A/N: Hello my dear readers!

Here is a short chatroom for you to enjoy.  Sorry for not posting more stories, I have a lot of things to do this month but I haven't forgotten you. 

Hope you'll enjoy.

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Have you seen the last trailer of Infinity War?

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Y/N opened a chatroom

Y/N invited Peter Parker.

Peter logged on.

Peter : Hello Y/N !

Y/N : Hello Peter.

Five minutes later.

Peter : So... why did you invite me to the chat?

Y/N : To test a theory.

Peter : Which is?

Y/N : I want to know if Stark is going to show up if I speak with you. Or if I say naughty words.

Peter : Why would Mister Stark spy on me?

Y/N : Because he is like your fairy godfather. And I am SURE he is here.

Peter : Y/N... seriously, Stark is not babysitting me. I can handle myself on my own.

Y/N : Kiss me!

Peter : Wait, what ?!

Y/N : Naughty words, Peter. I'm testing my theory.

Peter : Y/N stop. This is not funny. He's not going to log on.

Y/N : What if I say « sex » ?

Tony Stark logged on.

Tony : Peter, Y/N is a bad influence on you.

Y/N : I was right ! Clint, Ned I won the bet !

Peter : I'm disappointed.

Y/N : Don't be Pete, I'm coming with your favourite ice cream and Star Wars set box.

Peter : I don't hate you anymore. The door is open.

Tony : I forbid you to see Y/N, anymore, Spidey.

Peter : As much as I 'm grateful for everything you've done for me, Mister Stark, you don't have a say in my relationship. Besides Y/N is part of the Avengers so it's kind of difficult to not see her anymore.

Tony : That's it !

Tony invited Stephen to the chat.

Stephen logged on.

Y/N : I'm going to kill you Stark !

Peter : Are you coming Y/N ?

Stephen : What is going on, again ?

Y/N : I'm at the door, Pete.

Peter : She got me everything I love ! God you're amazing !

Y/N : Wait, is that one of Stark's suit next to your window ?

Peter : Mister Stark !

Stephen : And you called yourself a genius ? Seriously, spy on a kid ?

Tony : I do what I want.

Loki logged on.

Loki : That is my line, Man of Iron. Find another one.

Loki logged off.

Peter : Get your suit out of my room, Stark !

Y/N : I'm trying to kick it but it's going crazy. It looks at me like I'm a threat.

Peter : No,no,no ! Not my Death Star !

Stephen : What is a « Death Star » ? »

Y/N : We'll have a Star Wars marathon tomorrow night, Stephen. Now I have to handle a very pissed Peter.

Peter : It took me hours to build it !

Tony : If you leave Peter's room, Y/N, I'll stop. I want Peter to be safe and pure.

Y/N : For who do you think I am ? Seducer?

Peter : You have one hell of a punch, Y/N. Is your hand okay though? I heard a weird metallic breaking sound. And will you go on a date with me ?

Tony was disconnected.

Stephen : Y/N is the winner. Stark is out. Peter, back off.

Peter : My poor Death Star, what am I going to tell Ned ?

Y/N : Nothing, I'll help you build it again. First, can I have some ice for my hand ? Then, we'll see about that date..... and he passed out. I'll find the ice on my own.

Thor logged on.

Thor : I heard there was a battle between the Man of Iron and Lady Y/N.

Stephen : Y/N won. Wait, did you say 'yes'

Thor : My brother was right, then. I'll have to wear female skirts for a week.

Y/N : You bet on me ! And Stephen, I do what I want.

Loki logged on.

Loki : You can do what you want on me. All you need to do is say the word.

Loki logged off.

Y/N : No thank you, Loki. Now Thor, where are you ?

Thor : In my room, putting one of the ladies clothes.

Y/N : Send me a picture. Please ?

Thor : Lady Y/N, to see a man in a skirt is not something I can be proud of and....

Y/ N : If you don't, I'll take the picture myself.

Thor sent a private message with a document attached to Y/N.

Y/N : Thank you, Thor.

Thor logged off.

Stephen : Now, about your hand, do you want me to take a look ?

Y/N : No, thank you, my knuckles are just very red, nothing serious. I'm sending Stark through portal in his Tower. JARVIS, can you take care of him please ?

JARVIS : Of course, Y/N.

Y/N : Good. Let's eat the ice cream before it melts. Peter is still unconscious, through. What should I do ?

Stephen : Draw moustaches on him with a sharpie.

Y/N : No, I won't prank him. I put him in his bed. And I'm trying to build the Death Star. It's harder than I thought.

Y/N invited Ned on the chat.

Ned logged on.

Ned : Hello ?

Y/N : Ned, I need your help.

Ned : Do you want me to be your sidekick, watching your every move through the cameras ? Or spy on someone ? Or hack somebody's network ?

Y/N : No, I need you to help build again the Death Star, Stark destroyed when he was in Peter's room. Spidey is out and I want his precious treasure to be as brand new as before.

Ned : Coming. Right away.

Y/N : Thank you, there is ice cream if you want.

Ned : Hell yeah !

A/N: So what did you think? Did I make you laugh?