Ima tell you

Lels today Dawson has declared that I am his, Dixie didn't like that, so she almost tried to smuggle me in her locker, yeah, so Dawson had to yank me into his lap and hang onto me for dear life, then on the bus, yes I ride a bus, he basically tried to commit suicide, no bitch not that way, Dixie rides my bus so Dawson wanted to make her jealous so he said "I have to whisper into your ear" and he kissed my ear, then Dixie came and she sat beside me, making sure I don't make bad choices
wat a great friend