(Replace Gine with Becky and Bardock with Joshua)

Me: Hey! You took the last two toaster strudels! Those were mine!

Joshua: I didn't see your name on those. *Has crumbs on his face*

Me: I told you I was saving those for me! And you didn't listen!

Joshua: What are you going to do about it? *Dodges my punch* Whoa! Sorry!

Me: *side sweeps him*

Joshua: *catches it*

Snuffle: *walks in the kitchen* What's going on now?

Me: He took the last two toaster strudels!

Snuffle: Yeah he's done that before to me.

Me: How do I get him to quit?

Snuffle: I just put something in front of it that I know neither one of you would eat.

Me: Like what?

Snuffle: This. *Holds up a jar of pickled beets*

Me: Ew! Gross! Why would you eat that!?

Snuffle: Same reason why you eat sweet pickles. I like them. And these are extra hot.

Joshua: How can you handle that?

Snuffle: Because unlike you, I take care of myself. And I happen to like them.

Me: Bleh!

Joshua: Gross dude!

Snuffle: So next time just put something you know he won't eat in front of them.

Me: Okay.