the ground even if he still had Y/N on his shoulder ?

Tony : Oh God this is epic ! Jarvis, record it !

JARVIS : Yes, sir.

Bruce : Why does no one try to separate them ?

Tony : Because, as I said, this is EPIC !

Clint : Ouch, that must hurt.

Natasha : Y/N is trying to stop them.

Steve : She 's going to be hurt if she stands in between !

Tony : Oh, now Capsicle comes in. Nice. So, who do you think will win the heart of Y/N ? Or most likely going to stand up at the end ?

Tony invited Bucky, Scott, Sam, Wanda and Vision.

Sam : What the hell ?

Vision : I am conflicted between the will to stop them and the wish to know who might win. Afterall, we have a god, a supersoldier and a powerful sorcerer.

BAM !

Natasha : Oh my god ! Did Y/N just been punched by Steve ?

Clint : What is that weird sound ?

Bruce : it's Tony who is laughing the life out of him.

Thor ; I've never seen my brother be so frightened by the wrath of someone. Y/N is a good match to him !

Bucky : Everybody facepalmed, this is funny. But Y/N's face is.... very threatening. Shivers rolled down my skin. Worst than Hydra.

Clint : I agree.

Natasha : I'm curious on how she 's going to react, this dread silence is heavy.

Y/N logged on.

Y/N : I am trying to stay calm, Bruce I need your wisdom or I will kick everybody's butt for watching instead of helping !

Clint : Did you just threaten the Hulk ?

Loki : My daughter Hela will welcome you in her kingdom as one of the fiercest warrior the world as ever known ;

Tony : It's a highway to hell !

Natasha : And he had to blast the music in the Tower.

Stephen : Y/N, love, don't do stay calm.

Loki : What does usually calm her ?

Stephen : Cuddles and kisses, why ?

Clint : Loki kissed Y/N ! « shipname ' » is real !

Stephen : I am going to kill you, God of junk !

Wanda : Should I stop them ?

Thor : A battle for the love of Y/N, only one will stand for her !

Natasha : Just do it, Wanda.

Y/N : Thanks ! Now listen to me carefully. Loki, don't ever throw me over your shoulder ; you want to talk to me or bring me somewhere, you ask first. Secondly, Steve, it's okay for the punch but you better run before I change my mind. Thirdly, Stephen, as much as I appreciate what you did, couldn't you just talk instead of fighting ?! I got hit because of it !

Steve logged off.

Bucky : I've never seen him run this fast !

Bucky logged off.

Tony : So who win, exactly ? It's not Steve.

Y/N : Tony Stark, stop the music « All by myself » now !

Tony : I couldn't resist.

Vision : Loki, why did you take Y/N like that ?

Loki : To present her to my children. She asked about them and the best way to do that is to show her who they are.

Y/N : Oh that's adorable. I would be honoured to meet your children, Loki.

Stephen : Don't hug him !

Thor : Brother, you were kind, for once !

Natasha : Stop crying Thor, I can hear you from my room.

Loki : I'm not your brother !

Stephen : Next time, Y/N, I'll present you to my parents.

Stephen logged off.

Y/N : What just happened ?

Wanda : God ! I'm never reading his mind ever again.

Y/N/ Wanda, what did you read ?

Wanda : Not only read, see. I can't say it, just ask him.

Y/N : Should I be scared ?

Wanda : Not exactly.

Tony : Hammer time !

Wanda logged off ;

Y/N logged off.

Thor ; I do not understand.

Bruce : Ask your brother.

Thor : I shall, brother Bruce.

Everybody logged off.

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