A/N: Hello my dear readers!

As requested by some of you, here is the chatroom with Mysterio.

Warning: Spoiler of the movie Spider-man far from. Don't read if you haven't seen the movie.

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Mysterio opened a chatroom.

Mysterio invited Peter Parker.

Peter hesitantly logged on.

Peter: What do you want? Youalready have EDITH.

Mysterio: There is someone Ican't look into. And I know you know her.

Peter: No.

Mysterio: So you know who I'mtalking about.

Peter: Absolutely not.

Mysterio: I need her.

Peter: Why?

Mysterio: I'm not going toreveal my plan to you.

Peter: I'm not going to help youeither.

Mysterio: She has the information Ineed.

Peter: I thought Edith was theultimate source of information.

Mysterio: Well, Edith doesn'teverything, neither did Tony Stark.

Peter: I won't help you.

Peter logged off.

Mysterio forced him back on the chat.

Peter: I'll ignore you.

Mysterio: I'm the master ofillusions, you can't ignore me.

Peter invited Doctor Strange.

Peter: You played with magic,here is the real magic.

Doctor Strange logged on.

Doctor Strange: You hurt Tony'skid. You're in trouble.

Mysterio: Send the drones toStrange's location.

Mysterio published a picture « TheSanctum of New York attacked by a giant firestorm»

Peter: You're dishonouring Stark'slegacy. He never meant for his tech to be used like this.

Mysterio: That's the thing, kid.It's my legacy.

Peter: What?

Mysterio: Now, tell me what Iwant to know and I'll free Strange.

Peter published a picture «Y/Nrescuing Doctor Strange»

Peter: You were saying?

Mysterio: There she is. Drones,capture her.

Doctor Strange posted a picture «Spiderman, catching Y/N from the fall»

Mysterio: Is it a blush I see?Hum... Interesting. Drones, attack Peter.

Doctor Strange: You're acheater. This is no magic, just very high developed tech.

Mysterio kicked Doctor Strange out ofthe chat.

Mysterio: Peter!

Y/N logged on.

Y/N: So you're the one causingall this trouble. You hurt my friend.

Mysterio: Good.

Y/N: I'm going to destroy allyour drones.

Mysterio: How can you destroythe drones if you can't see them.

Mysterio posted a picture « Y/Nfighting invisible opponents»

Mysterio: Hahahahaha!

Peter: Stop this! Please!

Y/N: Your illusions caught meoff guard, but I've been trained by the God of Illusions, Loki. ButStrange helped though. Your illusions may be quite real but they'retoo personal. Seriously, why did I see men shirtless with Rabbitmasks on their face?

Mysterio: I... wh... I saw ahorror movie last night.

Peter: What else did you see?

Y/N: You dying again and again,as well as the Avengers. That was a low blow, Mysterio!

Mysterio: I was trying todestabilise you. Did it work?

Y/N: You pissed me off?!

Peter posted a picture «Y/Ngrabbing Mysterio's fishball»

Peter: Now, that we have EDITHback, we can....

Nick Fury logged on.

Fury: Do I want to know?

Peter: Maybe?

Mysterio: I just want my costumeback. Y/N?

Y/N: He hurt my Peter, and thenme, I'm not giving you your fish ball, Nemo.

Peter: 'my' Peter, so does itmean you're 'my' Y/N?

Mysterio: Was that a Jules Vernereference?

Y/N: You know your classic.

Mysterio: No, EDITH told me.

Peter: No, it's another illusion!Y/N run!

Mysterio uploaded a video «Youbelieve you can fly, but it's one last fall»

Maria Hills posted a picture «Spider-man flying with Y/N climbing him like koala»

Fury: Seriously Hills? Like akoala?

Hills: I didn't know how else tosay this, sir. They're cute though.

Mysterio: How? EDITH doesn'tknow this suit.

Fury: You really thought Starkwould have given this technology to a simple mind like you?

Mysterio: I created BLURB!

Fury: Did you really though?

Mysterio: My drones will destroyyou!

Fury: One call, and CaptainMarvel destroys the base of your drones.

Captain Marvel logged on.

Captain Marvel: I'm a bit busybut for sure. I'll send Yon-Rogg. Or Goose.

Mysterio: Not if I conceal mybase. I'm a master of illusions.

Loki logged on.

Loki: I'm the King of Illusions,mere mortal. One snap of my fingers and all your nightmares cometrue.

Loki logged off.

Fury: I thought he was dead?

Peter: Don't you think we lostenough souls?

Fury: Whatever.

Fury logged off.

Mysterio : Y/N, you'reawfully silent.

Y/N: .... I stuck my face inyour fish ball.

Mysterio: Hahahaahahahaa!

Doctor Strange logged on.

Doctor Strange: Y/N, you'reimpossible. You're on your own.

Doctor Strange logged off.

Y/N: Or you just don't know howto help me, little misfit!

Peter: Loki is rubbing  off on you,Y/N.

Y/N: Will you help me instead oftaking a picture? I'm stuck in this crazy clean helmet!

Mysterio: Post the picture.

Peter posted a picture «TheShe-Mysterio»

Mysterio: Hum... you do knowthere is a button to open the mask, right?

Y/N: Oh, right....

Peter: So now, what do we do?

Mantis logged on.

Mantis: Take ass, kick names.

Mantis logged off.

Mysterio: I'm going to pretend Ididn't read this. So are you two going to tell each other how youfeel?

Peter: What are you talkingabout?

Mysterio: According to EDITH, Ihave videos of Peter liking, very very very very very much Y/N.

Peter: That's a lot of very andyet not enough.

Y/N: Are you trying to playmatchmaker, Quentin?

Mysterio: She knows my name!

Peter: I told her.

Mysterio: Ouch. I'm unveilingsecrets. I already told the world Spiderman's identity.

Peter: So now you're going totell my love life as well? What is wrong with you?

Y/N: Whatever happened betweenPeter and I are our business, not yours.

Mysterio: You have a chance,buddy, she's not denying anything.

Y/N kicked Mysterio out of the chat,and blocked him.

Y/N: He's a handful. Pete?

Peter: I didn't know how to tellyou before, but I do have feelings for you, Y/N.

Y/N: I know, Peter.

Peter: You knew?!

Y/N: I kind of felt it, whenyou were flying and I was holding on you.

Peter: You felt it?

Y/N: I felt it. We were quiteclose, so yeah.

Peter: Oh! I'm so sorry.

Y/N: Don't be, it's alright. Iwas waiting for you to make a move but I'm doing it first. See youtonight at Delmar.

Peter: As in a date?

Y/N: Yes, Spidey. It's a date.

Y/N logged off.

Peter logged off.

Happy logged on.

Happy: Lovebirds. Shall I tellMay?

May logged on.

May: Peter is having agirlfriend? Finally! Do I have to speak to him about The Talk?

Happy: Maybe not now.

May forced Peter on the chat.

May: Peter, we need to talk.

Peter: Okay? Is everythingalright?

May:: You'll see.

May and Happy logged off.

Peter: That's odd.

Three hours later.

Peter: I should have cleared thechat. Never again.  

A/N: So did you laugh? It was so fun to write =)