A/N: Hello my dear readers!

While I'm doing the other requests, here is a small chatroom I wrote to make you laugh.

Hope you'll enjoy =)

Please leave a vote or a comment.

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Tony opened a chatroom.

Tony invited his Avengers.

Vision, Rhodey, Natasha, T'Challa logged on.

T'Challa : Why did you invite us to the chat, Stark ?

Tony : To present you the newest addition to the Avengers: Iron Spider!

Iron Spider logged on.

Iron Spider invited Y/N.

Y/N logged on.

Y/N : Hey Peter, I love the new suit.

Vision : Spiderman evolved to Iron Spider.

T'Challa : Wakanda technology did marvels to this kid.

Tony : And my intellect, resources and will.

Iron Spider : Thank you all for this new suit, it's amazing. I really feel like a spider now. I

Y/N : You are great, Peter.

Y/N invited Steve, Bucky, Sam, Wanda, Clint, Stephen and Scott.

Y/N : What do you think of Peter's new suit?

Natasha : A Metal Spider suit, what an improvement Stark. Are you sure, he's not your child?

Tony : What ? No ! I'm too young to have a kid.

Peter : Mr. Stark is very generous and kind to me. He's like a father figure. I'm very grateful for everything he does for me.

Natasha : Like I said, a son.

Y/N : Aaaw, that is so cute! The name Iron Spider is even more accurate!

Peter : I suppose it is. Do you want to see all the new cool things I can do with it?

Y/N : Yes ! I'm coming over in five.

Steve : Be careful kid to not hurt yourself. The world is bigger than we think and filled with danger and threats.

Clint : Mama Steve is back!

Bucky : Is it the boy who stops my punch with one hand?

Peter : The guy with the awesome metal arm! Hi!

Bucky : Hello.

Bucky logged off.

Peter : Why did he leave?

Sam : He's still processing the facts you stopped his winter soldier punch and thought it was cool to have a metal arm.

Y/N : Well, with his background, he probably didn't have any compliments towards this « weapon » as he calls it.

Steve : I'm going to talk to him.

Steve logged off.

Clint : Mama Steve is watching over her kids! How sweet!

Wanda : Welcome to the Avengers, Peter.

Tony : He's not an Avenger ! .... Yet!

Y/N : What? Why? He's already protecting the city of Queens.

Tony : He has ... homework.

Y/N : You did not just say that!

Vision : That is irrelevant, as he already has finished his homework.

Sam : Wait, how old is the kid?

Peter : The kid has a name, it's Peter ! I'm seventeen in a month.

T'Challa : Peter is a valiant fighter who stole Captain's shield, stopped a giant Antman, fought against the Vulture and defeated him and yet, you're still arguing if he is an Avenger or not. How foolish.

Peter : I have two dads watching over me. How fortunate.

Stephen : Why am I reading this?

Y/N : Because you're logged on?

Stephen : Thanks for stating the obvious, Y/N.

Y/N : You are very welcome.

Tony : I can imagine him rolling his eyes!

Clint : Are you sure you're only imagining that, Stark?

Sam : Good one, Barton! Iron Strange!

Tony : I think I'm going to revisit the Icarus myth. Sam, Clint, be ready. I'm coming for you both.

Bruce logged on.

Bruce invited Thor.

Thor logged on.

Thor : Greetings, fellow Midgardians!

Y/N : Hello Thor, how are you?

Thor : Well, I'm good despite I discovered Loki was alive and ruling over Asgard, my father died and he unveiled we had an evil sister. I met Strange briefly. I like his beer. I was thrown to Sakaar and found the Hulk. We fought and of course I won then we led a revolution, I fought against my sister, lost an eye and destroyed Asgard. Otherwise, I'm fine and you?

Y/N : I... I don't know what to say.

Thor : And some man cut my glorious hair!

Y/N : I'm sure you still look good with short hair, Thor.

Thor : Thank you lady Y/N.

Tony : Since when do you know how to use Midgardian technology?

Thor : Banner is typing for me. He's a very good servant.

Bruce : Do not call me that.

Loki logged on.

Loki : Don't make him angry. We do not want a repeat of Sakaar's arena. Hello Lady Y/N.

Y/N : Hello, Loki. Are you all coming back to Earth... I mean Midgard?

Bruce : We are on our way.

Y/N : Thor, the good thing is that you found your brother again! He's not dead after all.

Tony : How is that a good thing?

Wanda : That was rude and inappropriate, Stark! To lose a brother is one of the worst pain in the world.

Thor : You are right. We shall celebrate at Stephen's dwelling! We would have unlimited beer!

Stephen : Why me?

Thor : As I said, unlimted beer, Brother Strange. And you helped me found my father, I would like to thank you.

Stephen logged off.

Y/N : Let's go all to the Sanctum then.

Everybody logged off except Scott.

Scott : I know I can be small, but I'm not invisible am I?

Drax logged on.

Drax : I am.

Drax logged off.

Y/N logged on.

Y/N posted a picture of « Thor giving a bone-crushing hug to Stephen while the Cloak flew away. »

Y/N : Beautiful memory!

Stephen logged on.

Stephen : Delete that or I'll post the one you had with Stark and Loki!

Y/N : You wouldn't dare!

Stephen : Watch me.

Stephen invited all the Avengers.

Stephen posted « Who shall win Y/N's heart? With Steve and Thor trying to separate them from the blushing girl. »

Y/N : I'm going to kill you Strange!

Y/N posted a picture : Kaecilius : Foe or Friend ?

Y/N : So who takes a selfie with his enemy, Strange?

Stephen posted a picture « So you tried the Iron Spider suit, huh ? »

Tony : Peter is blushing so hard!

Peter : I'm not! It was just very hot in the room.

Y/N posted a picture of « Stephen hugging the Cloak. »

Stephen : I was a bit drunk, that's all. Who put Asgardian liquor in my drink?

Loki : I did.

Stephen posted: Loki the drunk cuddling Y/N. »

Thor : How do I save this picture. I need to show it to Brunnhilde!

Loki : Don't! Or I'll change into a snake again and will bite you to death.

Wanda : Stop this picture war. We had fun last night, there is no need to brag.

Stephen posted a picture of Wanda kissing Vision.

Wanda : That's it I'm coming!

Everybody logged off and ran for their lives.

A/N: So did you laugh?