"Whoosh whoosh whoosh," went the TARDIS as the doctor stumbled out, but what he didn't know was that he was being watched by our one and only Derpy Whooves. He was walking around trying to figure out were in the universe he was. After walking for awhile when something flew into him, it was grey, and had something on it's behind. Also it had weird eyes. "Hi," it yelled in the doctors ear,"are you new here."
"Um yes, don't mind me asking but what's your name?" Asked the doctor.
"Ditzy Doo," it answered.
"And what are you."
"I'm a pony silly, you are to."
"Wha- oh I guess I am. And one more thing what's that?" The Doctor asked pointing to her behind.
"That's a cutie mark, for a pony you sure don't know a lot about yourself, huh?
"Wait, I just realized your talking!"
"You say that like you've never heard anypony talk before."
"Wait did you just say anypony? Hahahahahahaha!"
"What's so funny?"
"You ju- hahahahaha!"
"Ok, umm, do you want something to eat?"
"Actually, yes, I'm famished."
"Well I have muffins, muffins, and MORE MUFFINS!" Yelled the pony before she started flying around yelling "MUFFINS!"